Warning, crap sence of humor and pee and poo, and language might contain to this article. Your huraian is advised.
"Hello my name is Kate AND THIS IS JACKASS!!!" Kate yelled. And turns out she was on a pokok with humphrey. Garth got out a chainsaw and chopped down the tree. "timber anda jackasses!!!" Garth said. Then the pokok was starting to fall. Then humphrey and Kate fell on the snow. "Whoo!" Humphrey yelled.
Fat fucks!
Humphrey and garth got on jackets. And stuffed them with lots of pillows. Then they went outside. Humphrey got out a sledingboard. "Okay fatty anda ready." Humphrey said. "Hey Shut up ya fat fuck!" Garth said. Then humphrey went sleding down. Then he fell down. Then Kate saw him. "Oh humphrey anda sure let yourself go!" Kate said. And she had a smirk on her face. "Yep, and so did you!" Humphrey said. "Hey anda fat keldai anda better Shut the hell up!" Kate said. "Aww, Whatever ya agressive-Bitch ha ha!" Humphrey said. "....wait... I was that aggresive last Night?" Kate asked. Then Garth nodded.
Pee Pee
Shakey walked up to saltys den. He was on top. Waiting for him to come out. 5 mins later. Then Salty came out and shakey Peed all over Salty. "awww, dude what the fuck!" Salty shouted. "What.... Ha ha its funny!" Shakey said. Then shakey was waiting for humphrey in the den. But in stead shakey came it. And humphrey was asleep. Then shakey came up to him Then shakey Peed all over humphreys face. "awww, dude, damn it, Im trying to sleep!!!" Humphrey said. "Ha ha jalang, perempuan jalang see me trolling!!!" Shakey said. Then shakey snuck behind mooch. The shakey was peeing on his back. "What the hell!!!" Mooch yelled. Then shakey was laughing. Then mooch and humphrey and Salty were so pissed they were kicking his ass.
The portal potty ride.
Humphrey thought salty, Garth, shakey, mooch, Hutch, cando. And he showed them a new Project. There were 4 towers. And there was rope attached to the portal potty to each tower. And Kate, Lilly, candy, sweets and a few females were watching. "Now, one of anda is going for a ride, if anda do this, anda get 100 dollars to do this." Humphrey said. "Ummm.... Humphrey this is stupid!" Garth said. "a 10000 dollars!" Humphrey said. "Okay fine, but Im doing it for the money!" Garth said. He went into the portal potty. Then humphrey and Salty striped him on the sit. Then they walked out. And they shutted the door. "Now Lilly, I would like anda to press this button!" Humphrey said. "Oh, umm ok!" Lilly said. She pressed the Button. The the portal potty went up. And went down. "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!" Garth was screaming. Crap was flying. "Shiiiiiiiiiiiit!!!!!!!!!!" Garth screamed. The portal potty was going all the way up to 300 feet up to the air. Then 10 mins the ride stopped. Garth came out. He had Shit all over Him. "Well wheres the money!" Garth said. "Here anda go, Heres your money, *gags* dude anda Need a shower!" Humphrey berkata and gaged. "Lilly meet anda at the den ok honey. " Garth said. "Ok, *she also smelled it*!" Lilly said. But he took a shower. Then he was alright the seterusnya day.
Super glue
"Hello my name is Hutch, and this is super glue!" Hutch said. He got out a glue and it berkata "Sooper glue". "Okay hei cando and Garth, ready?" Hutch asked. He poured glue to Garth and to cando, and made them stick together. "Hey hutch!!! What the fuck! Get us out of this!!!" Garth said. Then hutch was laughing so hard.
End of episode
"Hello my name is Kate AND THIS IS JACKASS!!!" Kate yelled. And turns out she was on a pokok with humphrey. Garth got out a chainsaw and chopped down the tree. "timber anda jackasses!!!" Garth said. Then the pokok was starting to fall. Then humphrey and Kate fell on the snow. "Whoo!" Humphrey yelled.
Fat fucks!
Humphrey and garth got on jackets. And stuffed them with lots of pillows. Then they went outside. Humphrey got out a sledingboard. "Okay fatty anda ready." Humphrey said. "Hey Shut up ya fat fuck!" Garth said. Then humphrey went sleding down. Then he fell down. Then Kate saw him. "Oh humphrey anda sure let yourself go!" Kate said. And she had a smirk on her face. "Yep, and so did you!" Humphrey said. "Hey anda fat keldai anda better Shut the hell up!" Kate said. "Aww, Whatever ya agressive-Bitch ha ha!" Humphrey said. "....wait... I was that aggresive last Night?" Kate asked. Then Garth nodded.
Pee Pee
Shakey walked up to saltys den. He was on top. Waiting for him to come out. 5 mins later. Then Salty came out and shakey Peed all over Salty. "awww, dude what the fuck!" Salty shouted. "What.... Ha ha its funny!" Shakey said. Then shakey was waiting for humphrey in the den. But in stead shakey came it. And humphrey was asleep. Then shakey came up to him Then shakey Peed all over humphreys face. "awww, dude, damn it, Im trying to sleep!!!" Humphrey said. "Ha ha jalang, perempuan jalang see me trolling!!!" Shakey said. Then shakey snuck behind mooch. The shakey was peeing on his back. "What the hell!!!" Mooch yelled. Then shakey was laughing. Then mooch and humphrey and Salty were so pissed they were kicking his ass.
The portal potty ride.
Humphrey thought salty, Garth, shakey, mooch, Hutch, cando. And he showed them a new Project. There were 4 towers. And there was rope attached to the portal potty to each tower. And Kate, Lilly, candy, sweets and a few females were watching. "Now, one of anda is going for a ride, if anda do this, anda get 100 dollars to do this." Humphrey said. "Ummm.... Humphrey this is stupid!" Garth said. "a 10000 dollars!" Humphrey said. "Okay fine, but Im doing it for the money!" Garth said. He went into the portal potty. Then humphrey and Salty striped him on the sit. Then they walked out. And they shutted the door. "Now Lilly, I would like anda to press this button!" Humphrey said. "Oh, umm ok!" Lilly said. She pressed the Button. The the portal potty went up. And went down. "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!" Garth was screaming. Crap was flying. "Shiiiiiiiiiiiit!!!!!!!!!!" Garth screamed. The portal potty was going all the way up to 300 feet up to the air. Then 10 mins the ride stopped. Garth came out. He had Shit all over Him. "Well wheres the money!" Garth said. "Here anda go, Heres your money, *gags* dude anda Need a shower!" Humphrey berkata and gaged. "Lilly meet anda at the den ok honey. " Garth said. "Ok, *she also smelled it*!" Lilly said. But he took a shower. Then he was alright the seterusnya day.
Super glue
"Hello my name is Hutch, and this is super glue!" Hutch said. He got out a glue and it berkata "Sooper glue". "Okay hei cando and Garth, ready?" Hutch asked. He poured glue to Garth and to cando, and made them stick together. "Hey hutch!!! What the fuck! Get us out of this!!!" Garth said. Then hutch was laughing so hard.
End of episode
all i had remember was mission breifing and jumping out of that plane. MEAN while in cuba the ice cream van swung around the streets and into the school parkinglot the secret service limo pulled in aswell and a special agent stepped out and the man in the surgeons mask slowly trotted away the cuban guard gave him a funny look the man walked and continued onward and the van exploded into a fiery burst. meanwhile at special agent kate sanchez`s house...mableburst what kind of word is that kate i dont know anda know your buy`ing makan malam, majlis makan malam right? yeah i do kate. (KNOCK) (KNOCK) (KNOCK) oh how convinent ok so what do i owe you? nothing *gunshot* get HER *GUNSHOT* to be continued...
"hey mom come here." I said.
She came up to me. "what now Jacob?"
"smell this." I said.
She was just about to but then my sister found something in a room.
"mom! Look at this!" she said.
I hate my sister. She always thinks she's the shit and shes better than everyone. My mom likes her lebih because she 'understands' her.
This house creeped me out for some reason. I didn't feel welcome to this place. anda know when anda pass sejak a house and anda can tell that there is a wierd past to it? That's what I felt.
"you have a text message!" berkata my phone. It does that when I get a text. I looked at it. The number was 1-666-666-6666. What a wierd number. I looked at the text. I read it.
"3 days from now, try to hide. I will find you."
(again, sorry it's so short. Need to come up with ideas)
End of part 2
She came up to me. "what now Jacob?"
"smell this." I said.
She was just about to but then my sister found something in a room.
"mom! Look at this!" she said.
I hate my sister. She always thinks she's the shit and shes better than everyone. My mom likes her lebih because she 'understands' her.
This house creeped me out for some reason. I didn't feel welcome to this place. anda know when anda pass sejak a house and anda can tell that there is a wierd past to it? That's what I felt.
"you have a text message!" berkata my phone. It does that when I get a text. I looked at it. The number was 1-666-666-6666. What a wierd number. I looked at the text. I read it.
"3 days from now, try to hide. I will find you."
(again, sorry it's so short. Need to come up with ideas)
End of part 2
"if anda think your better than me...
anda probably are..
u say im weak...
i may be but u say i care to much and im a weak pussy well..
. guess what...
after that you'll be looking up at me,
if anda mess with me and get between us i will hurt you..
if i care about something you;ll know it,
if i Cinta someone ill tunjuk it,
when anda interfere with me and who i Cinta anda will get hurt....
after all this happens..
then see if im weak..
i might not be."
U try and call me out,
Ill call u out, if u mess with me,
Ull get the worst of me,
When i Cinta ull know it,
Ill tunjuk it,
The only thing that can stop me is,
My trye one......
anda probably are..
u say im weak...
i may be but u say i care to much and im a weak pussy well..
. guess what...
after that you'll be looking up at me,
if anda mess with me and get between us i will hurt you..
if i care about something you;ll know it,
if i Cinta someone ill tunjuk it,
when anda interfere with me and who i Cinta anda will get hurt....
after all this happens..
then see if im weak..
i might not be."
U try and call me out,
Ill call u out, if u mess with me,
Ull get the worst of me,
When i Cinta ull know it,
Ill tunjuk it,
The only thing that can stop me is,
My trye one......
ok i know everyone here has had an ear infection atau an ear ache atau swimmers ear i have all 3 of these and i recently had got my ear checked and i have all 3 and it hurts the shit out of me and i have a feeling i might have this for quite awhile until my doctor gave me an antibiotic and i cant remember my ear is throbbing so i have got to pu it in my ear if anda have any other suggestions please tell me because im gonna die! and like i berkata please please pleae tell me im at my nanas and shes driving me f*** ing me crazy so pleae tell like this and like i aid pleae tell me atau something