Luna

Episode 3: Enemies With Benefits

October 2, 1950

Gordon returned to work after his suspension. He was happy to return, but little did he know that things would ultimately go bad for him.

Pete: Welcome back Gordon. Now repeat after me.
Gordon: What for?
Pete: Repeat after me! I will not do anything to disgrace this railroad.
Gordon: I will not do anything to disgrace this railroad.
Pete: atau anyone that works here
Gordon: atau anyone that works here.
Pete: I will do exactly what my boss tells me to do.
Gordon: I will do exactly what my boss tells me to do.
Pete: And I will not fuck with...

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This is the story of a stallion named Bob Newhart. He lives in Fillydelphia with his wife, Emily. They have a friend that sometimes visits them, named Howard.

Bob has a great life. He's a therapist, and helps out many ponies that have a problem. One day, he arrived at work, three ponies were waiting for him.

Lily: Good morning Bob.
Sam: How has your hari been Bob?
Mr. Carlin: Wonderful weather we're having, eh Bob?
Bob: Yeah, it's wonderful weather we're having. What's the matter with anda three?
Sam: Mr. Carlin says that the two of us are lazy, because he want's us to wash...

In Ponyville, everypony was gathering around town hall. A special visitor arrived, and was becoming the center of attention.

pelangi, rainbow Dash: Who is that pony?
Snips: That's Max. He's a celebrity.
Pinkie Pie: A what?
Snips: A celebrity is somepony that's famous. He has the world record for bucking epal, apple trees.
pelangi, rainbow Dash: I never knew anda could have a record for bucking epal, apple trees.
Snips: Sure. He bucked thirty epal, apple trees in five minutes.
Applejack: *Arrives* What's going on?
Pinkie Pie: A famous kuda, kuda kecil is here.
Applejack: Who cares? All of anda are freaking out about nothing if you...

This is another story with Con Mane in it. Right now he is planting explosives in a russian military base disguised as a bar.

Con Mane: Ok time to head up. *walks into bar*
Scarlet: Everytime it rains it rains pennies from heaven *eyes Con*
Con: *walks up lebih stairs heading in the bathroom*
Russian pony: Hey. I saw anda enter the explosive room.
Con: Oh did you? *fights russian pony*
Scarlet: What are anda doing?!
Con: *throws russian into bathtub*
Russian pony: *pulls out gun*
Con: *throws peminat into tub which electrocutes the russian pony* Shocking. Positively shocking.

Mares and stallions,...

Hey. Don't be surprised. I did leave a cliffhanger at the ending. Kintobor is actually Robotnik, he just put some stuff in the story, and I got confused. Can't believe he used his name backwards. Anyway, he did say something about getting his revenge on me, and this is how it happened. I made a Pinkie promise to visit Pinkie Pie once a week. A bulan passed after the promise, and things looked different. There were a few houses destroyed, swastikas were spray painted at a lot of places, and bloodstains were on Twilight's house. "Seems like Robotnik's doing, but how?" I berkata to myself. "Because...