Okay, that’s it. I’ve had this bottled up so long, that it’s finally overflowed. My hatred for shippings. So, I’ve finally decided to write this artikel of my bahagian, atas 5 hated shippings…oh, and it’s guest-starring J666. So, enjoy.
#5- Patroklos X Pyrrha (From Soul Calibur V)
Ugh, this shipping. It would be kind of acceptable…if it wasn’t for the fact Patroklos and Pyrrha are brother and sister. INCEST! And everyone makes such a huge deal about homosexuality. Seriously, the fact that some people actually are into this kind of shipping absolutely disgusts me. I mean, seriously? I bet anda sick bastards ship Nightmare X Siegfried. Anyways, I don’t really have much to say about this one other than it being incest, and it doesn’t bother me too awfully much as the others, because it’s not really as popular. But still…I’m highly disappointed in anda guys as a fellow Soul Calibur fan.
#4- Itachi X Sasuke (Naruto)
ANOTHER INCEST. Seriously? I like yaoi, but not incest yaoi. And what really irks me is that this is actually pretty flippin popular…seriously? What is wrong with all these people? “Oh, they’d make a cute couple. What’s this? They’re brothers? Who gives a damn! I watch Game of Thrones all the time!” I bet that’s what all the fat 40 year-old guys and Emo 15 year-old girls that support this shipping say. Welp, I guess we should all just ignore the fact that they’re brothers and that they always try to kill each other…oh, and that they scarcely even see each other. anda dumbass shipping enthusiasts need to get a goddamn life. This is terribly stitched together…you need to go to a sewing class, guys.
#3- Rin X Mephisto (Blue Exorcist)
One day, I was on Google Images, looking up my kegemaran character, Mephisto Pheles, for my profil picture. I scroll down once, ONCE, and instantly find pictures of Rin and Mephisto almost making out, making out, or…worse. They’re both the sons of Satan…they’re half-brothers. SEROUSLY? WHAT’S WITH ALL THE INCEST SHIPPINGS?! Not to mention that this would be illegal! Rin is underage! He’s fifteen! And Mephisto is probably, like, fifteen…hundred. SERIOUSLY? I don’t know how popular this shipping is among Blue Exorcist fans, and sejak god, I hope it isn’t really popular…what is wrong with these people? …I don’t even…I just…poor Mephisto-kun…
#2- Soul X Maka (Soul Eater)
Oh yeah. I have a LOT to say about this one. For one, it’s so amazingly popular, even though it’s a shitty pairing. Who gives a damn that they’re weapon and meister?! They already argue a lot, so image how much of a damn tragedy it would be if they were a couple! Besides, if anda were to read the goddamn Manga of Soul Eater, you’d probably notice that Black bintang has eyes for Maka! He’s always defending her and trying to make her happy, and they don’t even spend as much time together as Maka and Soul. And I’m not hating on this shipping as a loyal fangirl to Soul, I’m hating on this shipping for being extremely stupid! anda guys who support this shipping sicken me! Well, I can’t think of anything else to say about this, so I’m letting J666 get his say in. What do anda have to say, J? Well Aqua-chan, it pleases me that anda would ask my opinion of this. Well, me being me, myself, and I, HATE the Soul X Maka shipping. WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH anda PEOPLE?! anda DESPERATE, DEPRESSING, LIFELESS HOLES OF SADNESS! anda MAKE ME WANT TO THROW UP NAILS AND RE-EAT THEM THEN CUT THEM OUT OF MY STOMACH! AHEM, but back to the shipping. The Soul X Maka shipping would not work out, anda people just think, “OH, look they live together and are partners! I should ship them.” Their bond is lebih like a brotherly and sisterly bond than a girlfriend and boyfriend bond. And with them being partners, it’s not like they chose to be partners because they like each other. No they’re partners because their souls match up, at the beginning of the story they hate each other. And also before I go I have to agree with you, Aqua, about BlackStar liking Maka even in the damn Anime he shows interest in her but anda inconsiderate shippers hate BlackStar. A message to anda damn shippers STOP Penulisan UP STUPID SHIPPINGS AND GO BACK TO PLAYING WITH YOURSELF TO Anime atau WHATEVER anda DO IN YOUR FREE TIME! Well that’s all I have to say thank anda Aqua and bye~ Oh and SOUL X BLACK STAR! SOUL X BLACKSTAR ALL THE WAY!
Well, that was long, but thanks, J. :3
#1- Kid X Crona (Soul Eater)
This…I just…RAAAAAAGH!!!! *flips over meja and cuts it into bits with a chainsaw* Okay, okay…sorry, just my rage level gets extremely high whenever I even think of this shipping.
Okay, so for one thing, in both the Anime and manga, Kid and Crona hardly interact at all. Not to mention, Kid would and does frighten Crona. The only person that is kind and talks to Crona is Maka. So if anything, ship THEM. (Never mind. Please, no lebih shipping) Also, in the manga, when they’re (WARNING: SPOILERS) fighting Crona on the moon, Kid literally says he’ll kill Crona to restore peace to Death City. Besides, some people say they hate yaoi, then turn around and ship Kid and Crona, even though there’s a 50 percent chance that Crona is also a boy. And what really gets me, is that the biggest reason they’re shipped is—wait for it—Kid pats Crona on the shoulder. Yeah, that’s stupid. anda guys are just so desperate for a shipping, that anda seize the first chance anda get to ship someone. anda guys confuse and anger me. Now, go and cry into your bantal if you’re offended sejak this.
So that’s it.
That’s all I have to say for this. Now go run along and play with your Friends atau something instead of Membaca this crappy article…
#5- Patroklos X Pyrrha (From Soul Calibur V)
Ugh, this shipping. It would be kind of acceptable…if it wasn’t for the fact Patroklos and Pyrrha are brother and sister. INCEST! And everyone makes such a huge deal about homosexuality. Seriously, the fact that some people actually are into this kind of shipping absolutely disgusts me. I mean, seriously? I bet anda sick bastards ship Nightmare X Siegfried. Anyways, I don’t really have much to say about this one other than it being incest, and it doesn’t bother me too awfully much as the others, because it’s not really as popular. But still…I’m highly disappointed in anda guys as a fellow Soul Calibur fan.
#4- Itachi X Sasuke (Naruto)
ANOTHER INCEST. Seriously? I like yaoi, but not incest yaoi. And what really irks me is that this is actually pretty flippin popular…seriously? What is wrong with all these people? “Oh, they’d make a cute couple. What’s this? They’re brothers? Who gives a damn! I watch Game of Thrones all the time!” I bet that’s what all the fat 40 year-old guys and Emo 15 year-old girls that support this shipping say. Welp, I guess we should all just ignore the fact that they’re brothers and that they always try to kill each other…oh, and that they scarcely even see each other. anda dumbass shipping enthusiasts need to get a goddamn life. This is terribly stitched together…you need to go to a sewing class, guys.
#3- Rin X Mephisto (Blue Exorcist)
One day, I was on Google Images, looking up my kegemaran character, Mephisto Pheles, for my profil picture. I scroll down once, ONCE, and instantly find pictures of Rin and Mephisto almost making out, making out, or…worse. They’re both the sons of Satan…they’re half-brothers. SEROUSLY? WHAT’S WITH ALL THE INCEST SHIPPINGS?! Not to mention that this would be illegal! Rin is underage! He’s fifteen! And Mephisto is probably, like, fifteen…hundred. SERIOUSLY? I don’t know how popular this shipping is among Blue Exorcist fans, and sejak god, I hope it isn’t really popular…what is wrong with these people? …I don’t even…I just…poor Mephisto-kun…
#2- Soul X Maka (Soul Eater)
Oh yeah. I have a LOT to say about this one. For one, it’s so amazingly popular, even though it’s a shitty pairing. Who gives a damn that they’re weapon and meister?! They already argue a lot, so image how much of a damn tragedy it would be if they were a couple! Besides, if anda were to read the goddamn Manga of Soul Eater, you’d probably notice that Black bintang has eyes for Maka! He’s always defending her and trying to make her happy, and they don’t even spend as much time together as Maka and Soul. And I’m not hating on this shipping as a loyal fangirl to Soul, I’m hating on this shipping for being extremely stupid! anda guys who support this shipping sicken me! Well, I can’t think of anything else to say about this, so I’m letting J666 get his say in. What do anda have to say, J? Well Aqua-chan, it pleases me that anda would ask my opinion of this. Well, me being me, myself, and I, HATE the Soul X Maka shipping. WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH anda PEOPLE?! anda DESPERATE, DEPRESSING, LIFELESS HOLES OF SADNESS! anda MAKE ME WANT TO THROW UP NAILS AND RE-EAT THEM THEN CUT THEM OUT OF MY STOMACH! AHEM, but back to the shipping. The Soul X Maka shipping would not work out, anda people just think, “OH, look they live together and are partners! I should ship them.” Their bond is lebih like a brotherly and sisterly bond than a girlfriend and boyfriend bond. And with them being partners, it’s not like they chose to be partners because they like each other. No they’re partners because their souls match up, at the beginning of the story they hate each other. And also before I go I have to agree with you, Aqua, about BlackStar liking Maka even in the damn Anime he shows interest in her but anda inconsiderate shippers hate BlackStar. A message to anda damn shippers STOP Penulisan UP STUPID SHIPPINGS AND GO BACK TO PLAYING WITH YOURSELF TO Anime atau WHATEVER anda DO IN YOUR FREE TIME! Well that’s all I have to say thank anda Aqua and bye~ Oh and SOUL X BLACK STAR! SOUL X BLACKSTAR ALL THE WAY!
Well, that was long, but thanks, J. :3
#1- Kid X Crona (Soul Eater)
This…I just…RAAAAAAGH!!!! *flips over meja and cuts it into bits with a chainsaw* Okay, okay…sorry, just my rage level gets extremely high whenever I even think of this shipping.
Okay, so for one thing, in both the Anime and manga, Kid and Crona hardly interact at all. Not to mention, Kid would and does frighten Crona. The only person that is kind and talks to Crona is Maka. So if anything, ship THEM. (Never mind. Please, no lebih shipping) Also, in the manga, when they’re (WARNING: SPOILERS) fighting Crona on the moon, Kid literally says he’ll kill Crona to restore peace to Death City. Besides, some people say they hate yaoi, then turn around and ship Kid and Crona, even though there’s a 50 percent chance that Crona is also a boy. And what really gets me, is that the biggest reason they’re shipped is—wait for it—Kid pats Crona on the shoulder. Yeah, that’s stupid. anda guys are just so desperate for a shipping, that anda seize the first chance anda get to ship someone. anda guys confuse and anger me. Now, go and cry into your bantal if you’re offended sejak this.
So that’s it.
That’s all I have to say for this. Now go run along and play with your Friends atau something instead of Membaca this crappy article…
If anda left because anda think I'm a fangirl of JTK, I'm not.
I'm serious.
I. Hate. Jeff. The. Killer.
But not my Jeff, my Jeff is okay. He's Jeff, not Jeff the Killer.
And to obsessive fangirls of JTK-
If anda say he doesn't act like the "actual Jeff", you're right.
In the creepypasta, he has no personality whatsoever. He's bland.
Which is why I wrote this. So I can give him a personality and make him a total douche.
So, I'm sorry if fangirls are butthurt about this.
Toodles~
AquaMarine6663
I'm serious.
I. Hate. Jeff. The. Killer.
But not my Jeff, my Jeff is okay. He's Jeff, not Jeff the Killer.
And to obsessive fangirls of JTK-
If anda say he doesn't act like the "actual Jeff", you're right.
In the creepypasta, he has no personality whatsoever. He's bland.
Which is why I wrote this. So I can give him a personality and make him a total douche.
So, I'm sorry if fangirls are butthurt about this.
Toodles~
AquaMarine6663