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Steele is a good Guy. Ralph cusses.

bintang was sitting on the sofa, kerusi panjang watching TV when a commercial came on for a place called snug harbor.
“That looks cool. There’s even boats there.”
Literally the saat after the commercial ended, a news flash came on.
“The dog Nikki that was recently assassinated sejak Steele, is back alive! I repeat, he is back alive!”
“I’m buying a phone for that guy.”
bintang went to the phone store and bought a phone for Nikki. He went to Nikki’s house.
“Hey Nikki, I bought anda a phone.”
“Thank youse.”
“No problem.”
“I have some apologizing to do’s. I’m sorry I’ve been so mean to youse, and I just want youse to except my apology dere.”
“Apology excepted.”
“You know, I always thought I was better than youse, but you’re the nicer, lebih forgiving one.”
“Thanks.”
“Youse are welcome.”
“Did I tell anda that Kaltag and I are brothers?”
“No, that’s cool.”
“By the way, we’re going to California to go camping.”
“That’s cool.”
“Remember anda have that phone.”
“I will.”
bintang went out to tell Kaltag but Kaltag reminded him he had the phone. He went utama and texted the Anjing about where they were going. He found an airline called World Airways. He texted the Anjing about that too. He wrote a letter to Ralph about where he was going.
The seterusnya hari Ralph flew the Anjing to Anchorage to board the World Airways MD-11. It was larger than the A330 which was the biggest plane all of the Anjing flew on. The plane flew to Sacramento, where they boarded a small Cessna 406. They flew to the Rio Vista regional airport. In Rio Vista the Anjing were picked up sejak a guy in a Nissan Armada. To the dog’s surprise it was Ralph. In fact it was Star’s car. It’s sejak far the best car bintang has had. The Nissan Armada had a TV system, a GPS map, towing capacity of a half a ton and almost anything anda could imagine!
In Rio Vista they rented a bot and drove to a ferry that crossed the Sacramento River to Ryer Island, where snug harbor was. They drove for a quarter of a mile until they reached a road that headed into snug harbor. They could see a water way seterusnya to it, called steamboat Slough. About 2 minit later, they reached a gate for snug harbor. Ralph called the manager of the park.
“Hello.” the park manager said.
“Hi,” Ralph said, “I’m here to rent a angkasa for the week.”
“The whole week?”
“Yes.”
“Ok, go up to the office to register.”
Ralph drove up to the office to register. The Anjing got out and looked around. There were RV’s that ranged from 45 foot fifth wheels to 12 foot pop-ups. There were boats that ranged from sailboats to 40 foot yachts to 70 mph speedboats to skiboats. Ralph arranged a spot that had a small kabin called a snuggle-inn.
“The manager’s name is Jean. The woman’s name is Vicky. So when we settle in we’ll launch the boat.”
The Anjing helped Ralph unload, and they settled in.
“Let’s go launch the boat!” Ralph yelled.
Ralph was in the car pulling the bot back, bintang was driving the boat, Nikki ready to real the rope out, Kaltag releasing the boat, and Balto, Jenna, and Steele at the dock ready to pull the bot in. After the bot was in, everyone settled in.
The seterusnya morning the Anjing set out on the boat. Ralph new that, until they got out of the area of snug harbor, to only go about 5 mph. But when they sped up, they were having so much fun. Once they reached the Sacramento river, they turned left and saw a bridge. About 200 yard after they passed the bridge, Nikki was standing on the engine compartment lid. A good amount of air, gathered right under Nikki’s chest and launched him out of the boat.
Ralph didn’t know what just happened, so bintang jumped out and went to save Nikki. Ralph saw bintang jump out, and turned around. Star, from the water, jumped onto the boat. He helped Nikki up after he was done. About 20 minit later, Ralph stopped the bot and anchored. They listened to mostly Metallica songs while anchored. After that, they went back to steamboat Slough.
“Hey, Star, I’m going to have anda drive. I’m in the mood for wakeboarding. Kaltag, anda hold the flag.”
bintang got in control, and drove Ralph around. After that, they headed back to Snug Harbor. That night they had a fire, and roasted marshmallows. After a little while bintang pulled out 7 light sticks from his car and gave them to each of the Anjing to play with. There were a lot of kids out that night. After the Anjing played and explored around a little bit, they went to the docked bot and hung out there. They all forgot the seterusnya hari was the 4th of July.
The seterusnya hari they went on the bot and saw a place called “The Point.” They decided to eat there. Ralph tried to dock at the dock right in front of the restaurant, but it was to big, so Ralph went to the back and docked there. They went in and were seated.
“This is the best, the most delicious, the awesomest…” Kaltag ranted.
“This is good,”
Kaltag didn’t even have to try not to hit bintang because he was his new brother. Instead, he hugged Star. That made bintang drop a fry. Just then a large horn sounded right seterusnya to them. A yacht was coming out from the back.
After they were done there, they went into town to get ice cream. After that, they went back to the boat. The Anjing ran into the little cabin, went up to a katil and all clasped in unison. Ralph went and watched MTV, his kegemaran channel.
That night the Anjing and Ralph set out on the bot to go watch fireworks. The firework tunjuk was in Antioch, at 9:00 p.m. The firework tunjuk lasted about 30 minutes. But when they started heading back it was almost 10:00.
“I can’t see a damn thing!” Ralph said.
Balto was at the front of the bot aiming the flashlight so Ralph could see. There were massive waves, that the bot could hardly handle. There was a giant old rusty anchored barge right in the path of the boat. Ralph saw it at last minit and just inches from collision, made a 160 degree turn, which is really hard to do as quick as Ralph did.
“So damn close to collision.”
“I’m scared,” Dixie whimpered.
“I know, I’m on bahagian, atas of anda and holding on to you, so don’t worry.”
Steele and Kaltag were assisting Balto, at the front, atau the bow. The rear is the stern, the left is the port, and the right is the starboard. The bot is a bow rider, where there are seats at the front, so the 3 Anjing are aiming the light out. Nikki was in, where the sejuk is supposed to be, under the bench seat, making sure he won’t fly out. Jenna was sitting in the passenger seat, holding on for dear life. About 5 minit later, Ralph saw the Rio Vista bridge.
“Hell yes! We’re in the clear.”
They got onto steamboat Slough and boated back to Snug Harbor.
“That was some night.” bintang said.
“I know,” Kaltag replied as he laid down.    
Ralph was wired. He was up all night, even after what happened. bintang woke up to see Ralph making pancakes.
“Good morning, Star!” Ralph berkata in a cheerful voice, which was rare.
bintang woke Dixie up, and then his brother. Then he woke the rest of the Anjing up.
The Anjing sat down, ate and then went to explore more. Toward the end of Snug Harbor, the Anjing saw a pantai that went out into steamboat Slough. The Anjing went to get Ralph so they could go swimming. It was sandy. The Anjing took turns being buried in the sand. There was a line, indicating where swimmers shouldn’t go past. bintang was too stupid to stay behind the line. He nearly got hit sejak a boat. bintang got scared and swam aimlessly to the swim area, but he hit the dock instead.
“I see 5 of me floating above my head.” bintang said.
Usually, on the cartoons, we would see 5 stars floating above a persons head, indicating that they were unconscious. That’s what happened to Star, except, he claims that the figure ‘star’ belongs to him.
“I’ll get my brother.” Kaltag said.
He went over to the unconscious Star, and pulled him ashore. bintang refused to be buried in sand, so while he was unconscious the Anjing took the opportunity to bury him. When he gained consciousness, bintang saw the Anjing looking at him suspiciously.
“Hey, what’s going on?” bintang asked, “Are anda high?”
bintang looked back at his body.
“HEY!” he yelled.
He couldn’t get out of the sand. He was trying as hard as he could.
“Would someone mind getting me out?”
“What ever anda say brother.” Kaltag said.
“Thank you.”
Kaltag got bintang out of the sand. bintang went into the water to get the extra sand off. After that, the Anjing went back to the cabin. Each of them took a shower. A few hours later, the Anjing and Ralph went out on the bot but only cruised for a few minutes. They anchored just passed a ferry that was ran sejak a cable. They listened to a lot of Metallica songs. They also fished. Just then, Ralph’s iPod went dead.
“Crap.” Ralph said.
“I’m gaining pressure again.” Kaltag said.
“Why don’t youse sing a Metallica song dere.”
“Good idea, Nikki.”
“Let’s see, which one should I sing.”
“How about ‘All Nightmare Long.’”
“Good idea. Here it goes”
“Luck runs out

Crawl from the wreckage one lebih time
Horrific memory twists the mind
Dark, rutted, cold and hard to turn
Path of destruction, feel it burn

Still-life incarnation
Still-life infamy
Hallucination, heresy
Still anda run, what's to come?
What's to be?

Cause we hunt anda down without mercy
Hunt anda down All Nightmare long
Feel us breathe upon your face
Feel us shift, every alih we trace

Hunt anda down without mercy
Hunt anda down all nightmare long, yeah
Luck runs out
anda crawl back in, but your luck runs out

Luck runs out

The light that is not light is here
To crush anda out with your own fear
anda hide, anda hide, but will be found
Release your grip without a sound

Still-life immolation
Still-life infamy

Hallucination, heresy
Still anda run
What's to come?
What's to be?

Cause we hunt anda down without mercy
Hunt anda down All Nightmare Long
Feel us breathe upon your face
Feel us shift, every alih we trace

Hunt anda down without mercy
Hunt anda down all nightmare long, yeah
Luck runs out
anda crawl back in, but your luck runs out

Ooh”
“How was that?” Kaltag asked.
“Good job, brother.” bintang said.
“Thanks.”
“How long is that song?” Steele asked.
“Approximately 7 minit long.” Balto said.
“Dang.”
Ralph got a pole on his hook.
“Hey dogs, I got one.”
Ralph pulled up the fish.
“Damn, it’s a catfish. I’ll just throw it back.”
About 3 minit later, Ralph got another bite.
“This better not be a catfish.”
Ralph pulled up the fish. It was a giant trout.
“Sick!” Ralph yelled.
He put the giant ikan in a sejuk filled with water. After that, bintang pulled up the anchor with his brother’s help. They went back to Snug Harbor. Kaltag and bintang laid down on the sofa, kerusi panjang and fell asleep together. They were hugging each other really hard, when Balto woke them up.
“Are anda two gay?” Balto asked.
“We Cinta each other,” bintang said.
“Ok then.”
Ralph picked the two Anjing up and put them on the bed. Ralph sat down on the sofa, kerusi panjang so he could watch TV.
When the two woke up, they couldn’t see the Anjing atau Ralph. They looked outside and saw them on the boat. That night they were up the whole time. They were looking through Snug Harbor at night. After they were done, they went back to the cabin. bintang went onto Dixie’s be, and laid on bahagian, atas of her. Dixie woke up and kissed Star.
“Hey Star.” Dixie whispered in a flirty way, “Were anda sad when the Anak Anjing were telah diberi to new owners?”
“Yes.”
“Well should we get more?” Dixie asked as she got on bahagian, atas of Star.
“Yes.”
“OOH I Cinta anda Star!” Dixie yelled, waking Kaltag up.
Kaltag went to see what all the racket was. Kaltag was half asleep, but when he saw bintang and Dixie he was wide awake. Kaltag threw up in his mouth.
“Star oh, oh.”
Kaltag fainted. Balto woke up and revived Kaltag.
“Stop it bintang and Dixie” Balto said, as if he sneezed.
Ralph woke up to Dixie making noise. He went to the sounds and saw bintang and Dixie. He stood there totally stunned. After a while Ralph got his concentration back. About 4 hours later the Anjing and Ralph got in the car and went to a small town called walnut Grove. They ate a place called ‘The pizza Factory.’ After that, they got ice cream at the place seterusnya door. They found a place that sold inertubes and bought one. After a while they went back to the cable ferry they used to menyeberang, cross the water. bintang rested against Kaltag. When they to Snug Harbor, Kaltag and bintang passed out because they were up all night. They woke up an jam later.
“Wake up, Damn it!” Steele yelled.
“What the hell!” Kaltag yelled back.
“It’s time to go on the boat.” Steele said.
“Yay, the boat!” bintang said.
Steele, Star, and Kaltag ran to the boat. When they got to the Sacramento river, they saw a peculiar bot that had a bunch of speakers and a lot of amps. The Anjing saw Metallica. The bot was lebih of a barge, but there were a bunch of other boats around. It was almost like a river concert. Ralph went closer, and anchored. After the konsert was over, Ralph pulled up the anchor and went pat the Rio Vista bridge a little bit and stopped.
“Anyone wanna go tubing?” Ralph asked.
bintang volunteered to go first. He gripped both handles. It was one of those tubes that anda lay on your stomach. Ralph accelerated, but bintang fell off immediately. Ralph pulled around, and bintang jumped on the tube. Ralph accelerated again, bintang was close to falling off, but he managed to stay on. When the bot got up to speed, he was in the clear. After a few minit Ralph stopped, and Star’s arms were sore. Ralph pulled bintang onto the boat. It was Kaltag’s turn. This time, Ralph accidentally put the bot into full throttle. Kaltag took off at full speed. Ralph evened out the throttle, so Kaltag would stay on easier. After Kaltag, went Steele. Steele held on with only one hand the whole time. After Steele, was Balto. Balto drifted way of to the side of the boat, where there was no wake, making it hard to hold onto. Balto was also, no lebih than 2 inches of collision, of a giant yacht. Last came Nikki, who did pretty good.
The girls didn’t go on the tube, they were both too scared. After that, they went into town and got ice cream. Then they went back to Snug Harbor. Kaltag and bintang laid down seterusnya each other, watching MTV with Ralph. Just then, a news flash came on.
“The world will be ending in 9 hours, due to an undersea volcano. It has already killed all undersea life.    It will end in 6 hours, sorry misread. I’m Stereotype Kibble, reporting.”
“Oh crap!” bintang yelled.
bintang and Kaltag got scared and held each other close. Dixie joined, so did Steele, Nikki, and Balto. Then joined Ralph.
About 6 hours later the Anjing were watching the news. The countdown was on 9.
“5,4,3,2,1... APRIL FOOLS!”
“What the hell? It’s not even April.” Kaltag said.
“Those dumb dicks.” Ralph yelled.
Just then, someone knocked on the door. It was Jean. He told Ralph that the Ryer island ferry was closed. So they had to take an alternate route when they went home. The seterusnya day, they packed up the car, and went to the airport, where they boarded the Cessna and flew to Sacramento. From there they boarded the MD-11 and flew to Anchorage. They were home. atau were they? No they weren’t, they didn’t live in Anchorage. They flew the Beechcraft to Nome. Now they’re home.
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posted by UriahA
I'm thinking about making a balto movie with some differant characters and some new characters. The stories are mostly the same but some things will be changed up. I will try to get permission from Universal studios. There wiil be versions of all three plus some new ideas. It will be kind of a goof because there will be modern technology. I don't think I should tell anda any more. I could tell anda lebih if I get the chance.Again I need permission from Universal studios. I forgot to add these aren't exactly parodies. There is two versions. A PG version of it and an adults version. That's all I'm going to tell you. aand if I get permission for a parody I will tell you. Hopefully I do
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Note: Steele is a bad guy on this.

Star was at his house watching TV when a commercial for an international airline came on. The airline was called Jetstar. At the end of the commercial it berkata “Let’s do it, Let’s fly Jetstar!”
“Why do anda watch that crap Star?” his cocky owner asked from across the room.
Star’s owner, Ralph Tyrant wasn’t a very cheerful man. He picked up the remote and changed the channel. “Ahhhh MTV my kegemaran channel,” he said.
bintang grunted and got up. He approached his Makanan bag, put a paw on it and let out a whine.
“Can’t anda get it yourself?”...
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