From an e-mel I got.
Rules for Men
1) Any man who brings a camera to a bachelor party may be legally killed and eaten sejak his fellow partygoers.
2) Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella.
3) Unless he murdered someone in your family, anda must bail a friend out of jail within 12 hours.
4) If you've known a guy for lebih than 24 hours, his sister is off limits forever, unless anda actually marry her.
5) Complaining about the brand of free bir in a buddy's fridge is forbidden. Gripe at will if the temperature is unsuitable.
6) When stumbling upon other guys watching a sporting event, anda may always ask the score of the game in progress, but anda may never ask who's playing.
7) It is permissible to have a fruity chick drink only when you're sunning on a tropical pantai ... and it's delivered sejak a topless supermodel ... and it's free.
8) Friends don't let Friends wear Speedos. Ever. Issue closed.
9) If a man's zipper is down, that's his problem -- anda didn't see nothin'.
10) Women who claim they "love to watch sports" must be treated as spies until they demonstrate knowledge of the game and the ability to pick a buffalo wing clean.
11) anda must offer heartfelt and public condolences over the death of a girlfriend's cat, even if it was anda who secretly set it on api, kebakaran and threw it into a ceiling fan.
12) If anda complement a guy on his six-pack, you'd better be talking about his choice of beer.
13) Phrases that may not be uttered to another man while lifting weights:
i) Yeah, Baby, Push it!
ii) C'mon, give me one more! Harder!
iii) Another set and we can hit the showers!
iv) Nice butt. Are anda a Sagittarius?
14) Never talk to a man in a bathroom unless anda are on equal footing: both urinating, both waiting in line, etc. For all other situations, an almost imperceptible nod is all the conversation anda need.
Rules for Men
1) Any man who brings a camera to a bachelor party may be legally killed and eaten sejak his fellow partygoers.
2) Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella.
3) Unless he murdered someone in your family, anda must bail a friend out of jail within 12 hours.
4) If you've known a guy for lebih than 24 hours, his sister is off limits forever, unless anda actually marry her.
5) Complaining about the brand of free bir in a buddy's fridge is forbidden. Gripe at will if the temperature is unsuitable.
6) When stumbling upon other guys watching a sporting event, anda may always ask the score of the game in progress, but anda may never ask who's playing.
7) It is permissible to have a fruity chick drink only when you're sunning on a tropical pantai ... and it's delivered sejak a topless supermodel ... and it's free.
8) Friends don't let Friends wear Speedos. Ever. Issue closed.
9) If a man's zipper is down, that's his problem -- anda didn't see nothin'.
10) Women who claim they "love to watch sports" must be treated as spies until they demonstrate knowledge of the game and the ability to pick a buffalo wing clean.
11) anda must offer heartfelt and public condolences over the death of a girlfriend's cat, even if it was anda who secretly set it on api, kebakaran and threw it into a ceiling fan.
12) If anda complement a guy on his six-pack, you'd better be talking about his choice of beer.
13) Phrases that may not be uttered to another man while lifting weights:
i) Yeah, Baby, Push it!
ii) C'mon, give me one more! Harder!
iii) Another set and we can hit the showers!
iv) Nice butt. Are anda a Sagittarius?
14) Never talk to a man in a bathroom unless anda are on equal footing: both urinating, both waiting in line, etc. For all other situations, an almost imperceptible nod is all the conversation anda need.
