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Men Are Just Happier People
Your last name stays put. The garaj is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. anda can be President. anda can never be pregnant. anda can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. anda can wear NO baju to a water park. Car mechanics tell anda the truth.
The world is your urinal. anda never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky. anda don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, lebih pay. Wrinkles add character.
Wedding dress - $5000. Tux rental - $100. People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them. The occasional, well-rendered belch is practically expected. New shoes don't cut, blister, atau mangle your feet. One mood all the time.
Phone conversations are over in 30 saat flat. anda know stuff about tanks. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. anda can open all your own jars. anda get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. If someone forgets to invite you, he atau she can still be your friend.
Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack. Three pairs of shoes are lebih than enough. anda almost never have strap problems in public. anda are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes. Everything on your face stays its original color. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades. anda only have to shave your face and neck.
anda can play with toys all your life. Your belly usually hides your big hips. One wallet and one pair of shoes -- one color for all seasons. anda can wear shorts no matter how your legs look. anda can "do" your nails with a pocket-knife. anda have freedom of choice concerning growing a moustache.
anda can do Krismas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.
No wonder men are happier!
Men Are Just Happier People
Your last name stays put. The garaj is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. anda can be President. anda can never be pregnant. anda can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. anda can wear NO baju to a water park. Car mechanics tell anda the truth.
The world is your urinal. anda never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky. anda don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, lebih pay. Wrinkles add character.
Wedding dress - $5000. Tux rental - $100. People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them. The occasional, well-rendered belch is practically expected. New shoes don't cut, blister, atau mangle your feet. One mood all the time.
Phone conversations are over in 30 saat flat. anda know stuff about tanks. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. anda can open all your own jars. anda get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. If someone forgets to invite you, he atau she can still be your friend.
Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack. Three pairs of shoes are lebih than enough. anda almost never have strap problems in public. anda are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes. Everything on your face stays its original color. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades. anda only have to shave your face and neck.
anda can play with toys all your life. Your belly usually hides your big hips. One wallet and one pair of shoes -- one color for all seasons. anda can wear shorts no matter how your legs look. anda can "do" your nails with a pocket-knife. anda have freedom of choice concerning growing a moustache.
anda can do Krismas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.
No wonder men are happier!