A Spanish Teacher was explaining to her class that in Spanish, unlike English, nouns are designated as either masculine atau feminine. "House" for instance, is feminine: "la casa." "Pencil," however, is masculine: "el lapiz."
A student asked, "What gender is 'computer'?"
Instead of giving the answer, the teacher perpecahan, berpecah the class into two groups, male and female, and asked them to decide for themselves whether "computer" should be a masculine atau a feminine noun. Each group was asked to give four reasons for its recommendation.
The men's group decided that "computer" should definitely be of the feminine gender ("la computadora"), because:
1. No one but their creator understands their internal logic;
2. The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else;
3. Even the smallest mistakes are stored in long term memory for possible later retrieval; and
4. As soon as anda make a commitment to one, anda find yourself spending half your paycheck on accessories for it.
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The women's group, however, concluded that computers should be Masculine ("el computador"), because:
1. In order to do anything with them, anda have to turn them on;
2. They have a lot of data but still can't think for themselves;
3. They are supposed to help anda solve problems, but half the time they ARE the problem; and
4. As soon as anda commit to one, anda realize that if anda had waited a little longer, anda could have gotten a better model.
The women won.
1) Elizabeth Taylor
2) Keeley hazel
3) Kate beckinsale
4) Tricia helfer
5) Monica belluci
There are many beautiful women in the world. This is simply a celebration of some of my favourites. Obviously not every stunner is on this senarai and if anda have any others anda prefer please but them in the comments.
2) Keeley hazel
3) Kate beckinsale
4) Tricia helfer
5) Monica belluci
There are many beautiful women in the world. This is simply a celebration of some of my favourites. Obviously not every stunner is on this senarai and if anda have any others anda prefer please but them in the comments.
1) Elizabeth taylor was a sex symbol for a reason. She is strikingly beautiful, beyond description the photo speaks for itself. Personally I find her famous violet eyes hypnotic and enthralling as if she is staring into my soul.
1) Keeley hazell is a extremely successful british glamour model. Aside from her ample bosom and voluptuous physique she is also especially gorgeous.
3) Kate beckinsale is a absolutly stunning english actress. She is why the word charming exists. Not only does she have a very sexy and eloquent accent but she has a smile that could melt the coldest heart.
5) Tricia helfer. When I first sore her on battlestar galactica my jaw hit the floor. She is so elegent and gracile like a godess. The Canadian hottie has worn many hair colours but my favourite is platinum blonde.
5) Monica belluci is quite simply a walking male fanatasy. Not only is she a classy Italian actress but lets face it; she's so hot the screen is smuldering.
