Biggerstaff Family Article: Best Urban Dictionary Definitions Part 3

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Best Urban Dictionary Definitions Part 3

posted by simpleplan

Yet another one :P

Superbowl: a REALLY big bowl.
this superbowl can, like, hold all my cranberries! Mmmmm, cranberries!

Anime: 1. Japanese animation.

2. Yet another thing that americans managed to completely fuck up, resulting in poor translations, unnecessary censorship, horrible dubbing, and people who don't know any better hating Jepun for it.
Cartoon Network and 4Kids are mostly responsible for the godawful Anime that plays in the US.

(This one for GD XD) Clown kiss: Eating a girl out while she is on her period so when anda are done your lips look like a clown.
I puked after giving a girl a clown kiss.

Spiderman: A Spiderman is when a guy cums in his hand then flings it onto his partner's face just like Spiderman shoots his web. (Original)
"Dude, I gave that broad a Spiderman Peter Parker would be proud about!"

Chairing: Jumping down a stairset atau any type of drop with a chair on your butt, landing at the bottom as if anda were skateboarding.
Chairing- Running with a chair in your hands. anda then jump off a drop atau down a stairset, landing at the bottom on your butt as if anda were sitting down.

Fenrir and _naiza like this

_naiza Clown kiss and Spiderman are the best XDDD

simpleplan ^ I know XDXD

Fenrir ^ So you put GD's nasty definition but not mine? XD

simpleplan ^ I used yours XDXD

GemonkDruid YAY CLOWN KISS XDDDDD

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Leah: My Persona

posted by rapunzeleah123

My name is Leah. I'm 13 years old. I live somewhere in the messed up country that is America. I have an older brother and two parents, plus a sweet yellow Lab.

My kegemaran Warna are a tie between violet and silver. I Cinta books, and movies. My kegemaran shows are Psych and The Office (America). I Cinta ice cream and chocolate, *drools* but I hate Chocolate ice cream. Helena Bonham Carter rocks my socks off (and I'm not even wearing any xD). I ADORE Hermione. MCR rules the world <3 I find Justin Bieber incredibly annoying, along with his little fangirls. I'm a Gryffinclaw, but my real house...

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Why My Country Sucks

posted by GemonkDruid

ARGH I HAVE HAD IT WITH THESE MOTHERFUCKING komen-komen ABOUT MOTHERFUCKING AUSTRALIA BEING THE MOST MOTHERFUCKING DESIRED VACATION SPOT. atau SOMETHING.

How do anda imagine Australia? A lovely rosy desert with hopping kangaroos? The Harbour Bridge and Opera House? The Great Barrier Reef?

Or lazy-ass, fucked-up racists who keep bitching and bitching?

If anda don't like the latter, well then too bad, coz that's what's anda get*.

Here are all the things I despise about Australia:

- The music. I know a lot of countries have their good artists (Green Day!) and their bad artists (Rebblack). However, Australia...

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My non-anonymous confession

posted by 1-2vampire

I really need to get this off my chest and I want anda to know who you're replying to (if anda care).

It's nothing serious atau anything it's harmless, really, but it bothers me, on Fanpop, IRL, family, anywhere really. But for now I'm just talking about Fanpop.

I feel left out. I know I don't contribute too much but I just feel like everyone's got their favourite Biggerstaffs (don't lie, we all do) like best friends, and I don't have this. I'm no one's "best friend" so to speak. It's the same IRL but I'm scared to mention it because I go to school with these people and they're my only friends....

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The Biggerstaffs Chapter 3 The Fresh Start

posted by Waterwhip

Angelica waited in fear for the 3 ladies to reach her. The stranger with long blond hair walked over to her and whispered in her ear.
"Dont be firghtened, anda are special, like us. Thats all No need to be afraid. anda have clearly came to us". Angelica was rather calm now. She had ran away to find people like them. That cared, that showed respect, and so much more. So far, these people had what it took. One of the ladies with black hair approached her. She didnt look very young but not very old. She must had been middle-aged. She turned to the stranger with blond hair "Is she like us, Zanny?"....

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The Not So Exciting Adventures Of Ari Biggerstaff

posted by Waterwhip

Ari layed on her polka dotted green katil and stared up at the beautiful poster on the ceiling above her. Michael Jackson had always sparked her thoughts every now and then but now it seemed constant. When she tried to close her eyes his face popped up in such bright Warna it hurt her eyes. She was not in Cinta with a 50 tahun old man. She knew that. She had always thought of him as some sort of long Lost relative. She simply layed there, staring, wondering what was really going on. Her friend, Jezzie, had told her many times that she believed Michael had a spiritual conenction with her but all...

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BOTM Storytime!!! :D (You're late, Malloy) Jk, I don't care

posted by alexthedog

Malloy's Late Storytime Activity

Note from Alex:(Btw, this was copied and pasted from my inbox, so after this all the sidenotes are in Emmy's POV)

Late April 1654, somewhere in the Caribbean Sea

I don't think I've ever seen Admiral Penn this angry before. Never, not even when he found out that I, a mere girl of thirteen, daughter of the ship's cook had snuck on board, apparently causing bad luck for the entire crew – captains were never to let women on board their ships for fear of horrible luck; pirates, scurvy and deserters, the whole nine yards. He was going to throw me overboard, even though...

Why I think the whole 2012 thing is a bunch of bullshoe.

posted by 1-2vampire

First of all, people are saying the 2011 is "getting ready for 2012" which is just stupid. Yes, there have a been quite a few earthquakes and floods and whatnot, but those can be explained. Besides, when have there NOT been earthquakes and floods et cetera? They've always happened. Just because they're happening now does not mean the world is going to end.

When there is one earthquake, yes the plates have collided atau slid underneath each other, I don't know, but when one thing collides and moves again involuntarily, it is pushed back, right? So it would be pushed back into other plates, causing...

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My Muzik taste: a brief overview of my kegemaran artists and why I like them

posted by GemonkDruid

So, the real prequel to this story is much lebih tragic and... emo, as there is a bit of psychology involved as to why I like the Muzik I like and not mainstream crap like some people in this family. *glares around*

So, anyways, moving on!

NOTE: I'm Penulisan this at the bahagian, atas of my head, so stuff might be inaccurate.

30 saat to Mars:
HXC band, started in the late 1990s.
Consists of: Jared Leto, Shannon Leto, and Tomo *forgot his last name*.
Their songs are really catchy, and Jared has a nice, husky voice.

The Academy Is...:
Weird band that emos like.
Consists of: William Beckett... that's all I know....

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Ninja Kitty is SO psychic

posted by Ninja-Kitten

It's nightime around the Biggerstaff house, all the lights are on and several loud songs compete for attention around the house.

A large silver cat slips out of a window on the bahagian, atas floor, she drops 50 feet atau so and lands silently on her paws in the bushes, her dark stripes concealing her perfectly. Her ears flick back and she runs to the nearest tree, leaping up the batang and hiding in the branches. When she slips out of the pokok she's wearing black panels of metal on her legs and generic armour on the rest of her body. Deerhorn knives are strapped to her sides and two katanas are crossed...

My MCR Omegle Convo

posted by emilyroxx

Lol, I thought that she was Gemonk. xD

You're now chatting with a Rawak stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: WELL ARE anda READY RAY?
You: YEAH
Stranger: HOW 'BOUT anda FRAAANK?
You: OH I'M THERE BABY
Stranger: HOW 'BOUT anda MOIKAAAY?
You: FUCKIN' READY
Stranger: Well I think I'm alright. 1 2 3 4. *guitar* 3 2 1.. we came to fuck!
Stranger: Hehehe.
You: everybody party 'till the gasman comes
You: LOL xD
Stranger: Killjoy?
You: Yesh!
Stranger: YAAAY I Cinta finding killjoys on omegle. anda have...

Voldemort - Nyeah + Eh Heh Heh REMIX

added by kris10853

video

harry

potter

song

LOL

Harry Potter

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Prom pictures

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LOL xD

added by Fenrir

Source: tumblrrrr

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Cissy`s artwork

added by hsmgirl14a

Source: Me (Cissy)

What the hati, tengah-tengah wants sequel to Justice and Revelations Chapter 4

posted by hsmgirl14a

The sun shined through the window menunjukkan the start of a brand new day. It was the hari after the incident with Troy. She had been getting many owls over the past few days and most of what she had been getting was not that bad. She was still lying on her katil awake. She had woken up an jam lalu and she was just lying there in silence. Her uncle was sitting in a chair seterusnya to her bedside fast asleep. She still had his suit jaket on. She sat up in her katil as the door opened to reveal Mrs. Weasley. She looked up and watched as Mrs. Weasley walked over to her and helped her out of bed. Sirius woke...

What the hati, tengah-tengah wants sequel to Justice and Revelations Chapter 3

posted by hsmgirl14a

Troy continued to have his way with her and she continued to cry out in pain and agony. He carved the word whore on her stomach as the door burst opened to reveal her uncle and a few others. “Help me please”, she begged. Her uncle grabbed Troy’s hair and pulled Troy off her. Sirius was angry at the fact that Caitlin had gotten hurt and his protective instinct took over him. He started to beat Troy up. Remus got her free from the handcuffs that chained her to the headboard. She looked around the room in fear as she saw her uncle deal with Troy in his own way. Remus reprimanded Sirius for...

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"Just trying to diffuse the tension" - Fred Weasley Part 3

posted by simpleplan

Some of the best FML I found X3

1. Today, I saw an elderly man fall in a crosswalk, so I jumped off my bike to help. As I helped him across, the light turned green. I then watched across a 6 lane jalan as someone mencuri my bike. FML

2. Today, I took the bus to work and a sweet old lady got on after me and sat seterusnya to me. Halfway to work, she fell asleep and her head was on my shoulder. Trying to be nice, I gently tried to wake her up before my stop came. She wasn't sleeping. I let a dead woman lie on me for 30 minutes. FML

3. Today, I wake up, switch on TV and the first thing I see is the picture...

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Create a Page"Just trying to diffuse the tension" - Fred Weasley

posted by simpleplan

A bunch of jokes I found.

1. A Spanish guy enters a hospital to have a minor operation.

A nurse begins to take down his information: name, insurance company, etc.

"In case of emergency, whom should we notify?"

"You mean if I become very sick?"

"Well . . . yes."

"If that happens, call a doctor!"

2. Daughter : I am in Cinta with the neighbor, so I am running away with him.

Dad: Thanks , anda have saved my money & time.

Daughter: Dad, I am Membaca the letter left sejak Mom.

3. .-Knock, knock
-Who's there?
-Cornelius
-Cornelius who?
-Well, that's politics for you………

4. Why did the weasel menyeberang, cross the road?
Somebody...

My mom is driving me crazy sejak running my college application decissions.

posted by hsmgirl14a

My mom didn't even bother to tell me about getting mail from universities. I had to go through our mail that was sitting on the meja, jadual and find out what I got. She sayd that she already decided what college to go to. I want to see what other options I have out there first before I make a decission. My mom on the other hand says that's not what I should do. I really want to get my dad involved because I know how much of a help he will be to me but I'm scared of the fights that will happen between my parents if I do tell my dad about what my did and said. I just am so stressed about this that I don't know what to do. My mom has already controlled a lot of my life I don't want her controlling anymore of my life. She already has had control over what I can and can't do. I just want to make my decissions without her having to control them.

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The Crazy life of Lun-I Mean Loony Biggerstaff

posted by Lunalovely

It was almost impossible to sleep through the racket that was sweeping through the Biggerstaff Estate. Then again, it's Luna Biggerstaff we're talking about.

An explosion was heard from the kitchen,followed sejak the sound of a girl named Emily swearing and then a small popping sounding. The explosion had quieted everybody down, and was so loud it actually managed to wake up the dead.

"WILL anda MIND?!Just cause I'm fucking DEAD doesn't mean I don't need SLEEP!!" bellowed the ghost. The funny thing was, this ghost is (or was) Luna's mother.

As anda can tell, the Biggerstaffs aren't a normal family.They're...