Lmao! it's just hilarious:
Dorata: Miss Blair, anda no longer held hostage sejak evil Prince Louis.
Blair: Oh yay! Now I can really get my hands on that wild forest atop my boyfriend's head!
Chuck: I don't think you're ready for this jelly.
Nate: No one is ready for that jelly. Why can't I have a onesie?
Chuck: Cause you're not Chuck Bass.
Nate: Wah, problems with Lola.
Chuck: I have a kanggaru, kangaroo tattoo.
Nate: ...........
Serena: What are anda gonna do now that you're free of the French Terminator?
Blair: Screw your ex, DUH!
Serena: Oh right, I'm happy for you. Too bad anda can't be a princess anymore.
Blair: Wait! HOLD UP, BITCH! I didn't think this through!
Serena: I don't wanna be loved sejak anyone so I'm gonna force Lola to take my place as New York's most famous person that's famous for being slutty and blonde.
Blair: Yea, sure.
Lola: Hi friend from Florida who's only plot point is to be cougar bait for Diana Payne.
Aiden: Oh, hi.
Nate: Funny running into anda here.
Lola: Diana Payne.
Nate: I gotta go.
Lola: I think Nate's in Cinta with Diana Payne.
Dan: Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah
Blair: That's nice. I'm busy. Go away.
Dan: Blah?
Dorota: I write songs with Vanya!
Dan: Give me Blair's divorce papers even though they're none of my business.
Dorota: Ugh, fine. I don't feel like doing my job today anyway.
Dan: Blair didn't sign her divorce papers?? I must ask Chuck's best friend/my best friend Nate what to do about Chuck's girlfriend/my girlfriend Blair!
Rufus: Give Ivy all your mom's money so we can alih back to UES and anda can STFU.
Lily: No.
Rufus: I'll wear lebih plaid.
Lily: Ugh, fine.
Andrew Tyler P.I: I found your mom again. Not the one anda had in first season who was addicted to Paxil. atau the one that died when she gave birth to you. But the one who told anda she wasn't your mom when she is. atau maybe she's not. I found that one.
Chuck: Cool. What should I do?
Andrew Tyler P.I: Talk to Blair, of course.
Chuck: She hates me because of reasons.
Andrew Tyler P.I: But anda paid her dowry.
Chuck: Shut your hole!
Andrew Tyler P.I: My b....but no seriously, talk to Blair.
Chuck: Ugh, fine.
Serena: Look, I get Pakaian dalam named after me for no apparent reason.
Lola: Cool.
Serena: Put it on! I've always wanted to see my cousin in her underwear!
Lola: No.
Serena: DO IT!
Lola: AYE!
Serena: Sorry you're in your skivvies but I pulled the api, kebakaran alarm.
Lola: Oh gee.
Diana: The Spectator is mine.
Nate: No it's mine.
Diana: It's mine!
Nate: NU UH MINE!!!
Diana: NO! OH BTW, what this place needs another party.
Nate: Well, obvi.
Dan: Why isn't Blair divorced yet?
Nate: I'm gonna tell anda this cause I suck at being Chuck's friend. Chuck paid Blair's dowry.
Dan: THAT tikus BASTARD!
Nate: No, he's just a good guy.
Dan: HE'S A RAPIST! AN ARSONIST! A DAMN SCALLYWAG!
Nate: Okay....hey I'm throwing a party.
Dan: Well, obviously it's Monday.
Dorota: What is wrong with anda Miss Blair?
Blair: Not telling.
Dorota: Witty Banter.
Blair: Retaliate the witty banter.
Dorota: Witty Banter once again!
Blair: I'm stupid that's why. I wanna keep playing pretty pretty princess.
Chuck: Oh Jesus what am I doing here?
Blair: OH GOD WHY SO PERFECT?!
Chuck: My mommy saved my life. Should I talk to her?
Blair: Why are anda here?
Chuck: Because you're clearly a sane person. What should I do?
Blair: anda want back into my La Perla's!
Chuck: Uhhh....
Blair: anda evil spawn of Satan! Clearly you're using a sensitive subject for anda to get laid!
Chuck: You're fucking insane.
Blair: Am I wrong?
Chuck: ..................what is my life?
Blair: Time for me to walk away from anda for the 400th time.
Serena: What's up brother from another mother?
Chuck: Don't say mom right now, I'm sensitive.
Serena: Why are anda here?
Chuck: Because I hate myself.
Serena: Clearly.
Chuck: Should I talk to my mommy?
Serena: I say GO FOR IT!
Chuck: Gee, thanks sis!
Dan: CHUCK LEFT BLAIRS?!!! MUST JUDGE!!!!
Blair: Yea he did, who cares. I crushed his soul again.
Dan: He paid your dowry.
Blair: Floppy haired muppet say what?
Dan: Oops.
Blair: Must find Chuck! I'm not done murdering his soul!
Dan: Well, fuck.
Lawyer: Ivy left the penthouse. Your wife screwed her over.
Rufus: SHOCK AND AWE!
Serena: anda should model underwear for everyone to see in the middle of a party! Come on it's totally normal. I do it in the living room for my dad all the time!
Lola: No, I'm good.
Serena: Nate's going with Diana.
Lola: I'm there.
Rufus: Lily anda lied to me! That never happens!
Lily: Rufus, shut up and make waffles.
Rufus: It's wafel for one now! Be gone evil wench.
Lily: Are anda for serious?
Lola: Oh hi, Nate and Diana. Remember my friend who is now important to the storyline?
Nate: Welcome dude.
Diana: I'll snack on him later. Ta!
Nate: anda still wanna piece of dis.
Diana: Pashaw!
Nate: Don't anda wish your boyfriend was hot like me? DONT CHA!
Diana: I'm totally sane and normal. Watch me Ciuman this total stranger that Lola brought.
Blair: Oh good, I found you!
Chuck: I'm lost.
Blair: Did anda pay my dowry?
Chuck: No comment.
Blair: ROAR YOU'RE BUYING ME!! I'M GONNA INEXPLICABLY BRING UP THE HOTEL INCIDENT THAT I FORGAVE anda FOR A LONG TIME AGO!
Chuck: ..........seriously, what is my life?
Blair: anda want me so bad anda paid millions of dollars for this ass!
Chuck: Nope. I just hate myself and want anda to be free to be with Dan.
Blair: anda RAPIST ASSHOLE!
Chuck: Alright, I'm done.
Dan: Sorry for breathing down your neck.
Blair: Chuck's done one bad thing to me. Chuck's never done anything good.
Dan: That's what I'm saying.
Diana: Let me eat you, guest star!
Nate: Lolz, filmed it.
Lola: We sure showed her, honey!
Serena: Wait, anda lied to me when I was lying to anda to come to a party where I was trying to force anda into being an It girl when anda don't want to be just to scheme with your boyfriend and set up his ex?
Lola: Basically.
Serena: SLUT!
Lola: It girl thing, not for me.
Serena: I MUST STAY IT GIRL FOREVER!!!
Chick: Uh, take off that lingerie, you're not an It girl anymore.
Serena: Well, shit.
Diana: Here, anda keep the Spectator.
Nate: Gee, thanks.
Diana: P.S. I Cinta you.
Andrew Tyler P.I: Elizabeth Fisher is a nun. Not your mom.
Chuck: lembu, lembu jantan shit.
Andrew Tyler P.I: No seriously. Nun. Not mom.
Chuck: If I laced this scotch with tikus poisoning do anda think I'll die.
Andrew Tyler P.I: How many moms are anda on now dude?
Chuck: I Lost count.
Blair: Why am I in this terrible dress?
Dan: Because of reasons.
Blair: I hate my life.
Dan: Makes sense.
Blair: Your hair is staring at me.
Dan: This crown is fake.
Blair: KILL ME NOW!
Dan: Shut up and do what I say.
Blair: Oh okay, I Cinta you.
Dan: Pretty pretty princess.
Chuck: Why didn't I die on the streets of Prague?
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Dorata: Miss Blair, anda no longer held hostage sejak evil Prince Louis.
Blair: Oh yay! Now I can really get my hands on that wild forest atop my boyfriend's head!
Chuck: I don't think you're ready for this jelly.
Nate: No one is ready for that jelly. Why can't I have a onesie?
Chuck: Cause you're not Chuck Bass.
Nate: Wah, problems with Lola.
Chuck: I have a kanggaru, kangaroo tattoo.
Nate: ...........
Serena: What are anda gonna do now that you're free of the French Terminator?
Blair: Screw your ex, DUH!
Serena: Oh right, I'm happy for you. Too bad anda can't be a princess anymore.
Blair: Wait! HOLD UP, BITCH! I didn't think this through!
Serena: I don't wanna be loved sejak anyone so I'm gonna force Lola to take my place as New York's most famous person that's famous for being slutty and blonde.
Blair: Yea, sure.
Lola: Hi friend from Florida who's only plot point is to be cougar bait for Diana Payne.
Aiden: Oh, hi.
Nate: Funny running into anda here.
Lola: Diana Payne.
Nate: I gotta go.
Lola: I think Nate's in Cinta with Diana Payne.
Dan: Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah
Blair: That's nice. I'm busy. Go away.
Dan: Blah?
Dorota: I write songs with Vanya!
Dan: Give me Blair's divorce papers even though they're none of my business.
Dorota: Ugh, fine. I don't feel like doing my job today anyway.
Dan: Blair didn't sign her divorce papers?? I must ask Chuck's best friend/my best friend Nate what to do about Chuck's girlfriend/my girlfriend Blair!
Rufus: Give Ivy all your mom's money so we can alih back to UES and anda can STFU.
Lily: No.
Rufus: I'll wear lebih plaid.
Lily: Ugh, fine.
Andrew Tyler P.I: I found your mom again. Not the one anda had in first season who was addicted to Paxil. atau the one that died when she gave birth to you. But the one who told anda she wasn't your mom when she is. atau maybe she's not. I found that one.
Chuck: Cool. What should I do?
Andrew Tyler P.I: Talk to Blair, of course.
Chuck: She hates me because of reasons.
Andrew Tyler P.I: But anda paid her dowry.
Chuck: Shut your hole!
Andrew Tyler P.I: My b....but no seriously, talk to Blair.
Chuck: Ugh, fine.
Serena: Look, I get Pakaian dalam named after me for no apparent reason.
Lola: Cool.
Serena: Put it on! I've always wanted to see my cousin in her underwear!
Lola: No.
Serena: DO IT!
Lola: AYE!
Serena: Sorry you're in your skivvies but I pulled the api, kebakaran alarm.
Lola: Oh gee.
Diana: The Spectator is mine.
Nate: No it's mine.
Diana: It's mine!
Nate: NU UH MINE!!!
Diana: NO! OH BTW, what this place needs another party.
Nate: Well, obvi.
Dan: Why isn't Blair divorced yet?
Nate: I'm gonna tell anda this cause I suck at being Chuck's friend. Chuck paid Blair's dowry.
Dan: THAT tikus BASTARD!
Nate: No, he's just a good guy.
Dan: HE'S A RAPIST! AN ARSONIST! A DAMN SCALLYWAG!
Nate: Okay....hey I'm throwing a party.
Dan: Well, obviously it's Monday.
Dorota: What is wrong with anda Miss Blair?
Blair: Not telling.
Dorota: Witty Banter.
Blair: Retaliate the witty banter.
Dorota: Witty Banter once again!
Blair: I'm stupid that's why. I wanna keep playing pretty pretty princess.
Chuck: Oh Jesus what am I doing here?
Blair: OH GOD WHY SO PERFECT?!
Chuck: My mommy saved my life. Should I talk to her?
Blair: Why are anda here?
Chuck: Because you're clearly a sane person. What should I do?
Blair: anda want back into my La Perla's!
Chuck: Uhhh....
Blair: anda evil spawn of Satan! Clearly you're using a sensitive subject for anda to get laid!
Chuck: You're fucking insane.
Blair: Am I wrong?
Chuck: ..................what is my life?
Blair: Time for me to walk away from anda for the 400th time.
Serena: What's up brother from another mother?
Chuck: Don't say mom right now, I'm sensitive.
Serena: Why are anda here?
Chuck: Because I hate myself.
Serena: Clearly.
Chuck: Should I talk to my mommy?
Serena: I say GO FOR IT!
Chuck: Gee, thanks sis!
Dan: CHUCK LEFT BLAIRS?!!! MUST JUDGE!!!!
Blair: Yea he did, who cares. I crushed his soul again.
Dan: He paid your dowry.
Blair: Floppy haired muppet say what?
Dan: Oops.
Blair: Must find Chuck! I'm not done murdering his soul!
Dan: Well, fuck.
Lawyer: Ivy left the penthouse. Your wife screwed her over.
Rufus: SHOCK AND AWE!
Serena: anda should model underwear for everyone to see in the middle of a party! Come on it's totally normal. I do it in the living room for my dad all the time!
Lola: No, I'm good.
Serena: Nate's going with Diana.
Lola: I'm there.
Rufus: Lily anda lied to me! That never happens!
Lily: Rufus, shut up and make waffles.
Rufus: It's wafel for one now! Be gone evil wench.
Lily: Are anda for serious?
Lola: Oh hi, Nate and Diana. Remember my friend who is now important to the storyline?
Nate: Welcome dude.
Diana: I'll snack on him later. Ta!
Nate: anda still wanna piece of dis.
Diana: Pashaw!
Nate: Don't anda wish your boyfriend was hot like me? DONT CHA!
Diana: I'm totally sane and normal. Watch me Ciuman this total stranger that Lola brought.
Blair: Oh good, I found you!
Chuck: I'm lost.
Blair: Did anda pay my dowry?
Chuck: No comment.
Blair: ROAR YOU'RE BUYING ME!! I'M GONNA INEXPLICABLY BRING UP THE HOTEL INCIDENT THAT I FORGAVE anda FOR A LONG TIME AGO!
Chuck: ..........seriously, what is my life?
Blair: anda want me so bad anda paid millions of dollars for this ass!
Chuck: Nope. I just hate myself and want anda to be free to be with Dan.
Blair: anda RAPIST ASSHOLE!
Chuck: Alright, I'm done.
Dan: Sorry for breathing down your neck.
Blair: Chuck's done one bad thing to me. Chuck's never done anything good.
Dan: That's what I'm saying.
Diana: Let me eat you, guest star!
Nate: Lolz, filmed it.
Lola: We sure showed her, honey!
Serena: Wait, anda lied to me when I was lying to anda to come to a party where I was trying to force anda into being an It girl when anda don't want to be just to scheme with your boyfriend and set up his ex?
Lola: Basically.
Serena: SLUT!
Lola: It girl thing, not for me.
Serena: I MUST STAY IT GIRL FOREVER!!!
Chick: Uh, take off that lingerie, you're not an It girl anymore.
Serena: Well, shit.
Diana: Here, anda keep the Spectator.
Nate: Gee, thanks.
Diana: P.S. I Cinta you.
Andrew Tyler P.I: Elizabeth Fisher is a nun. Not your mom.
Chuck: lembu, lembu jantan shit.
Andrew Tyler P.I: No seriously. Nun. Not mom.
Chuck: If I laced this scotch with tikus poisoning do anda think I'll die.
Andrew Tyler P.I: How many moms are anda on now dude?
Chuck: I Lost count.
Blair: Why am I in this terrible dress?
Dan: Because of reasons.
Blair: I hate my life.
Dan: Makes sense.
Blair: Your hair is staring at me.
Dan: This crown is fake.
Blair: KILL ME NOW!
Dan: Shut up and do what I say.
Blair: Oh okay, I Cinta you.
Dan: Pretty pretty princess.
Chuck: Why didn't I die on the streets of Prague?
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Ok im going to say my bahagian, atas five chuck and blair scenes dont know if anda agree but i hope anda do remember to rate and comment!! thank you
1. The limo scene!!!
2. blairs birthday! giving her the necklace
3. blairs moms wedding when she comforts him!
4. season final dancing
5. chuck on the roof they hug
im a big chuck and blair peminat and they have so many amazing scenes these are just a few i found really cute! becuase they tunjuk how in Cinta they are i just wish they could finaly get together becuase im sick of them almost getting together over and over!!!
please rate and comment
1. The limo scene!!!
2. blairs birthday! giving her the necklace
3. blairs moms wedding when she comforts him!
4. season final dancing
5. chuck on the roof they hug
im a big chuck and blair peminat and they have so many amazing scenes these are just a few i found really cute! becuase they tunjuk how in Cinta they are i just wish they could finaly get together becuase im sick of them almost getting together over and over!!!
please rate and comment