anda start out each morning with a 30-minute jog around the bathroom to practise your shunpo power.
anda write to your mother in Karakura, Jepun every week, even though she sends anda mail from Iowa asking why anda never write.
Every time anda see a jalan sign, anda have a tremendous urge to relieve yourself on it.
anda put oranges on your head because anda heard it will ward of evil dandruff spirits.
You're always having to apologize to your seterusnya door neighbour for setting api, kebakaran to his lawn decorations, mistaken as hollows.
Every "bwahaha" anda hear on the radio reminds anda of death.
People stay away from anda whenever they hear anda howl.
Your breath smells lebih and lebih like an arrancar dung each passing day.
Nobody listens to anda anymore, because they can't understand anda through that hollow mask.
anda begin to stop and consider all of the hell Rama-rama you've played on as a child, and worry that their owners are going to one hari seek revenge.
anda have meaningful conversations with your Bunny.
Your father pretends anda are a shinigami, just to play along with your little illusion.
anda collect Bleach Posters.
Every time the phone rings, anda shout, "Hey! It should be the hollow signal alert!"
anda like cats. Especially black ones having velvet eyes.
anda put ceri, cherry blossom petals in the microwave to see if they'll pop a blade.
anda have a predominant fear of fabric softener.
Your dentist asks anda why each individual tooth has your name etched on it like Toshiro, Byakuya, Rukia, Ichigo..., and anda tell him it's for security reasons.
Swords excite you.
When the waiter asks for your order, anda ask to go into another dimension to tell him because "the hollow won't let anda eat."
anda tend to agree with everything your mother's dead uncle tells you.
anda argue with yourself about which is better, to be eaten sejak FURA atau to be loved sejak a horde of menos grande.
anda like to sit in cornfields for prolonged periods of time, and pretend that you're a "Shinigami on duty".
anda try to make a senarai of the Warning Signs of Bleach Insanity. (cough)
People offer anda help, but anda unfortunately interpret this as a violation of your rights as a strawberry.
anda keep thinking this is the tahun 100 years ago, when Hollowfication was rampant.
anda despise the voices in your head, especially the one that speaks only in JApanese.
anda see migrating group of rabbits in the fall and only your attachment to the pembakar roti keeps anda from joining them.
The person anda always talk to is invisible to everyone but you.
anda like Membaca lists like this.
