Brennan: If anda drive one lebih block, I'm screaming kidnap out the window.
Booth: (stops walking) What's it going to take?
Brennan: (stops walking and turns) Full participation in the case.
Booth: Fine.
Brennan: Not just lab work, everything.
Booth: What do anda want me to do? Spit in my hand? We're Scully and Mulder.
Brennan: I don't know what that means.
Booth: It's an zaitun branch. Just get back in the car.
Booth: He's got no sense of discretion. That kid. Typical squint.
Brennan: I don't know what that means.
Booth: Well when the cops get stuck we bring in people like you. anda know squints. anda know to squint at things.
Brennan: Oh anda mean people with very high IQs and basic reasoning skills.
Brennan: Don't call me Bones.
Booth: I know we talked about anda coming out in the field
Brennan: Oh, anda tikus bastard.
Brennan: Blackmail you.
Booth: Blackmail a Federal Agent?
Brennan: Yes.
Booth: I don't like it.
Brennan: I'm fairly certain you're not supposed to.
Brennan: No. I'm not a hati, tengah-tengah person you're a hati, tengah-tengah person. I'm a brain person. anda vouched for me.
Brennan: anda wanna check him out? We can. I don't know what do anda call it? Roost him?
Booth: Roust.
Brennan: Roust. Well the murderer snatched the Bronze bintang from Cleo's neck so
Booth: I've got twelve hours before this case is over and I'm off it so let's go roust. C'mon.
Booth: anda expect me to declare war on a United States Senator based on your little holographic crystal ball?
Brennan: It's not magic. It's a logical recreation of events based on evidence.
Booth: No lebih valid then my gut.
Booth: Yeah, in the future maybe I should do the shooting.
Brennan: Why? I'm a good shot.
Brennan: (laughs) Please anda don't think there is some kind of cosmic balance sheet?
(Booth looks down and she stops smiling)
Brennan: I'd like to help anda with that.
1.02: The Man in the S.U.V.
Angela: Brennan I know this great club they play trip hop and trance.
Brennan: I don't know what that means.
Angela: It doesn't matter. We'll grab Booth.
Brennan: No.
Angela: I think he likes you. God if I were anda I'd buy a ticket on that ride.
Booth: Tessa's an attorney.
Tessa: mmm, corporate, keeping the fat Kucing fat.
Brennan: I was just studying a cranial fissure on a corporate attorney last week. Of course he was dead so�
Tessa: Interesting.
Brennan: Thanks.
Brennan: Look, I'm happy for you. Relationships have anthropological meaning. No society can survive if sexual bonds aren't formed bet
Booth: What the hell are anda talking about?
Booth: It's not Bureau policy to target atau profil any ethnic group. It wasn't our intention. I can understand why anda may feel offended.
Brennan: I can't.
Booth: Bones!
Brennan: So anda think anda know women just because anda live with some sexy lawyer? Unbelievable. Brennan: Who do anda ask?
Booth: For what?
Brennan: For the strength and the wisdom?
Booth: God.
Brennan: And that works?
Booth: Can we talk about something else?
Brennan: Sure. Tessa?
Booth: Tessa!? No. Why do anda want to talk about Tessa?
Brennan: What? Why? Why not? I'm sorry. We won't talk about Tessa.
Booth: I prefer if we would just stay on point and talk about things that anda like to talk about like dead people. Dead bodies?
Brennan: Sure, sure. You've killed a lot of people, right? When anda were a sniper?
Booth: Maybe we shouldn't talk at all.
Booth: anda know I need subtitles walking in here.
Brennan: What if anda and Tessa were going to break up and anda didn't want to?
Booth: Interesting Bones.
Brennan: Well I'm positing a scenario. Tessa wants to break up and anda don't want to so she poisons you.
Booth: No, no, no.
Brennan: And then just to make sure she blows anda up with a bomb.
Booth: Why would Tessa do that?
Brennan: Exactly. Thank you.
Booth: Alright, Listen Bones, we're heading into a very unknown situation. I think it's best if anda just stay in the car. (she gives him a dirty look) Okay, then. anda know, if anda have to come in with me anda just stay behind me. (still giving him a bad look) Fine, just be careful, Alright.
1.03: A Boy in the Tree
Booth: We've got a dead body in a prep school out in the sticks.
Brennan: Good morning to anda too.
(Zach leans ke hadapan towards Booth to talk to him.)
Zach: Successful with woman, right? I mean they like you?
Booth: Okay, look it's a very prestigious prep school with a lot of rich kids.
Brennan: I thought that it was good to start with a Good Morning.
Booth: Dr. Temperance Brennan and her assistant Jack, uh, something. Booth: anda want to increase the perimeter here? Gentleman, give my forensic anthropologist some room.
Brennan: Your forensic anthropologist?
Booth: Ah, anda can fill me in later.
Brennan: No, but the interesting thing is that it's
Booth: That is correct.
Brennan: What?
Booth: That is interesting.
Brennan: Are anda drunk atau something?
Sid: Hey, I'll say this she's tall.
Booth: Dr. Temperance Brennan, meet Sid, the owner.
Sid: Hey, the bone lady
Booth: We need to see all the sex tapes that you've confiscated.
Headmaster: Absolutely not.
Booth: Well I will just get a warrant and in the application for a warrant I'll include your admission that anda allow your students to swap homemade sex tapes.
Sanders: The headmaster is not refusing to provide anda with the tapes.
Brennan: Absolutely not sounds like a refusal
Booth: atau anda take my advice. If anda don't answer my questions, I'll take anda down to FBI headquarters in hand cuffs.
Brennan: He'll do it. He doesn't like you.
(Booth shakes his head no.)
Brennan: You're the least objective person I have ever met.
Booth: Thank you.
Brennan: It's not a compliment.
Booth: Very impressive Temperance. anda got that one right.
1.04: The Man in the Bear
Brennan: Residual menyeberang, cross section striae.
Booth: Hmm. Just because anda say it in that definitive tone doesn't mean it means anything to me.
Brennan: Are anda suggesting that I take this opportunity to have sex with Booth on a field trip?
Booth: anda know you're a smart ass. anda know that?
Brennan: Objectively I'd say I'm very smart although it has nothing to do with my ass.
Booth: anda know I tell anda what. anda can take me out to dinner. Hmm? Put me on your tab.
Brennan: That doesn't seem ethical.
Booth: anda still want that gun now don't ya, Hmm?
Brennan: We'll start with breakfast.
Brennan: Very nice. I have a beautiful view of the mountains from the terrace.
Booth: anda have a terrace?
Brennan: Yeah.
Booth: I'm sharing a bathroom.
Brennan: I've never been offered human flesh before.
Booth: But what if anda had?
Brennan: It's an interesting question. I would have to measure my own social inculcation against scientific inquiry.
Booth: Okay that's sick.
Angela: So did anda catch the guy?
Brennan: No, Booth Lost him in the woods.
Booth: Whoa, wait a second. I didn't loose him.
Brennan: Well anda didn't catch him.
Booth: Professional pride, tell her, please tell her that.
Brennan: Booth wants anda to know that he Lost the guy because his flashlight died.
Brennan: Everybody is pumping me.
Booth: I'm sorry?
Brennan: For information on the case.
Booth: Bones they are only pretending to be interested in the case.
Brennan: Why?
Booth: They're hitting on you.
Brennan: Are anda sure?
Booth: Yes, I'm sure. You're the hottest thing this town has seen in a long time.
Sheriff: We see this kind of thing all the time. Kids come up here, get baked, do their own version of the Blair Witch Project.
Brennan: I don't know what that means?
Booth: It's a horror movie, Bones. Didn't make any sense.
Sheriff: It was scary though with the bloody hand prints.
Brennan: Moments like this are why I need a gun.
(Booth sighs and takes a gun out of his pant leg.)
Booth: That is for self defense so anda don't just go blasting away in there.
Brennan: What if I have to shoot? What part of his body should I hit?
Booth: The part that isn't me.
Brennan: Yes, but is it nuts because he got a brain disease from eating human flesh atau was he already nuts the first time he ate flesh atau did he just lick his fingers after surgery?
Booth: I should just become a vegetarian.
Brennan: atau as an alternative just don't eat people. anda know I'm going come back up here this winter. Charlie says the ski, berski is great.
Booth: Oh, it's Charlie?
Brennan: Yeah the overnight guy.
Booth: (laughs) Yeah I know who he is.
Brennan: I bet he's a great skier. His hips and thighs are perfectly developed for strength and maneuverability.
Booth: (drops his fork) That's it I'm done.
1.05: A Boy in a Bush
Booth: I have a soalan regarding the role of the FBI in your book. Who do anda based brilliant and insightful Special Agent Andy Lister on? Booth: Work on cases. anda know, with me outside the lab. If anda want to do that, I need to know that anda will respect the law.
Brennan: Tell anda what. If I can't respect the law, I can at least respect you.
Brennan: Do anda remember me, Sean?
Sean: Museum Lady, the one who's so smart.
Brennan: Yeah, I'm pretty smart.
JP: And very modest.
Booth: Oh believe me she is being modest.
Brennan: I have a friend at the FBI if I ask him to, he will make sure that anda and David get to live with Margaret again.
Child Advocate: Dr. Brennan, anda can't make promises like that.
Brennan: Yes, I can. He will do it. My friend will make it happen.
Booth: I'm going to need your help to keep the promises she made to that boy.
JP: Hey, I,I,I can't promise
Booth: Mrs. Johnston, my people and your people are going to have to make this happen.
Brennan: sejak the way, there is a huge dint in my passenger side door because anda told me not to park it at an angle.
Booth: (laughs)
Brennan: Okay that's just mean!
Booth: (laughs harder.)
Brennan: You're mean.
Booth: Sorry.
Booth: anda look nice. Better then nice anda look uh, very (is speechless)
Brennan: Thanks.
Brennan: Booth, I knew anda would back me up. I knew anda wouldn't make me a liar.
Booth: Hmm. How'd anda know?
Brennan: Because anda want to go to Heaven.
Booth: But anda don't believe in Heaven.
Brennan: But anda do.
1.06: The Man in the Wall
Booth: You're hung over. Doesn't this make your head explode?
Brennan: I grabbed a couple hours of sleep on my sofa, kerusi panjang and showered in the lab's decontamination room.
Booth: Ooh, anda really know how to live
Brennan: Angela berkata rap artists sometimes kill each other over the music: jem Master Jay, Tupac, Biggie.
Booth: Do anda even know who you're talking about?
Brennan: Yeah, I've done my Googling.
Rulz: What's the FBI recruiting from, America's bahagian, atas model now?
Brennan: I'm a forensic anthropologist with the Jeffersonian.
Booth: She works for the FBI.
Booth: Why exactly are we talking about this?
Brennan: Because you're tense.
Booth: Because we're talking.
Brennan: Yet much of the iconic quality of the urban Muzik lies in the perceived atau actual rivalry between the principal artists.
Hall: Where did anda find her?
Booth: Museum.
Brennan: Toody has traveled the world finding dead bodies.
Booth: Does Toody always drool like that?
Booth: I'll tell anda what; I'll make anda a better deal. anda tell us what we need to know and I'll have those charges laid against you. Hmm, put anda in the Remand center.
Rulz: For how long?
Booth: Well that depends on what anda tell us.
Brennan: Wait! Wait, you're negotiating to put this guy in jail?
Booth: I'll sweeten the pot and charge anda with Mount's death too but anda hire ah, one of those moron lawyers and anda ah, be thrown in lockup for what, maybe a month?
Rulz: (smiling) Sweet
Brennan: Where am I in backwards world?
Rulz: Mount was gonna jump.
Brennan: anda mean commit suicide?
Rulz: Where did anda find her?
Booth: Museum.
Booth: anda know what? I'm going to spread the pain. Alright, that's my new motto.
(Booth turns and leaves. Bones chases behind him.)
Brennan: Wait, I can help spread pain. Wait.
Booth: Arrest him for what?
Brennan: Uttering threats atau smelling bad atau anything.
Booth: Yeah, anda know, anda go with someone, anda joke about not going back to your real life, the two of anda laugh but when you're alone the world is full of possibilities.
Brennan: (Smiles) See anda seterusnya week.
1.07: A Man on Death Row
Booth: Reason for wanting a gun?
Brennan: To shoot people.
Booth: Never the less, name of the arresting officer?
Brennan: You.
Brennan: Tell them that I shot a murderer who was going to light me on fire.
Booth: Which is why anda weren't convicted but anda did shoot an unarmed man. I, I can't ignore that. I swore an oath to protect society from people who shoot people.
Brennan: It was only his leg and he's in jail for the rest of his life. How much is he going to use it anyway?
Booth: Ah, come on. anda know what Bones? You're a professor; you're not an FBI agent. Okay? Use your mutant powers, just talk people to death. Booth: hei Bones, what are anda doing this weekend?
Brennan: I have plans.
Booth: Come on, I'm serious.
Amy: So, anda seeing each other?
Brennan: Who?
Amy: anda and Booth.
Brennan: No. (laughs a little) No, we're ,we're working together.
Amy: Cause I'm picking up a bit of a sex vibe.
Cullen: She can't have a gun.
Booth: No gun, absolutely not. No gun, thank anda sir.
Brennan: Well, are anda going to help?
Booth: Well I would but this is a 1200 dollar suit.
Brennan: Are anda kidding me? I haven't slept in forty eight hours and you're worried about your suit. Get over here.
Brennan: Are anda going to arrest me for assault?
Booth: From what I saw purely self defense.
Brennan: Maybe I shouldn't carry a gun after all.
Booth: Hell anda can have mine.
1.08: The Girl in the Fridge
Booth: Okay. Call me later.
Bones: I'm not working tonight. I have a dinner.
Booth: What? Wow. I just assumed that the two of anda would be eating off an autopsy table.
Bones: Not tonight.
Booth: I was being...Tomorrow's fine. Call me tomorrow.
Booth: Well, the fridge we found Maggie in is a match with the marks on the Costellos' floor.
Bones: They're sadomasochistic fetishists.
Booth: Yeah. Turned the basement into a "fun room".
Bones: Seeking sexual gratification through the manipulation of power. Probably the oldest of fetishes, master-slave. It's all about dominance.
Booth: Well, this sort of thing only comes up when the bloom goes off the rose if anda know what I mean.
Bones: I don't know what anda mean.
Booth: anda know, when the regular stuff, when it gets old anda need to spice it up, it's over. When the sex is good, anda don't need any help.
Bones: That's for sure.
Booth: I'm sorry?
Bones: I was agreeing.
Booth: Yeah, well, don't, okay? It kind of freaks me out.
Bones: I was just saying that I, myself, feel no inclination toward either pain atau dominance when it comes to sex.
Booth: Are anda sure?
Bones: Yeah, I'm sure.
Booth: anda can be very bossy.
Booth: anda trained her well, doc.
Michael: She's brilliant. A little cocky, though.
Booth: Yeah, tell me about it. Pretty good partner, though. What anda see is what anda get. It's a rare quality. That's just between us, eh?
Michael: Tempe, Tempe. Tempe, I'm sorry. What can I do?
Booth: Bones... Costellos are trying to cop a plea to a charge that won't mean the death penalty. They know they're going down.
Bones: anda had no right. There are things that are private.
Booth: Yeah, maybe you're right. But anda know what? This was my case, too. All right? So, nothing personal?
Booth: Hey, Bones.
Bones: What is it? I'm not feeling very forgiving.
Booth: Yeah, I know. But we have a case.
Bones: Victim is an adult male, 35 to 40 years old. From the pattern of the burning I'd say an accelerant was used. Could anda hand me my bag?
Booth: Yeah. Sure. Hey, listen, anda want my kot atau something? It's cold up here.
Bones: If I did, I'd ask for it.
Booth: Yeah. Sorry. And, um...I'm sorry.
Bones: anda had something to accomplish anda found a logical way of getting what anda needed. I probably would have done the same thing.
1.09: The Man in the Fallout Shelter
Booth: What are you, like, the Krismas killer?
Bones: It's the truth.
Booth: Well, it sounds like the truth cause it's so rational, right, but, anda know, the true truth is that anda just...you hate Christmas, so anda just spout out all these facts and anda ruin it for everyone else.
Bones: I ruin the true truth with facts?
Booth: Yeah, and anda ruin it for the squint squad, too, sejak making them work on a case about a guy who's been sealed up in a fallout shelter for 50 years.
Bones: Okay, how would anda like me to spend my Christmas?
Booth: Krismas is the perfect time to reexamine your standing with, anda know...
Bones: A helicopter pilot?
Booth: Oh, right, right. anda can't measure the man upstairs in a beaker, so he can't possibly exist.
Bones: "The man upstairs?"
Booth: Mmm. anda know, anda don't know if you're sick, but you're lebih than willing to take drugs just in case. Seems to me anda could give the man upstairs the same benefit of the doubt that anda do an invisible fungus.
Bones: Hey. I'm sorry anda didn't get Krismas morning with your little boy.
Booth: Thanks.
Bones: Ivy Gillespie came to the lab after anda left with her granddaughter.Don't anda want to know what happened?
Booth: I know what happened. anda told her about Careful Lionel. anda showed her the letters, the tickets. She cried, but anda made her happy.
Bones: Not to mention I gave her a penny worth over a hundred thousand dollars.
Booth: She won't care about that today. anda just gave somebody the best Krismas gift they could ever get. Who's the secret Santa now?
Bones: Stop.
Booth: And that weirdo assistant of yours just made me the coolest dad in the world.
1.10: The Woman at the Airport
Bones: This car doesn't feel very FBI.
Booth: Bones, this is a 1966 Mustang. It's a classic. What goes better than that with the FBI?
Bones: How come on the rental agreement under "Model" did the guy write "sedan"?
Booth: Bah, we're in California! Look, palm trees!
Bones: anda know, I'd like to drive sometime.
Booth: Look, our contact out here is Special Agent Trisha Finn.
Bones: I'm an excellent driver.
Booth: OK, Rain Man.
Bones: Don't know what that means.
Booth: I'm always going to drive. anda know that, right? Me behind the wheel, anda over there, on the grand Mustang.
Bones: I'm not above telling Deputy Director Colin what kind of car anda rented.
Booth: One lebih thing. I had the Bureau cari for adolescent girls that were injured in car crashes in the upper northeast, 10-12 years ago. Daughter's right leg was crushed.
Bones: Allison. Her name was Allison Holmes.
Booth: Her father and her brother are still alive. Somewhere in Bangor, Maine. We'll return the remains.
Bones: Thanks, Booth.
Booth: anda know, Bones...You do your thing, I do mine.
1.11: The Woman in the Car
Bones: anda never told me how I was this morning. I asked you, "How did I do?" and anda said, "We'll talk about it in the car," but we didn't.
Booth: This was your first TV interview?
Bones: Yes.
Booth: It was fine, anda know...for your first interview.
Bones: Well, that was a qualified response.
Booth: What? No. It was lively, yeah.
Bones: Lively? What kind of word is that?
Booth: It's an adjective, though, ironically, most words that end in "ly" are adverbs. Like "ironically."
Bones: Okay, what did I do wrong?
Booth: Maybe seterusnya time, tell a funny story. Oh, and never say anda don't like children.
Bones: I didn't say I don't like children. I just berkata I don't want any.
Booth: On TV, it's the same thing.
Bones: anda just told me not to jump to a conclusion.
Booth: No offense intended.
Bones: No, anda were right. It's just I usually get to tell you.
Booth: Our relationship has taken a whole new turn.
Bones: We did our job.
Booth: It's not often I get to help save someone before they die.
Bones: Hell, Bones, every time anda catch a murderer anda save his seterusnya victim.
Booth: This is different.
Bones: Yeah. Still glad anda don't have any kids?
Booth: Yeah. Why? anda were looking at that boy and his dad-- I just thought you'd change your mind.
Bones: No. Still glad anda do have a kid?
Booth: Gladder today than yesterday.
Bones: Doesn't make any sense.
Booth: Yeah, it's complicated.
1.12: The Superhero in the Alley
Booth: Oh no, anda don't have to solve the whole case just tell me if I'm looking at a murder maybe anda know, pull a quick ID?
Bones: (looks up at him and smiles) Don't use your charm smile on me.
Booth: What? (laughs) It's a mark of respect. That's all.
Booth: Do anda smell that?
Bones: Yes I do.
Booth: anda know what that is Bones?
Bones: Wax,popcorn, feet, deodorant.
Booth: That is America, Bones.
Bones: This is not a sport.
Booth: How do anda figure?
Bones: There's no physical benefit so it's really like golf. It's not a sport. It's an activity.
Booth: anda know could anda please; Bones, maybe just for once try not to piss everyone off around you?
1.13: The Woman in the Garden
Bones: Why did they call in the FBI to little Salvador?
Booth: Well anda know, the car’s got Virginia plates, across state lines, and then there’s a suspected gang member, and then there’s Rico to deal with. Look, Bones, do anda really want to know?
Bones: No, I was just using it as an excuse to make conversation and reestablish our connection.
Booth: What?
Bones: Well, I read a book about improving work relationships. It’s not fair to expect anda to tell me everything.
Booth: I appreciate the effort, Bones.
Booth: Great, now he's ignoring us in two languages.
Booth: Okay, Hodgins, suit up; you’re coming with us. We’re going to the Barrio.
Hodgins: Field work. Cool. Do I get a gun?
Bones: You… anda can’t arm Hodgins and not me.
Booth: What is it with anda people and the guns, huh?
Hodgins: Look at this. The government bankrupts itself giving tax breaks to the rich so there’s no money left to help these people with job training, educational resources, health care…
Booth: Just look for a garden with the plant.
Hodgins: Unless they land a job working for minimum wage that hasn’t seen a hike in eight years.
Bones: That’s for those who are here legally. The undocumented do a lot worse.
Booth: What is this, NPR radio, huh? What, are anda two running for office?
Bones: Why would a gang leader cooperate?
Booth: I’m going to ask him very, very nicely, Bones.
Bones: anda know that book I’m Membaca about getting along with your coworkers, it says that sarcasm is never helpful. I can lend it to anda if anda want.
Hodgins: Yeah, and here’s the kicker. There was also evidence of genetic material from a franklinia alatamaha on his shoe.
Booth: You’re kidding. I’m in shock, Frankie Alabama, anda don’t say.
Bones: Did anda hear what I berkata about sarcasm?
[Bones and Hodgins smile at each other and give each other a high five.]
Booth: (fake laughs) Okay, anda guys should do that even less than normal people.
Bones: I like puzzles. I find them relaxing. I just finished The Anatomy Lesson sejak Rembrandt.
Booth: You’re kidding, right?
Bones: What do anda find relaxing?
Booth: I restore vintage cars.
Hodgins: I know what I find relaxing.
Booth: Everybody finds what anda find relaxing, relaxing.
Booth: Let's pretend that I'm the cop for a second.
Bones: Are anda mad at me?
Booth: No, but anda know, I could have gotten something back there if anda hadn’t gotten all mushy on me.
Bones: I was uncomfortable with… anda always say I’m not a cop. You’re right, especially in a situation like that.
Booth: Well, it’s okay.
Booth: anda put a hit out on my partner?
Ortez: She's not FBI.(Booth punches him in the face. Then he grabs him sejak the throat and pulls out his gun. He puts the gun under his chin while he’s holding his neck.)
Booth: I never berkata anything about FBI. She’s my partner, see, and if anything happens to her, I will find anda and I will kill you. I won’t think twice. Come here, look at my eyes. (he cocks his gun and puts it in Ortez’s mouth) Look at my face, if anything happens to her, I will kill you. This is between anda and me. What nobody sees, nobody knows. You’ve got nothing to prove. anda understand? anda understand?(Ortez tries to say yeah.)
Booth: Yeah, I thought so. Now if anda don’t mind, I’ll leave first, 'cause I’ve got somewhere I have to be. (Booth uncocks his gun, turns and takes a few steps. Then he turns around again quickly, cocks his gun, and aims it at Ortez’s head. He stares at him for a few moments then walks away.)
Booth: Am I in trouble?
Angela: You’re late for a funeral, of course you’re in trouble.
Booth: (to Bones) Sorry. I apologize. I… everything okay here?
Bones: Where were you?
Booth: I had something to do.
Bones: lebih important than a funeral?
Booth: I thought so at the time.
1.14: The Man on the Fairway
Brennan: Not to mention, three bone fragments which were not on the plane.
Dr. Goodman: Is there any chance those bone fragments were on the plane?
Angela: What, anda mean as carry-on luggage?
Brennan: (to Booth) Got it, atau anda want me to explain it again?
Brennan: These fragments come from a person who was hacked.
Booth: Hacked to little bits?
Brennan: No medium sized bits, not sure how it turned into little bits yet.
Brennan: Dismemberment, little bits, it's a murder.
Booth: Well, FBI doesn’t have jurisdiction at a golf course.
Brennan: Well, who does?
Booth: I don’t know. Try the PGA.
Booth: anda know, you’ve done a couple of cases without me and anda miss me.
Brennan: Zack misses you, not me.
Booth: Zack and I don’t even talk.
Brennan: He seems to think it’s a male bonding ritual.
Booth: Maybe he’s right.
Brennan: No he’s not.
Booth: Could be.
Brennan: anda told him that so anda wouldn’t have to talk to him.
Booth: Well, it was nicer then shooting him.
Brennan: Goodman has ordered me to investigate the other extra body.
Booth: Well then anda better get on that. seterusnya time, anda know, anda miss me, pick up the phone, call me, we’ll do lunch atau something.
Brennan: I do not miss you!
Booth: Yeah anda miss me. C’mon.
Brennan: I do not miss you!
Booth: Say it. (A security guard walks in.)
Guard: Dr. Brennan, Agent Booth, anda have a visitor. (he leaves)
Booth: anda miss me.
Brennan: No I don’t. (she walks out.)
Booth: anda miss me. anda miss me.
Booth: Okay, how do anda know about the Chinese? (Kane ignores him and Booth snaps in his face and puts his hand in front of Bones' face) Do not look at Dr. Brennan, okay?
Kane: Do anda mind if I ask anda how many bone fragments anda found?
Bones: Yes, I do. I don’t discuss ongoing investigations.
Booth: (smug) She doesn’t discuss ongoing investigations.
Bones: Will anda help?
Booth: Well, anda know, I guess if you’re uh, really asking me, I guess I could, uh, anda know, fudge it with my boss to make it look like it was attached to the Chinese plane crash thing.
Booth: Subtle psychological indicators, Bones.
Bones: I looked those up on the internet: body language, sweat, tonal quality, shifty eyes.
Booth: Hey, anda know what? I don’t go poking around your Bones stuff, okay. Just leave the human stuff to me.
Brennan: I feel like kicking him.
Booth: That's normal after a pursuit. We try not to do that.
Booth: anda testing out my instincts, Bones?
Bones: Poking and prodding. I learned from the best. (pinches his cheek.)
Bones: I want to ask anda another favor.
Booth: Oh jeez, another favor.
Bones: I wonder if anda wouldn’t mind taking a look at this. (slides the file over to him.)
Booth: The file on your parents? Yeah, okay.
Bones: Do anda want to think about it? It’s a pretty big favor.
Booth: You’d do it for me.
Bones: Yeah, I would.
Booth: I’m proud anda asked, Temperance.
Bones: You’re back to ignoring Zack?
Booth: Alright look, I know anda don’t approve but, anda know, it works for us; it worked for him so…
Bones: Yeah, I get it, and it’s kind of sweet.
1.15: Two Bodies in the Lab
Booth: anda know, what ever happened to seeing someone across a crowded room, eyes meeting, that old black magic gets anda in its spell?
Bones: There's no such thing as magic.
Booth: Oh, there's magic.
Bones: Are anda here for a reason?
Bones: Ask them to save the excrement for Hodgins.
Bones: My reservation just got pushed sejak a few extra minutes.
Booth: Oh, a few extra minutes. Great.
Bones: What?
Booth: Nothing.
Bones: anda disapprove?
Booth: I berkata great.
Bones: With attitude.
Booth: Don't go overboard with psychology. It's not your thing.
Bones: Look, I am an adult, Booth. I see men. I go out with them on occasion. I sleep with them.
Booth: Hey, anda know what? That's cool, but anda don't even know who this guy is that you're meeting.
Bones: I have trekked through Tibet avoiding the Chinese army. I think I can handle meeting someone for dinner.
Booth: Fine, anda know what? anda have fun with Dick431 atau whatever his handle is.
Bones: Yeah, I will.
Booth: Good.
Bones: Thanks.
Booth: Fine.
Bones: Good.
Booth: Bones, what the hell are anda doing?
Bones: Working. Why does everyone find that so odd?
Booth: Why? Oh, I don't know. Why? Because maybe an jam lalu someone tried to kill you.
Booth: I don't think it's a good idea for anda to continue to work these cases.
Bones: This is what I do, Booth.
Booth: Look Bones, I know it's hard for anda to admit you're wrong about something, but I really don't care about your feelings right now, I'm lebih concerned with your life. So they're bringing your tarikh in for interrogation, grab your coat.
Bones: I'm working.
Booth: Bones! I'm not letting anda out of my sight until I find out who is trying to kill you.
Booth: Let's go.
Bones: What?
Booth: Kenton is putting together everything he's got on Cugeni's disappearance.
Bones: I'm probably lebih valuable here.
Booth: No, you're definitely lebih valuable alive. Alright? I'm not leaving anda alone. Come on.
(Bones holds up a large key ring)
Booth: Bones, how many keys do anda need?
Bones: Car, house, lab, morgue... I need a lot of keys.
Booth: I'll sleep on the couch.
Bones: anda think you're staying here with me?
Booth: Yeah. Nice place, sejak the way, Bones.
Booth: Kenton is on his way over. anda have to promise me that anda are going to stay with him.
Bones: I will.
Booth: Did they gather all the evidence from the explosion?
Bones: Yes.
Bones: You're sure?
Bones: Yes. Booth, I was there. They were very thorough and I was very annoying.
Booth: I'm fine. anda know, I- I don't even know if- if I have to stay here. anda know?
Bones: anda got blown up.
Booth: I've been worse.
(Booth saves Bones. She's still bound, and crying)
Booth: Oh, it's okay. I'm right here. It's all over. Okay. Shh. I'm right here, alright. It's all over. Shh, alright.
Bones: How did anda get out of the hospital?
Booth: Hodgins gave me a ride. Maybe... maybe anda could give me a ride back though, huh?
Booth: anda know, I let anda down, Bones. I'm sorry.
Bones: anda saved my life.
Booth: Yeah but anda know, I shouldn't... it shouldn't have gone down like that.
Bones: What a pair.
1.16: The Woman in the Tunnel
Booth: (to Bones) anda know Treasure of the Sierra Madre, but anda don't know Charlize Theron? anda know who anda are? You're my grandmother.
1.18: The Man with the Bone
Booth: Welcome to the dungeon.
Bones: Why does the FBI always stick their morgues in the most depressing basement they can find?
Booth: Don't be such a snob, Bones, okay? Not everyone gets to play in a multimillion dollar lab, anda know... with skylights.
Bones: It's because as a society we feel the need to hide death away. The people who deal with the death are viewed as freaks.
Booth: Guy was a Navy SEAL.
Bones: So? anda were a guide.
Booth: A Ranger. I was a Ranger, Bones. Okay? I was not a guide. Guides, they tunjuk anda waterfalls, they sell anda cookies. I was a Ranger.
Bones: Are Rangers afraid of SEALS?
Booth: What? Come on, Bones. Wh-? Rangers aren't afraid of anybody... SEALS are pretty good, though.
Dean: anda good enough to take that shot, before I cut this air hose, Ranger?
Booth: Pretty good.
Bones: What, just pretty good?
Booth: Please, I'm workin'!
1.19: The Man in the Morgue
Booth: Voodoo.. [laughs] Who's gonna believe that stuff?
Brennan: It's a religion, no crazier than, well, what are you?
Booth: Catholic.
Brennan: They believe in the same saints anda do. And prayer. What they call spells, anda call miracles. They have priests.
Booth: We don't make zombies.
Brennan: Jesus rose from the dead after three days.
Booth: Jesus is not a zombie! Alright? Man, I shouldn't even have to tell anda that.
Bones: Well, he's probably asleep. He's been working nights. Graham? Graham?
Booth: Cracker?
Bones: Voodoo healing is quite effective. No crazier than acupuncture atau exorcism.
Booth: Hey, hey, easy on the Catholics, okay? Just... easy.
Booth: We just stopped sejak to ask why.
Detective Harding: Why?
Bones: That's what we came here to ask.
Detective Harding: anda wanna look behind me and remind yourselves why I'm a little low on sense of humor.
Bones: Wha- That wasn't a joke...
Booth: Oh, no, she's not wisecracking. She just tends to be a bit literal.
Booth: Bones! Stop. This is the last time and place that anda want to be rational, okay? Let's just be wildly emotional and assume that anda didn't psychotically murder a coworker who invited anda over for dinner.
Brennan: Why are anda nice to me?
Booth: Because. Because they think they get away with it.
Brennan: What?
Booth: They burn their victim. They blow him up. They toss him in the ocean. They bury them in the desert. They throw ‘em to wood chippers. Sometimes, anda know, years go by, they relax. Then they start living their lives like they didn't do anything wrong. Like they didn't spend somebody else's life in order to get what they got. They think they're selamat, peti deposit keselamatan from retribution. anda make those bastards unsafe. That's why I'm nice to you.
Brennan: I couldn't do that without anda Booth.
Booth: Yeah. So, um, anda should be a little nicer to me, huh?
Brennan: I really should.
Brennan: Booth, objects have no intrinsic power. A person's future does not depend on some thing. Things are just things. They do not have magical meaning atau powers. [Booth shows her the missing earring he found] Where'd anda get that?
Booth: What does it matter? It's just a thing. Right?
Brennan: My mother's earring.
Booth: No, uh…magical power over your future. [Booth walks out]
Angela: Does that prove something?
Brennan: [looking at earring] Yeah. It proves something.
1.20: The Graft in the Girl
Bones: Doctor, anda performed Amy Cullen's graft, correct?
Doctor: Yes, but I just do the procedure, Ms. Brennan.
Booth: Doctor Brennan.
Doctor: MD?
Bones: PhD.
Doctor: Well, those who can't do, do research.
Booth: (stepping in) Okay...
Bones: Well, anda can spit into four states from where we are right now.
Booth: What?
Bones: Not literally.
Zack: When your number's up, I guess, right? I never understood that saying, "when your number's up." Numbers and equations are quantitative and predictable. Everyone knows when a number's up.
Booth: How do anda listen to this all day?
Bones: I find intelligence soothing.
Bones: In this case, I don't think so.
Booth: We don't think so. (they stare at each other)
Booth: (laughs) Ten grand? Geez, my Bones are worth lebih than that.
Bones: What makes anda so special?
Booth: (proudly) Three glasses of susu a day, I work out, and I eat right.
Bones: But, here's the kickster.
Booth: Kicker, Bones. Here's the kicker.
Bones: (upset) Oh...
1.21: The Soldier in the Grave
Bones: anda believe somehow he's still here, watching?
Booth: Yeah. anda don't. I get that.
Bones: I know anda think he's a good man. That's... that's enough for me.
Booth: anda could've just stayed back there and played with your bones.
Bones: I know. Just wanted to keep anda company, that's all.
Booth: Company?
Bones: Yeah. I'm trying to be lebih sociable. anda know?
Booth: Lousy liar.
Booth: It's just... it's another case.
Bones: You're not such a great liar yourself.
Bones: I'm your partner. Let me be your partner.
Bones: John Wayne syndrome.
Booth: Don't tell me you're gonna trash the Duke?
Bones: Wh- are anda kidding? I Cinta the Duke.
Booth: (impression) "I wouldn't have guessed that one, little lady."
Bones: Remember Stagecoach? (impression) "Listen, cowboy. Courage is being scared to death but saddling up anyway."
Booth: What was that? The Duke? That was horrible. That was like, Jerry Lewis.
Bones: Was not.
Bones: Now you're a mind reader.
Booth: Maybe. anda want me to guess your weight?
Bones: anda do and anda could lose a tooth.
Booth: I've done some things.
Bones: I know.
Booth: No, no, anda don't.
Bones: But it's okay.
Booth: anda know, we all die a little bit, Bones. With each shot, we all die a little bit.
1.22: The Woman in Limbo
Bones: (to Dr. Goodman) The last time I read from photocopies, the defense lawyer told the jury I was winging it.
Booth: (walks in) Ready? Chop, chop.
Bones: I can't find my original notes.
Booth: Photocopy in the file.
Bones: No. The last time the defense lawyer told the jury that I-
Booth: It was a play. It failed. Let's go.
Bones: What's up?
Zack: Buttercup. If anda sign off on these tissue markers, Angela can finish the facial reconstruction.
Bones: Why did anda say "buttercup"?
Zack: "What's up, buttercup" is an amusing, rhyming, linguistic meme. (points to skull) This is the latest Jane Doe from Limbo.
Booth: How 'bout this for an amusing, rhyming linguini. "See ya later, alligator."
(Booth shows up at Bones' door with Chinese)
Bones: It's after midnight...
Booth: Well, I was driving by, I saw the lights. I thought anda might like some Wong Foo's.
Bones: anda saw my lights from the road?
Booth: That is correct.
Bones: (to Angela) I miss that. Someone caring where I am all the time.
Booth: Bones! Bones! anda up there?
Bones: If anda keep bringing Chinese Makanan in the middle of the night, we're both gonna get fat.
Booth: There's a story here we don't know yet.
Bones: Like what?
Booth: Bones, "don't know" means it's a mystery.
Booth: If they don't cooperate, I'm gonna put his face in the paper.
Bones: Wouldn't anda get in trouble for that?
Booth: Well, we'll find out. (leaves)
Angela: anda know what? Sometimes, he is just... whew!
Bones: Three. .22 in the small of his back.
Booth: .22. I'm always right.
Bones: No, you're not.
Booth: Yes, I am. (notices Bones is aiming the .22) Bones, will anda put the gun down.
Bones: (breaking down) I work at the Jeffersonian Institution. I'm a Forensic Anthropologist. I specialize in identif... in identifying... in identifying people when nobody knows who they are. My father was a science teacher. My mother was a bookkeeper. (she starts crying) My brother... I have a brother. I'm Dr. Temperance Brennan.
Booth: I know who anda are. Hey. I know. (he pulls her in) It's okay. Shh. It's gonna be alright.
Booth: Maybe we'll get lucky and match the weapon he used on your mother.
Bones: It's unlikely.
Booth: In that case, we'll still ruin his day.
Bones: Why are anda letting me drive?
Booth: It's your reward.
Booth: Can I read your book?
Bones: After it comes out.
Booth: Not before?
Bones: No.
Booth: I let anda drive.
Booth: To us.
Russ: Whoever the hell we are.
Bones: To what we're becoming.
