JOYCE SUMMERS:
"And honey, try not to get kicked out."
JENNY CALENDAR:
"A cat last week gave birth to a litter of snakes. A family was swimming in Whisper Lake when the lake suddenly began to boil. And Mercy Hospital last night, a boy was born with his eyes facing inward. I'm not stupid. This is apocalypse stuff. Throw in last night's earthquake, and I'd say we've gota problem. I'd say the end is pretty seriously nigh"
"The part that gets me, though, is where Buffy is the Vampire Slayer. She's so little."
DARLA:
"So many body parts, so few bullets. Let's begin with the kneecaps. No fun dancing without them."
"That's good. You're hurting me. That's good too"
"Let's begin with the knee caps. No fun dancing without them!"
"Come on, Buffy. Take it like a man."
THE MASTER:
"Tonight, I shall walk the Earth, and the stars themselves will hide!"
"I am weary, and their deaths will bring me little joy. Of course, sometimes a little is enough"
"Yes, yes! Shake, earth! This is a sign. We are in the final days. My time is come! Glory, glory! What do anda think? 5.1?"
"Oh, good. The feeble banter portion of the fight"
"You are not the hunter, anda are the lamb"
"Oh, sejak the way, I like your dress."
"You were destined to die. It was written!"
AMY:
"I'm just happy to have my body back. I'm thinking of getting fat."
PRINCIPAL SNYDER:
"My predecessor, Mr. Flutie, may have gone in for that touchy- feely relating nonsense, but he was eaten. You're in my world now. And Sunnydale has touched and felt for the last time"
"That's the kind of wooly: headed liberal thinking that leads to being eaten"
"And honey, try not to get kicked out."
JENNY CALENDAR:
"A cat last week gave birth to a litter of snakes. A family was swimming in Whisper Lake when the lake suddenly began to boil. And Mercy Hospital last night, a boy was born with his eyes facing inward. I'm not stupid. This is apocalypse stuff. Throw in last night's earthquake, and I'd say we've gota problem. I'd say the end is pretty seriously nigh"
"The part that gets me, though, is where Buffy is the Vampire Slayer. She's so little."
DARLA:
"So many body parts, so few bullets. Let's begin with the kneecaps. No fun dancing without them."
"That's good. You're hurting me. That's good too"
"Let's begin with the knee caps. No fun dancing without them!"
"Come on, Buffy. Take it like a man."
THE MASTER:
"Tonight, I shall walk the Earth, and the stars themselves will hide!"
"I am weary, and their deaths will bring me little joy. Of course, sometimes a little is enough"
"Yes, yes! Shake, earth! This is a sign. We are in the final days. My time is come! Glory, glory! What do anda think? 5.1?"
"Oh, good. The feeble banter portion of the fight"
"You are not the hunter, anda are the lamb"
"Oh, sejak the way, I like your dress."
"You were destined to die. It was written!"
AMY:
"I'm just happy to have my body back. I'm thinking of getting fat."
PRINCIPAL SNYDER:
"My predecessor, Mr. Flutie, may have gone in for that touchy- feely relating nonsense, but he was eaten. You're in my world now. And Sunnydale has touched and felt for the last time"
"That's the kind of wooly: headed liberal thinking that leads to being eaten"
"One day, the campus is completely bare, empty. The next, there are children everywhere...like locusts. Crawling around, mindlessly bent on feeding and mating. Destroying everything in sight in their relentless, pointless desire to exist"
"That Summers girl--I smell trouble. I smell expulsion, and just the faintest aroma of jail."
"A lot of educators tell students, 'Think of your principal as your pal.' I say, think of me as your judge, jury, and executioner"
"It's worth nothing, Harris. Whatever comes out of your mouth is a meaningless waste of breath, an airborne toxic event."
"What would Sunnydale High do without anda around to incite mayhem, chaos, and disorder?"
"This isn't an orgy, people. It's a classroom"
"These are moments anda want to savor. anda wish time would stop so that anda could live them over and over again. You're expelled"
"That Summers girl--I smell trouble. I smell expulsion, and just the faintest aroma of jail."
"A lot of educators tell students, 'Think of your principal as your pal.' I say, think of me as your judge, jury, and executioner"
"It's worth nothing, Harris. Whatever comes out of your mouth is a meaningless waste of breath, an airborne toxic event."
"What would Sunnydale High do without anda around to incite mayhem, chaos, and disorder?"
"This isn't an orgy, people. It's a classroom"
"These are moments anda want to savor. anda wish time would stop so that anda could live them over and over again. You're expelled"
The only thing's in this picture I'm happy to see the back of are Riley and Dawn!
Joyce Summers (Kristine Sutherland)
