You know you're a Craig Ferguson peminat when...


☠ anda know what RSA stands for.

☠ You're in the RSA.

☠ anda joined Twitter so that anda can follow Craig and be an RSA skeleton.

☠ anda have flooded Craig's Twitter& e-mel with your questions, hoping one will get picked.

☠ anda spent ages coming up with soalan to ask Craig, then realise that they're too lame to be picked out but send them to him anyway.

☠ anda have experienced fergasm before.

☠ anda were on awan 9 (or higher) when you're email/tweet got read on the tunjuk for the first time.

☠ anda have kissed (or done something else to...)...