50 Things to do in an elevator

1.Make race car noises when anyone gets on atau off.

2.Blow your nose and offer to tunjuk the contents of your kleenex to other passengers.

3.Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: Shut up, dammit, all of anda just shut UP!

4.Whistle the first seven notes of It's a Small World incessantly.

5.Sell Girl Scout cookies.

6.On a long ride, sway side to side at the natural frequency of the elevator.

7.Shave.

8.Crack open your beg bimbit atau purse, and while peering inside ask: Got enough air in there?

9.Offer name Tag to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear...