Critical Analysis of Twilight Club
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OK, I know anda guys are thinking: "What?! How dare you! Bella and Edward's Cinta is the best and most romantic Cinta of all times!111Elevntyone!!!1" And then, you're going to say I'm just some guy who hasn't read the books. I'm not. I'm a teenage girl, and I have read all the books. Even Bree Tanner and that bit of Midnight Sun on Meyer's website.

I'll just discuss the reasons why it's not true love.

Physical Attraction
...And lebih of it.
Picture this. Our great female lead is in an average high-school cafetaria, surrounded sejak average, high school kids. It's noisy and loud, and she wishes she was...
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posted by XxGigglesxX
1. Twilight is the product of an immature writer. It reads like something out of my notebook from freshman year.
2. The only difference between Twilight and fanfiction.net is marginally better grammar.
3. And even that isn’t so great sometimes. English major fail.
4. I’ve read fanfiction that is lightyears better than Twitripe.
5. The prose is purple amethyst! Deep, luscious, dazzling amethyst that scintillates and glitters incandescently in the sun!
6. Not to mention, it’s also insanely repetitive.
7. THESAURUS ABUSE! Fancy words are not necessarily better words.
8. The storyline is trite and...
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posted by OCFan123
Okay, so I just wrote an artikel called "Bella Swan: A Rant", and it seems a lot people liked it, which mad me glad! But I've deicided to write an artikel about Jacob Black, one of the most loved, yet hated characters in the twilight saga
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Now, what I don't get is why so many people (Especially Edward lovers) hate the guy so much. Okay, yes, he can be selfish, but he was so kind and sweet in New Moon to Bella. He helped her when no one else could, and started to make her smile and laugh again. I really loved him in New Moon(more than Edward, that's for sure.) And to say I was ticked off when...
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actually she just specified on Nuttymadam's "genius" claim
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Mike Nelson, Kevin Murphy and Bill Corbett riffing the film New Moon.
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Hahahahahaha... Team Flea @1:40 LOL. xD
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Watch that part at 1:50-3:10. Taylor did mentioned it before in another interview a few months back. The 40+ tahun old woman asked him to sign her Team Taylor panties during some autograph session... O_O I thought it was creepy...
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I recently got into the tunjuk Supernatural (everyone should), and I happened upon this hilarious video. It shows how Dean Winchester (My new kegemaran character of all time) is better than Twilight.
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Someone doesn't like what Edward Cullen and his Twilight pals are doing to Vampire Mythology. Another funny parody. :)
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posted by MadamOcta13
Lately, I've heard and seen jokes and komen-komen about Edward being "pathetic" atau "gay" because he was a 100 tahun old virgin. I've written this artikel to state that I see no problem in him being a virgin. I feel that virginity is not something to poke fun at. It simply means that someone wants to save themselves for that special someone whom they are going to spend the rest of their life with. I myself am a virgin and plan to stay that way until I get married.

However, I am somewhat confused. If Edward has lived for 100 years and has yet to give himself to anyone, then why does he decide to have...
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Disclaimer: The tajuk of the artikel may seem to be a bit strange, as most of my artikel-artikel that I have telah diposkan on here are usually issues I have with the Twilight Saga, but I decided that myself as an anti, wanted to write about things I actually do like about the series. Guarantee, I actually do think Stephanie Meyer did create some characters in this series, and I just wanted to senarai my bahagian, atas 8. This will be in no particular order.
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Jasper Hale

If hypothetically, I were to meet the Cullen, I would think that Jasper would be the only one I probably be remotely afraid of in any sort of way. Or...
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A video on how I was convinced of Twilight's problematic nature.
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I would like to note that anne beras wrote the entire series before Meyer in case any idea's that anne mencuri it from stephanie __________________________________________________



1. The character louis thinks he deserves to be in hell....hmmmm sound familar to another vampire?Edward perhaps

2.Animal Blood can be drank sejak Vampires but they prefer human blood in Interview with a Vampire AND Twilight soon followed this way

3. The Vampires skin dazzles humans apparently....Which is a lot like the sparkling skin that the cullens posess

4. There are immortal children in both of the books. The unnamed children...
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posted by renrae
We have a discussion on the forum here about noteworthy things in twilight. I picked Angela, and now I realize that Jessica is noteworthy, too.


We'll start with Jessica!Hate. Besides Lauren, Jessica is probably the most hated human friend that Bella has. Reasons Twilighters give for this are 'Jessica is a brat', 'she ignores her in book two', 'she's too hyper', and 'i just don't like her'. Some of those are just ridiculous. 'Jessica is a brat'. How? How is Jessica a brat? Answer: She isn't. 'she ignores bella in book two' I'll elaborate on this one later, because it's pretty big. 'shes...
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For people who were expecting this artikel to be earlier, really sorry about that! But I've been getting ready for school(WAH!), so...you get the point.
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So, this article(as anda can obviously see from the title) is about Stephanie Meyer. Oh yes, I'm pretty sure you've heard of her. The penulis of the Twilight Saga and the Host, she's pretty much one of the most popular writers at this point. Why?
I really don't know.
The senarai of reasons

1)Her writing
Okay, even back when I was a mega peminat of twilight(bows head in shame), I never liked the writing. Its just..not good. Hard to explain really. Now reading...
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