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I found these fascinating, thought anda guys might too, :)
And yeah, it's not ALL Death Eaters, but they're all Slytherins, :P

Bellatrix - “Bella” is a construct of the word “bellum” meaning “war” and “trix” refers to “a woman in power.” Bellatrix is therefore known as the “Female Warrior” and is also the pale yellow bintang indicating the left shoulder of the constellation Orion, the Great Hunter.

Blaise - Blaise was the teacher of Merlin. From the Roman name Blasius, which means “lisping.” From the Latin “blaesus.” A famous bearer...

I suspect I'm not the only one, am I? XD...... Anyways, anda know you're obsessed with Bellatrix when....
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1. anda throw away all of your hairbrushes.

2. anda wear at least some black every day.

3. anda rip your clothes on purpose.

4. anda call people anda don't like "filthy mudbloods".

5. anda yell "CRUCIO!" at people when anda get mad.

6. anda carry knives on your person

7. Your desktop background and screensaver are of Bellatrix.

8. Whenever you're typing a word that starts with a "B" atau an "L", anda accidentally type out a Bellatrix atau a Lestrange instead.

9. anda think her birthday should...

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1. Make him take a shower.

2. Make him use shampoo in aforementioned shower.

3. Make him use clarifying shampoo.

4. Apparate seterusnya to him, hand him a tube of super-strong facial cleanser, then quickly Disapparate before he realizes what happened.

5. Enchant this cleanser to follow him around until he uses it.

6. ...enchant the cleanser to follow him around anyway.

7. Tell him anda mencuri his teddy bear.

8. Tell him anda won't give it back until he agrees to wash his hair.

9. When he washes his hair, tell him anda were just kidding and berkata teddy menanggung, bear has already been destroyed.

10. Sneak...

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I didn't write this, I just thought it was really funny.


1. "What did I ever do to y..oh, nevermind."

2. "Oh, ha ha, anda got me!! Am I on Punk'd? Where's the camera guy, huh? Where!?"

3. "Wow, you're even dumber than anda look, and that's saying something. What kind of idiot tells their victim what they're about to do?! I'm ready for anda now!!" *Prepare yourself sejak getting into various Matrix positions, beckon him with one finger*

4. "And she's all 'F.Y.I., he's so into me and not you.' and I'm all 'Yeah, right, whatever.' Oh, I'm sorry! Did anda say something?"

5. "Why do you...