I suspect I'm not the only one, am I? XD...... Anyways, anda know you're obsessed with Bellatrix when....
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1. anda throw away all of your hairbrushes.

2. anda wear at least some black every day.

3. anda rip your clothes on purpose.

4. anda call people anda don't like "filthy mudbloods".

5. anda yell "CRUCIO!" at people when anda get mad.

6. anda carry knives on your person

7. Your desktop background and screensaver are of Bellatrix.

8. Whenever you're typing a word that starts with a "B" atau an "L", anda accidentally type out a Bellatrix atau a Lestrange instead.

9. anda think her birthday should...

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1. Make him take a shower.

2. Make him use shampoo in aforementioned shower.

3. Make him use clarifying shampoo.

4. Apparate seterusnya to him, hand him a tube of super-strong facial cleanser, then quickly Disapparate before he realizes what happened.

5. Enchant this cleanser to follow him around until he uses it.

6. ...enchant the cleanser to follow him around anyway.

7. Tell him anda mencuri his teddy bear.

8. Tell him anda won't give it back until he agrees to wash his hair.

9. When he washes his hair, tell him anda were just kidding and berkata teddy menanggung, bear has already been destroyed.

10. Sneak...

A handy-dandy Wikihow artikel on how to make a horcrux, for all anda aspiring Dark witches and wizards out there!
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1. Become an extremely powerful witch atau wizard. This will take years of study and sacrifice which lie beyond the scope of a WikiHow article. As a general guide anda should not attempt to create a horcrux until anda can cast non-verbal killing curses.

2. Locate an object of extreme significance to you. An emotional attachment to the object will aid the process and make it easier on your body and soul.

3. Bathe in the Water of Sorrows and eat 1 cup of paste made from...