Note to all readers:...I was super bored when I wrote this. that and, I want anda guys to know lebih about Markdark and Darklord. This is a set of interviews I made with the characters. Some are funny, some are stupid, and all the others are both!!
Also we'll soon be having interviews between Derek and Dylan titled : "Future dork kings of the world"
SO! with that said! HERE WE GOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
And, here to interview the characters for me! IS......DEXTER!...........(crickets chirp).......BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!(lol)
Dexter: HELLLLLLOOOOOOOOO PEOPLE!(crickets chirp).......I deeply hate anda all......very deeply...... BUT ENOUGH ABOUT THAT! we have some interviewing to do! first up is!!!......MARKDARK!!!!!!!!!!(crickets chirp).......OH COME ON THAT WAS'NT EVEN ME!!!
Markdark: thats actually normal Dexter....just continue with the interview......
Dexter:O-O.....oh...ok then....well, this week we're talking about anda and Darklords personality! so! first question! " how would anda describe your personality"
Markdark: hmmmmmmmm........ well I guess anda could say I'm a shy kid...My fathor nevor treated me right.....I'm pretty much Dylon but UN-popular to say the least..... I can do anything!BUT....nobody cares! and I HAVE STOOPID ACCENT!
Dexter:..O-o......ummmmm ok..(ISSUES!!!) saat question! "Do anda think your personality is part of the reason anda have no friends?"
Markdark:.....ARE anda SAYING I HAVE NO FREENDS!?
Dexter:.......yes actually.
Markdark:.......my therapist asked me that exact question...... :[
Dexter:......I am begining to worry I should'nt have took this job......O-O
Markdark: My therapist berkata that too!
Dexter: heres a good question......WHY DID I NEVER SEND DYLAN TO THERAPY!?!?
(dylan swings through the stage dressed as spiderman)
Dylan: BECAUSE YOUR A TERRIBLE FATHER!!!!!!(disappears behind the curtain again)
Dexter:OH SHUT UP SPIDEY!
Markdark:.... was'nt this supposed to be MY INTERVIEW!? not anda yelling at your son who is dressed as-
Dexter: THATS IT! WE'RE TAKING THIS TO THE PEOPLES COURT!!!!
(entire stage changes, Markdark is in the crowd of one(a pet rock to be specific, Probably Dexter's lol!) There is a judges table, In which Dexi is sitting at)
Mandark:ALL RISE FOR THE HONORABLE- and very cute!- JUDGE DEXI!
Dexi: AWWWWW thank anda mandark!....(whispers to douglas who is the other guard) GET HIM OUT OF HERE!
Douglas:(whispers back) I'M ON IT! ( runs and grabs Mandark and pulls him out of the courtroom)
Mandark: HEY! WHAT DO THINK anda DO-OW!(get hit over the head with a frying pan,passes out and is dragged out of the courtroom again)
Dexter: your honor I would like to-
Dexi: ORDER IN THE COURT!
Dexter:O-O.....yes maam.....of course maam.
Dylan:(still dressed as labah-labah man) umm, can we hurry this up i have a spiderman themed costume party to go to with Jeniveve...
Dexter: oh so your finally dating her!
Dylan: NO! WE ARE JUST GOING AS FRIENDS! anda ALWAYS THINK ITS A STOOPID DATE!!!
Dexter: THATS BECAUSE AFTER EACH TIME anda TWO GO TO A PARTY AS "JUST FRIENDS" YOU END UP MAKING OUT ON THE FRONT PORCH!
Dexi: ORDER IN THE COURT!
Dexter: NEVA!(runs out of the courtroom)
Dylan:(looks blankly, then just bursts out crying)WHY CAN'T HE JUST EVER LISTEN!?!?
Dexi:...something tells me anda need therapy....STAGE CHANGE!
Markdark: hei BUT ABOUT MY-!!(Stage changes into a talk tunjuk host setting again)
(clapping comes out of nowhere, and once again Mark is sitting seterusnya to the pet rock)
Markdark: OK!? WHY THE HECK IS THE A ROCK IN THE AUDIENCE!?!?
Dexter:I dunno!
Markdark:O-o did'nt anda run off to whotheheckknows where?
Dexter:NEVA!!!!(runs away)
Markdark: ARRRRRGGGGGGHHHHH!
5 and half hours later...
Dexi: And that concludes this weeks episode of Dr.DEXI! HAVE A GREAT hari EVERYBODY!!!!!!!
Markdark: HEY! BUT WHAT ABOUT MY INTER-
Darklord: YA! AND I NEVER GOT INTERVIEW-
End of interview one!
(and yes, they can ALLLLL end this stupid sometimes!But do remeber, ITS DEXTERS FAULT!!)
Also we'll soon be having interviews between Derek and Dylan titled : "Future dork kings of the world"
SO! with that said! HERE WE GOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
And, here to interview the characters for me! IS......DEXTER!...........(crickets chirp).......BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!(lol)
Dexter: HELLLLLLOOOOOOOOO PEOPLE!(crickets chirp).......I deeply hate anda all......very deeply...... BUT ENOUGH ABOUT THAT! we have some interviewing to do! first up is!!!......MARKDARK!!!!!!!!!!(crickets chirp).......OH COME ON THAT WAS'NT EVEN ME!!!
Markdark: thats actually normal Dexter....just continue with the interview......
Dexter:O-O.....oh...ok then....well, this week we're talking about anda and Darklords personality! so! first question! " how would anda describe your personality"
Markdark: hmmmmmmmm........ well I guess anda could say I'm a shy kid...My fathor nevor treated me right.....I'm pretty much Dylon but UN-popular to say the least..... I can do anything!BUT....nobody cares! and I HAVE STOOPID ACCENT!
Dexter:..O-o......ummmmm ok..(ISSUES!!!) saat question! "Do anda think your personality is part of the reason anda have no friends?"
Markdark:.....ARE anda SAYING I HAVE NO FREENDS!?
Dexter:.......yes actually.
Markdark:.......my therapist asked me that exact question...... :[
Dexter:......I am begining to worry I should'nt have took this job......O-O
Markdark: My therapist berkata that too!
Dexter: heres a good question......WHY DID I NEVER SEND DYLAN TO THERAPY!?!?
(dylan swings through the stage dressed as spiderman)
Dylan: BECAUSE YOUR A TERRIBLE FATHER!!!!!!(disappears behind the curtain again)
Dexter:OH SHUT UP SPIDEY!
Markdark:.... was'nt this supposed to be MY INTERVIEW!? not anda yelling at your son who is dressed as-
Dexter: THATS IT! WE'RE TAKING THIS TO THE PEOPLES COURT!!!!
(entire stage changes, Markdark is in the crowd of one(a pet rock to be specific, Probably Dexter's lol!) There is a judges table, In which Dexi is sitting at)
Mandark:ALL RISE FOR THE HONORABLE- and very cute!- JUDGE DEXI!
Dexi: AWWWWW thank anda mandark!....(whispers to douglas who is the other guard) GET HIM OUT OF HERE!
Douglas:(whispers back) I'M ON IT! ( runs and grabs Mandark and pulls him out of the courtroom)
Mandark: HEY! WHAT DO THINK anda DO-OW!(get hit over the head with a frying pan,passes out and is dragged out of the courtroom again)
Dexter: your honor I would like to-
Dexi: ORDER IN THE COURT!
Dexter:O-O.....yes maam.....of course maam.
Dylan:(still dressed as labah-labah man) umm, can we hurry this up i have a spiderman themed costume party to go to with Jeniveve...
Dexter: oh so your finally dating her!
Dylan: NO! WE ARE JUST GOING AS FRIENDS! anda ALWAYS THINK ITS A STOOPID DATE!!!
Dexter: THATS BECAUSE AFTER EACH TIME anda TWO GO TO A PARTY AS "JUST FRIENDS" YOU END UP MAKING OUT ON THE FRONT PORCH!
Dexi: ORDER IN THE COURT!
Dexter: NEVA!(runs out of the courtroom)
Dylan:(looks blankly, then just bursts out crying)WHY CAN'T HE JUST EVER LISTEN!?!?
Dexi:...something tells me anda need therapy....STAGE CHANGE!
Markdark: hei BUT ABOUT MY-!!(Stage changes into a talk tunjuk host setting again)
(clapping comes out of nowhere, and once again Mark is sitting seterusnya to the pet rock)
Markdark: OK!? WHY THE HECK IS THE A ROCK IN THE AUDIENCE!?!?
Dexter:I dunno!
Markdark:O-o did'nt anda run off to whotheheckknows where?
Dexter:NEVA!!!!(runs away)
Markdark: ARRRRRGGGGGGHHHHH!
5 and half hours later...
Dexi: And that concludes this weeks episode of Dr.DEXI! HAVE A GREAT hari EVERYBODY!!!!!!!
Markdark: HEY! BUT WHAT ABOUT MY INTER-
Darklord: YA! AND I NEVER GOT INTERVIEW-
End of interview one!
(and yes, they can ALLLLL end this stupid sometimes!But do remeber, ITS DEXTERS FAULT!!)
