Charlie & Frankie: Return to the Asylum
MAIN characters:
Charlie
Frankie
Nicole Crenshaw
Granny Smith
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[Frankie sees Granny Smith murder Nicole Crenshaw]
F: *Oh my God!* hei you! [Points]
GS: [Bangs Frankie over the head with a shovel]
[Time Cut]
[Frankie is in a hospital bed]
F: Ow! Where… What happened?
C: I don’t know, anda tell me. anda were found in an ally, and the Doctor says anda got hit over the head with something.
F: I don’t remember that…. I don’t remember anything!
[Time cut]
Psychiatrist: Frankie. Tell me, have anda ever had any… strange thoughts? Like, suicide?
F: Suicide? No.
Psychiatrist: Any other strange thoughts?
F: Well, I did plan on blowing up the world. I thought that was normal, but Charlie acted like that was strange.
Psychiatrist: Blowing up the world...
F: Yup. Me and Charlie were gonna live on mars, but then we figured that there would be too many aliens, so I decided that we could blow up mars.
Psychiatrist: … Ok, let’s talk about your amnesia. You’ve been diagnosed with amnesia. How does this make anda feel?
F: Um, well I don’t really know. I can’t remember much of anything. I do remember somebody killing somebody else in that ally.
Psychiatrist: Really… What – tell me about that.
F: Well I remember being in the ally, and I heard someone scream, so I looked and there was somebody standing over a girl with a pisau in their hand. That’s the last thing I remember.
[Time cut]
C: Ok Frank. anda remember… The Place… don’t you?
F: Yeah.
C: Well they’re gonna keep anda here for a while again, ‘kay?
F: Why?
C: Why?! Let me think… Maybe because anda told your physiatrist about your “blowing up the moon” plan!
F: But I did see someone kill a girl, Charlie!
C: …Whatever. [Walks off]
GS: [walks up] Hello. Welcome to the Welford Asylum! anda must be Frankfurt Mustard.
F: Frankfurt? No. Frankie.
GS: Frankfurt, it says here anda are to be put in the Quiet Room.
F: *gasp* Oh no! Not the Quiet Room!
[Time cut]
[Frankie is in the “Quiet Room” in a straight jacket]
F: Help! Help!
GS: [comes in] Calm down, Frankfurt! Now, tell me again what happened in the ally.
F: I told you! I was in the ally, and I heard someone scream, so I looked and there was somebody standing over a girl with a pisau in their hand… Oh wait! [Closes eyes as if thinking] The person with the pisau was short. Kinda like you.
GS: Insane child! [Walks out]
[Time cut]
C: anda called Sherriff?
Sherriff: We found a body in a trashcan in the ally your friend was in. We think maybe he did see a murder, but he’s insane! Tried to blow up the world! No one can trust him as a witness.
C: Body?!
Sherriff: Yes. She was identified as, a, Nicole Crenshaw.
[Time cut]
C: Frankie? I’ve come to see anda but there’s a cop out side so I gotta hurry.
F: Oh, Charlie. I’ve been thinking. Why did anda lie to me?
C: Huh?
F: I remembered that that night anda berkata anda were at Deliah’s house, but yesterday when anda visited anda berkata anda were at utama that night.
C: Um…
F: And also, didn’t anda say that Nicole Crenshaw was your old girlfriend that dumped anda for John Wayne?
Sheriff: All right, Charlinus Stottlemeyer, you’re under arrest for suspected murder!
C: What?!
Sheriff: anda have the right to remain silent. If anda choose to speak anything anda say can, and will be use against anda in a court of law.
F: Wait no! I didn’t mean…
[Time cut]
[In jail]
F: Charlie! They let me out buddy! Listen, I think I’m remembering who killed that girl! It was an old woman! And I think it’s that mean ol’ Granny Smith!
C: anda freakin’ idiot! anda got me in here, and then anda wanna run around playing detective?! Get outta here! Don’t ever come back!
F: But Charlie! I know she did it! I just gotta prove it…
C: Get out!
[Time cut]
F: [talking to secretary at the asylum] So, anda say Granny Smith has a record here at the asylum!
Secretary: Yup. She was in the nutty-bin for 15 years. She tried to kill her husband.
F: What about Nicole Crenshaw?
Secretary: Nicole Crenshaw… [Looks through files] Here. Yup, she was here too, for 5 years. Attempted suicide. She was Granny Smith’s room-mate.
F: I WAS RIGHT!!!
[Time cut]
C: Thanks for getting me outta there Frank. Sorry I was a jerk before.
F: That’s ok.
Sherriff: Frankfurt Mustard and Charlinus Stottlemeyer! You’re both under arrest for… Lying to the police! anda have the right to remain silent. If anda choose to speak anything anda say can, and will be use against anda in a court of law!
[Hand cuffs Charlie and Frankie]
F: What?! I didn’t! The files are at the asylum!
Sherriff: No they’re not. Nicole Crenshaw has a record, but not Granny Smith!
[Time cut]
[Charlie and Frankie in the Quiet Room]
C: Help!
F: Help!
C: Help!
[Both take turns yelling “help” for a while]
C: This is getting us nowhere. We need a new plan.
[Both continue to take turns yelling “help”]
GS: [comes in] Hello kiddies. I brought anda some cookies.
F: You! anda destroyed the records didn’t you?
GS: Maybe.
F: anda murdered her!
GS: Yes I know dear. But that’ll be our little secret. [Gets out of view of the camera]
[Freaky Fred Muzik plays for a while]
GS: [walks past with a CD player] Excuse me.
C & F: What?!
THE END
By me, and my cousin link
MAIN characters:
Charlie
Frankie
Nicole Crenshaw
Granny Smith
__________________________________________________
[Frankie sees Granny Smith murder Nicole Crenshaw]
F: *Oh my God!* hei you! [Points]
GS: [Bangs Frankie over the head with a shovel]
[Time Cut]
[Frankie is in a hospital bed]
F: Ow! Where… What happened?
C: I don’t know, anda tell me. anda were found in an ally, and the Doctor says anda got hit over the head with something.
F: I don’t remember that…. I don’t remember anything!
[Time cut]
Psychiatrist: Frankie. Tell me, have anda ever had any… strange thoughts? Like, suicide?
F: Suicide? No.
Psychiatrist: Any other strange thoughts?
F: Well, I did plan on blowing up the world. I thought that was normal, but Charlie acted like that was strange.
Psychiatrist: Blowing up the world...
F: Yup. Me and Charlie were gonna live on mars, but then we figured that there would be too many aliens, so I decided that we could blow up mars.
Psychiatrist: … Ok, let’s talk about your amnesia. You’ve been diagnosed with amnesia. How does this make anda feel?
F: Um, well I don’t really know. I can’t remember much of anything. I do remember somebody killing somebody else in that ally.
Psychiatrist: Really… What – tell me about that.
F: Well I remember being in the ally, and I heard someone scream, so I looked and there was somebody standing over a girl with a pisau in their hand. That’s the last thing I remember.
[Time cut]
C: Ok Frank. anda remember… The Place… don’t you?
F: Yeah.
C: Well they’re gonna keep anda here for a while again, ‘kay?
F: Why?
C: Why?! Let me think… Maybe because anda told your physiatrist about your “blowing up the moon” plan!
F: But I did see someone kill a girl, Charlie!
C: …Whatever. [Walks off]
GS: [walks up] Hello. Welcome to the Welford Asylum! anda must be Frankfurt Mustard.
F: Frankfurt? No. Frankie.
GS: Frankfurt, it says here anda are to be put in the Quiet Room.
F: *gasp* Oh no! Not the Quiet Room!
[Time cut]
[Frankie is in the “Quiet Room” in a straight jacket]
F: Help! Help!
GS: [comes in] Calm down, Frankfurt! Now, tell me again what happened in the ally.
F: I told you! I was in the ally, and I heard someone scream, so I looked and there was somebody standing over a girl with a pisau in their hand… Oh wait! [Closes eyes as if thinking] The person with the pisau was short. Kinda like you.
GS: Insane child! [Walks out]
[Time cut]
C: anda called Sherriff?
Sherriff: We found a body in a trashcan in the ally your friend was in. We think maybe he did see a murder, but he’s insane! Tried to blow up the world! No one can trust him as a witness.
C: Body?!
Sherriff: Yes. She was identified as, a, Nicole Crenshaw.
[Time cut]
C: Frankie? I’ve come to see anda but there’s a cop out side so I gotta hurry.
F: Oh, Charlie. I’ve been thinking. Why did anda lie to me?
C: Huh?
F: I remembered that that night anda berkata anda were at Deliah’s house, but yesterday when anda visited anda berkata anda were at utama that night.
C: Um…
F: And also, didn’t anda say that Nicole Crenshaw was your old girlfriend that dumped anda for John Wayne?
Sheriff: All right, Charlinus Stottlemeyer, you’re under arrest for suspected murder!
C: What?!
Sheriff: anda have the right to remain silent. If anda choose to speak anything anda say can, and will be use against anda in a court of law.
F: Wait no! I didn’t mean…
[Time cut]
[In jail]
F: Charlie! They let me out buddy! Listen, I think I’m remembering who killed that girl! It was an old woman! And I think it’s that mean ol’ Granny Smith!
C: anda freakin’ idiot! anda got me in here, and then anda wanna run around playing detective?! Get outta here! Don’t ever come back!
F: But Charlie! I know she did it! I just gotta prove it…
C: Get out!
[Time cut]
F: [talking to secretary at the asylum] So, anda say Granny Smith has a record here at the asylum!
Secretary: Yup. She was in the nutty-bin for 15 years. She tried to kill her husband.
F: What about Nicole Crenshaw?
Secretary: Nicole Crenshaw… [Looks through files] Here. Yup, she was here too, for 5 years. Attempted suicide. She was Granny Smith’s room-mate.
F: I WAS RIGHT!!!
[Time cut]
C: Thanks for getting me outta there Frank. Sorry I was a jerk before.
F: That’s ok.
Sherriff: Frankfurt Mustard and Charlinus Stottlemeyer! You’re both under arrest for… Lying to the police! anda have the right to remain silent. If anda choose to speak anything anda say can, and will be use against anda in a court of law!
[Hand cuffs Charlie and Frankie]
F: What?! I didn’t! The files are at the asylum!
Sherriff: No they’re not. Nicole Crenshaw has a record, but not Granny Smith!
[Time cut]
[Charlie and Frankie in the Quiet Room]
C: Help!
F: Help!
C: Help!
[Both take turns yelling “help” for a while]
C: This is getting us nowhere. We need a new plan.
[Both continue to take turns yelling “help”]
GS: [comes in] Hello kiddies. I brought anda some cookies.
F: You! anda destroyed the records didn’t you?
GS: Maybe.
F: anda murdered her!
GS: Yes I know dear. But that’ll be our little secret. [Gets out of view of the camera]
[Freaky Fred Muzik plays for a while]
GS: [walks past with a CD player] Excuse me.
C & F: What?!
THE END
By me, and my cousin link