Giselle: [singing] How does she know...
Robert: [laughs] No, don't.
Giselle: anda Cinta her? / How does she know...
Robert: People look-looking.
Giselle: She's yours?
Robert: [interrupting] Don't sing. It's OK, anda know. Let's just walk. Can we walk?
Giselle: [speaks] Well, does she?
Robert: Yeah.

Prince Edward: [threatening Robert with his sword] Have anda any last words before I dispatch you?
Robert: anda have got to be kidding me!
Prince Edward: Strange words!

Giselle: Is that the only word anda know? "No?"
Robert: No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. I mean, No!
Giselle: "No! No! No!" Over and over! When anda keep saying "No!" it just makes me so... Sometimes anda make me so!... angry.
[laughs really hard]

Robert: [Giselle and the other people at Central Park all start singing] He knows the song too? I've never heard this song before! What the hell is it?

Queen Narissa: [transforms into a dragon] If I'm to remain Queen I'll need a story for when I go back to Andalasia. What about "a giant, dangerous monster appeared and killed everyone, and poor Queen Narissa she just couldn't save them!" Let's start with the girl who started it all!
Robert: [pushes Giselle further behind him] Over my dead body!
Queen Narissa: [shrugs] Alright, I'm flexible.
[grabs Robert instead]

Robert: [after Giselle has bitten the poisoned apple] Please, don't leave me.

Robert: [singing to Giselle along with the bandleader at the ball] Now you're beside me, and look how far we've come, so far. We are so close.

Robert: Would anda like me to call someone for you?
Giselle: I don't think they would hear anda from here.

Robert: [struggling to break free of her grasp] You're crazy!
Queen Narissa: No. Spiteful, vindictive, *very large*, but never crazy.

Giselle: Why are anda staring at me?
Robert: I don't know. It's just that... it's like anda escaped from a Hallmark card atau something.
Giselle: Is that a bad thing?

Robert: [tries to stop Nancy from leaving] What... what about taking morgan to school, anda know, for some grown-up girl bonding time?
Nancy Tremaine: What, so anda can have some grown-up girl bonding time?
Nancy Tremaine: [glares pointedly at Giselle]
Nancy Tremaine: I don't think so.

Giselle: Is this a habit of yours? Falling off of stuff?
Robert: Only when you're there to catch me.

Giselle: [after leaving the shower] Good morning, Robert. I hope anda had wonderful dreams.
Robert Philip: I think I'm still in one.

Giselle: Now if only I can find a place to rest my head for the night.
Robert Philip: What kind of place?
Giselle: I don't know. Maybe a nearby meadow atau a hollow tree.
Robert Philip: A hollow tree?
Giselle: atau a house full of dwarves. I hear they're very hospitable.

Giselle: Nobody has been very nice to me.
Robert: Yeah, well, welcome to New York.
Giselle: Thank you.

Giselle: [singing] Well, does he take anda out dancing / Just so he can hold anda close?
Robert: [speaking] I don't dance!
Giselle: Dedicate a song / With words meant just for you? / Ooh ooh
Robert: [speaking] And I really don't sing.

[greeting Robert at the King's and Queen's Ball]
Giselle: I'm surprised. anda berkata anda couldn't dance.
Robert: I berkata I didn't. I never berkata I couldn't.

Giselle: [after Robert knocks on the bathroom door] Hello?
Robert: Okay, anda know what? anda gotta go. Look, I don't know what your deal is, if you're waiting around for Prince Charming atau you're just...?
Giselle: Prince Edward.
Robert: Whatever. Look, I'll get anda to a bus, a train, a plane, a whatever, then, that's it. After that, I can't... I can't get involved after that.
[Giselle emerges from the bathroom in a bright blue dress]
Robert: Where did anda get that?
Giselle: I made it. Do anda like it?
[Robert notices dress-shaped holes in his curtains, and looks quite shocked]
Giselle: You're unhappy.
Robert: *You made a dress out of my curtains*?
Giselle: Oh, anda are unhappy!

[talking about Giselle]
Sam: She has no driver's license, no passport, I can't even find this place she comes from.
Robert: What place?
Sam: Andalusia.
Robert: Andalasia.
Sam: Whatever. I've called every travel agent. I'm not sure if it's a country atau a city.
Robert: It can't be a state.
[Both watch Giselle Berlakon strangely]
Sam: lebih like a state of mind. She told me it's just beyond the meadows of joy and the valley of contentment. What is that all about?

Robert: Oh my.
Giselle: Oh my. He's here!
Robert: Apparently.
Giselle: Oh my. Oh my goodness. How do I look?
Robert: Slightly stunned.
Giselle: No, I mean, how do I look?
[mean her appearance]
Robert: anda look... beautiful.

Robert: Now she thinks that anda and I...
Giselle: Kissed?
Robert: Yeah, something like that.

Robert: So, what's the deal with this prince of yours? How long anda been together?
Giselle: [wistfully] Oh, about a day.
Robert: anda mean it feels like a hari because you're so in love.
Giselle: No, it's been a day.
Robert: You're kidding me. A day? One day?
Giselle: Yes.
[wistful again]
Giselle: And tomorrow it will be two days.
Robert: You're joking.
Giselle: No. I'm not.
Robert: Yeah, anda are.
Giselle: But I'm not.
Robert: You're gonna marry somebody after a day? Because anda fell in Cinta with him?
Giselle: Yes.
[grins]
Giselle: Yes!
Robert: [laughs as she drags him away]

Giselle: What about you? How long have anda known your Nancy?
Robert: Uh, five years.
Giselle: And anda haven't proposed?
Robert: Well, no, I...
Giselle: Well no wonder she's angry.
Robert: Well...

Robert: anda know most normal people get to know each other before they get married. They date.
Giselle: Date?
Robert: Yeah, anda know. Date.
[Giselle shakes her head not understanding]
Robert: anda go someplace special, like a restaurant, atau a movie, atau museum, atau anda just hang out and anda talk.
Giselle: What do anda talk about?
Robert: About each other. About yourself. About your interests, your likes your dislikes, anda talk.
[both laugh]
Giselle: Oh, anda have such strange ideas about love.
Robert: Maybe we should just do what anda do. anda meet, anda have lunch, and anda get married.
Giselle: Oh, anda forgot about happily ever after.
Robert: Forget about happily ever after, it doesn't exist.

Robert: [off Giselle's look] What?
Giselle: This is a very nice place.
Robert: Yeah?
Giselle: And we're eating dinner.
Robert: Yeah.
Giselle: [happily] This is a date!
Robert: Yeah!
[happy then realizing his mistake]
Robert: No! No. No, no, no, no. We're just, um, we're just friends.

Robert: [after talking on the phone] It was Nancy. She's a lot like the woman in your book. Sweetie... I'm gonna ask her to marry me.
morgan Philip: What?
Robert: Ye, anda like her, don't you? We all get along, we have a good time together.
morgan Philip: Where's she going to live?
Robert: She's gonna live with us
morgan Philip: Do I have to give up my bedroom?
Robert: No, anda don't have to give up your bedroom. No. Come on, It's gonna be great. I promise. It's not like she's gonna try and be your mother.
morgan Philip: anda mean stepmother.
Robert: She's gonna be a nice stepmother. She's gonna take anda to school tomorrow, just anda and her, for some grown-up girl-bonding time.
morgan Philip: I'm only six.
Robert: anda won't always be.

morgan Philip: But I think she might be a real princess!

Robert Philip: morgan honey, just because she has on a funny dress doesn't mean she's a princess. She's a seriously confused woman who's fallen into our laps.

Robert: Now put on your night gaun and go to sleep.(To Morgan)

Robert: I know that anda are taking Nasihat from a forest rodent but I wanted to say that ah if it didn't work out and that anda wanted to stay in New York ,i'd like to help.

Robert: Thats impossible.........it couldn't be me......I only knew for a few days.......this is crazy.