” anda probably recognize Eric Dane as the plastic surgeon who, in season three of Grey’s Anatomy, saunters out of the bathroom just as Patrick Dempsey’s Derek “McDreamy” Shepherd announces to his wife he wants a divorce. Dane’s Dr. Mark Sloan wore just a Wet-Nap– size towel, exposing supertoned buttock flank; the nickname “McSteamy” naturally Mc-stucky. Since then, his character has mounted much of the cast of the ABC hit, a notable exception being Derek and Meredith’s pooch, Doc. But every dog has his day, and the 35-year-old San Francisco–reared Dane performs alongside one very bad canine (as well as Owen Wilson and Jennifer Aniston) in Marley & Me, a handkerchief wringer sure to become the Terms of Endearment for the dog park set. Dane buried his own doggier traits five years lalu when he wed actress and onetime Noxzema girl Rebecca Gayheart.
ELLE: I first encountered your name several years lalu when anda and Jack Nicholson were concurrently dating Lara Flynn Boyle. What’s it like competing with Jack?
Eric Dane: Jack Nicholson is Jack Nicholson. The guy’s a colossal personality and I’m sure he’s charming, and I bet she had a lot of fun with him, but my take on the whole thing was, I’m 30. He’s 70. This is not going to go down like this. I couldn’t comprehend a 35-year-old woman gravitating toward a 70-year-old man.
ELLE: So anda just walked away gracefully?
ED: Some would say gracefully, some would say not so gracefully, but I walked away.
ELLE: Have anda ever been in a room with a man who possessed a sexual magnetism with which anda couldn’t compete?
ED: I met George Clooney at a Jeffrey Katzenberg party not too long ago. I didn’t want to fuck him, but it seemed like everybody else in the room did.
ELLE: Over the years, what have anda learned that anda should never, ever say to a woman?
ED: Never ask a woman when she’s due unless anda know for a fact she’s expecting.
ELLE: Naturally, but anda never made that mistake, did you?
ED: I did. I asked, and she said, “I’m not pregnant.”
ELLE: Oof. How did anda respond to that?
ED: “Then why are anda pushing your stomach out?”
ELLE: The story’s just getting worse. anda didn’t actually say that.
ED: I did. I was trying to flip it into a joke. It didn’t fly.
ELLE: Do anda agree with the old saying, “Pizza is like sex. When it’s good, it’s really good. When it’s bad, it’s still pretty good.”
ED: I think you’ve gotta add an addendum: “The seterusnya day, it depends on whether you’re into cold pizza atau not, because sometimes anda wake up and it’s absolutely disgusting.”
ELLE: So then, one should have the pizza hot—whether it’s good atau bad—but then immediately call the leftover pizza a cab?
ED: atau else you’d really better be into cold pizza.
ELLE: Chris Rock once said, “A man is only as faithful as his options.” Agree?
ED: After five years, I still Cinta sleeping with my wife. And for me, that’s the best option out there.
ELLE: But you’re McSteamy! How do anda avoid temptation?
ED: They’re not taking their tops off for me in elevators, man. I’m not getting panties thrown at me. There’s no free Cinta anymore.
ELLE: I first encountered your name several years lalu when anda and Jack Nicholson were concurrently dating Lara Flynn Boyle. What’s it like competing with Jack?
Eric Dane: Jack Nicholson is Jack Nicholson. The guy’s a colossal personality and I’m sure he’s charming, and I bet she had a lot of fun with him, but my take on the whole thing was, I’m 30. He’s 70. This is not going to go down like this. I couldn’t comprehend a 35-year-old woman gravitating toward a 70-year-old man.
ELLE: So anda just walked away gracefully?
ED: Some would say gracefully, some would say not so gracefully, but I walked away.
ELLE: Have anda ever been in a room with a man who possessed a sexual magnetism with which anda couldn’t compete?
ED: I met George Clooney at a Jeffrey Katzenberg party not too long ago. I didn’t want to fuck him, but it seemed like everybody else in the room did.
ELLE: Over the years, what have anda learned that anda should never, ever say to a woman?
ED: Never ask a woman when she’s due unless anda know for a fact she’s expecting.
ELLE: Naturally, but anda never made that mistake, did you?
ED: I did. I asked, and she said, “I’m not pregnant.”
ELLE: Oof. How did anda respond to that?
ED: “Then why are anda pushing your stomach out?”
ELLE: The story’s just getting worse. anda didn’t actually say that.
ED: I did. I was trying to flip it into a joke. It didn’t fly.
ELLE: Do anda agree with the old saying, “Pizza is like sex. When it’s good, it’s really good. When it’s bad, it’s still pretty good.”
ED: I think you’ve gotta add an addendum: “The seterusnya day, it depends on whether you’re into cold pizza atau not, because sometimes anda wake up and it’s absolutely disgusting.”
ELLE: So then, one should have the pizza hot—whether it’s good atau bad—but then immediately call the leftover pizza a cab?
ED: atau else you’d really better be into cold pizza.
ELLE: Chris Rock once said, “A man is only as faithful as his options.” Agree?
ED: After five years, I still Cinta sleeping with my wife. And for me, that’s the best option out there.
ELLE: But you’re McSteamy! How do anda avoid temptation?
ED: They’re not taking their tops off for me in elevators, man. I’m not getting panties thrown at me. There’s no free Cinta anymore.
