1 poked Light. "What?" Poke. "Why are anda poking me?" Poke. "Do anda need cake?" Poke. "Stop frikin poking me!" Light grabbed the plate of cake that 1 was eating and threw it across the room. "The chance anda are kira has risen 2%." Light resisted the urge to beat the panda like detective. "Do anda even keep track of this 'chance I am kira' thing?" Light asked. 1 nodded and pointed to his head. "In my mind." "Then wouldn't it be at like 100% now?" "Are anda admitting that anda are kira?" "No." 1 shook his head. "Denial. Another 3%." Light groaned. "That's so ANNOYING!" "I'll stop if anda admit your kira." "NEVER! I'm not-" Light's yell was interrupted sejak a quiet, yet clear voice. "5%, 10%, 20%, 6%." It was Near. "As of this week, the chance anda are Kira has risen 47%. anda should be quiet and not tunjuk any sign of violence to prevent your percentage from going up." Light had a shocked emotion on his face. It's true, Light thought. In all the fanfictions he had been put in, he could've just shut up and the chance he was kira would stop going up. "I blame the authors of my fanfictions." Light mumbled. "Blaming others for what is CLEARLY your fault? Another 3%." And Light continued a loop of raising his percentage.
A/N: I have written other fanfics, but I never telah diposkan them and I don't plan to. I was Penulisan this(or "typing this" to be correct) as I go along, so if it sucked well, anda wasted a couple minit of your life and you'll never get them back. Not my fault. anda decided to read this. But if anda somehow LIKED this story, leave a suggestion below for my seterusnya fanfic.