1. Q. Why did the chicken menyeberang, cross the internet?
A. To get to the other site!
2. Q. What do anda get when anda menyeberang, cross the Atlantic with the Titanic?
A. Half-way!
3. Q. When is a door not a door?
A. When it's ajar!
4. Q. What kind of rooms have no walls?
A. Mushrooms!
5. Q. What kind of shoes are made from pisang skins?
A. Slippers!
6. Q. What do anda get when anda menyeberang, cross a penguin with a pig?
A. A polar boar!
7. I know a minister who was so religious, when he read the Bible, he wore stained glasses!
8. I know a guy who was so cheap, he keeps his wallet in an unlisted pocket! Also, when he goes fishing, he puts a picture of a worm on his hook, and catches a picture of a fish!
9. Q. What has a thousand legs but can't walk?
A. 500 pairs of pants!
10. (My favorite)
Q. What do anda get when anda menyeberang, cross a menanggung, bear with a chinese frying pan?
A. Wok-a Wok-a!
A. To get to the other site!
2. Q. What do anda get when anda menyeberang, cross the Atlantic with the Titanic?
A. Half-way!
3. Q. When is a door not a door?
A. When it's ajar!
4. Q. What kind of rooms have no walls?
A. Mushrooms!
5. Q. What kind of shoes are made from pisang skins?
A. Slippers!
6. Q. What do anda get when anda menyeberang, cross a penguin with a pig?
A. A polar boar!
7. I know a minister who was so religious, when he read the Bible, he wore stained glasses!
8. I know a guy who was so cheap, he keeps his wallet in an unlisted pocket! Also, when he goes fishing, he puts a picture of a worm on his hook, and catches a picture of a fish!
9. Q. What has a thousand legs but can't walk?
A. 500 pairs of pants!
10. (My favorite)
Q. What do anda get when anda menyeberang, cross a menanggung, bear with a chinese frying pan?
A. Wok-a Wok-a!