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Ross- Rach, I’m going to work, will anda be okay with Emma? (Heading out the door)
Rachel- I am her mother! I think I can handle my own child!
Ross- Jeese, why so mean? I was just making sure anda didn’t have any plans atau something.
Rachel- Oh, I’m sorry, Ross. I just have been so high strung lately. After refusing to go to Paris, I’ve been so hormonal. I think I’ll take Emma to the park and take a long walk; just the two of us.
Ross- Ok, honey. I just wanna make sure anda were OK. I mean, maybe it’s all the wedding planning too. Monica used to get this way… Anyways… Bye. (Leaves)
Emma- Dada bye bye?
Rachel- Yes Dada Bye Bye. Do anda want to go and play with Jack and Erica? anda can bring your new bear.
Emma-Yay!
Rachel-(on the phone with Monica) hei would anda mind if me and Emma came over, I feel the need to talk with a friend, and I feel horrible. Do anda think I should have left for that job in Paris?
Monica- Oh sweetie, come on over and chat. Phoebes’ is here to. We can all have a nice chat.
Rachel- Okay, thanks I’ll see anda in a bit.
Monica- Okay, bye. (Click)
(At Monica and Chandler’s new house)
Phoebes’- I sense they are here…
Monica-How do anda know?
Phoebe-I hear them.
Monica-oh.
(Knock on door)
Monica-come on in! It’s open!
Rachel- Where’s Chandler?
Monica- at Joey’s. So, what’s up?
Rachel- I feel so bad lately, I’m being so mean to Ross, I feel sick all the time, and I don’t even feel like shopping anymore! Emma, go play with your cousins. (Emma runs off)
Monica- Oh my god! anda must be sick! No shopping!
Phoebe-It’s like Armageddon!
Rachel- Yeah, because like, every store I go to that sells clothes, I feel like I abandoned myself atau something. But I did this for love, and especially little Emma. I couldn’t have her growing up in France! I wouldn’t be able to understand what anyone was saying!
Phoebe- That’s true. And do anda know how devastated Ross would have been! It was the right choice that anda stayed here. Right Monica?
Monica- Man, where have anda gotten those cookies! (runs to the bathroom)
Rachel- O my god, I hope she’s OK, I have seen anyone look that sick since I saw myself in the mirror after throwing up from morning sickness. Buts it’s probably the cookies, I picked them up from store about a week ago.
Phoebe- Do anda think it could be, anda know, it?
(Monica is coming back from the bathroom)
Monica- man, that was disgusting! I am telling anda both never to eat a salad with chili and a glass of milk, and some cookies. It looked like... (Pictures it again, and runs back to the bathroom.)
Rachel- No it couldn’t be. I heard on the news that flu season was starting again. Maybe we should take her to the doctor and get flu shots ourselves before we get si… (Starts to look sick herself, and runs to the trashcan.)
Phoebe- Or, I can get a flu shot, and anda both can go to the doctor.
Rachel- (Wiping her mouth) Ok… I’ll go tell her. anda get the kids ready.
Phoebe- mkay
(At Joey’s)
Chandler- O my god, Monica is being so weird lately. Do anda know what she cooked us for makan malam, majlis makan malam last night?! A salad with chili, a bowl of butterscotch puding and a ketchup sandwich. It was the most disgusting thing I and ever seen. Thank god I Cinta her, because if that was a first date. Ewww.
Joey- Sounds good, do anda have any left over?
Chandler- Man, sometimes I worry about you.
Phoebe- I can’t believe that all the clinics were closed on a Sunday! They can’t do that!
Rachel- Well, at least we can get some help, I haven’t felt this sick since I was pregnant… (Thinking in her mind when the last time she had sex)…Well at least we always know that the hospitals open!
Monica- I can’t believe anda think I’m sick! I never get sick!
Rachel- Well your sick, and I think anda got me sick, so stop talking before anda get Phoebe and the kids sick!... Oh I’m sorry. I told anda I’ve been over emotional.
Phoebe- We’re here. I’ll watch the kids while anda two get some drugs in you, before I puke too!
(Rachel and Monica run in)
Ross- (talking on cell phone) hei Phoebe, what’s up?
Phoebe- Oh nothing, well, except your fiancé and your sister are in the hospital.
Ross- What! I’m coming over right now! Which one?
Phoebe- The one we always go to.
Ross- ok, I’m coming over.
Rachel- So it’s not the flu?
Doctor- No, so we are going to keep anda and your friend here for a little while while we wait for the result of your blood tests.
Monica- Okay, How long does that usually take?
Doctor-Oh a couple Hours atau so. (Leaves)
Monica-Why does this always happen to us?
Rachel- When has this last happened to us?
Monica- Oh shut up
Rachel-Sorry… (Sarcastically)
Ross- (panting) so what did the doctor say?
Chandler- Yeah what?!
Rachel- He berkata it’s not the flu, so anda can rule that out.
Joey- Rach, are anda ok?
Monica- Hey! I’m sick too!
Joey- I was getting to you! Are anda ok Mon?
Monica- I feel fine now, but it comes and goes.
Rachel-I gotta take a nap, I feel awful.
Monica- Yeah, I’m tired too. I think I’ll take a nap. So anda guys can leave now. Ok?
Joey, Chandler, and Ross- Okay! Well go.
(Finally, the Doctor comes in with the test results. Rachel and Monica are alone with him.)
Doctor- This has never happened to me before. I mean it’s kind of weird.
Rachel- Well, what is it!
Doctor- anda are both pregnant. Delivering this at the same time is so weird. Congrats and Good luck. (Leaves)
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Please review! Its my first fanfic, and I want to see how well I write!
Ross- Rach, I’m going to work, will anda be okay with Emma? (Heading out the door)
Rachel- I am her mother! I think I can handle my own child!
Ross- Jeese, why so mean? I was just making sure anda didn’t have any plans atau something.
Rachel- Oh, I’m sorry, Ross. I just have been so high strung lately. After refusing to go to Paris, I’ve been so hormonal. I think I’ll take Emma to the park and take a long walk; just the two of us.
Ross- Ok, honey. I just wanna make sure anda were OK. I mean, maybe it’s all the wedding planning too. Monica used to get this way… Anyways… Bye. (Leaves)
Emma- Dada bye bye?
Rachel- Yes Dada Bye Bye. Do anda want to go and play with Jack and Erica? anda can bring your new bear.
Emma-Yay!
Rachel-(on the phone with Monica) hei would anda mind if me and Emma came over, I feel the need to talk with a friend, and I feel horrible. Do anda think I should have left for that job in Paris?
Monica- Oh sweetie, come on over and chat. Phoebes’ is here to. We can all have a nice chat.
Rachel- Okay, thanks I’ll see anda in a bit.
Monica- Okay, bye. (Click)
(At Monica and Chandler’s new house)
Phoebes’- I sense they are here…
Monica-How do anda know?
Phoebe-I hear them.
Monica-oh.
(Knock on door)
Monica-come on in! It’s open!
Rachel- Where’s Chandler?
Monica- at Joey’s. So, what’s up?
Rachel- I feel so bad lately, I’m being so mean to Ross, I feel sick all the time, and I don’t even feel like shopping anymore! Emma, go play with your cousins. (Emma runs off)
Monica- Oh my god! anda must be sick! No shopping!
Phoebe-It’s like Armageddon!
Rachel- Yeah, because like, every store I go to that sells clothes, I feel like I abandoned myself atau something. But I did this for love, and especially little Emma. I couldn’t have her growing up in France! I wouldn’t be able to understand what anyone was saying!
Phoebe- That’s true. And do anda know how devastated Ross would have been! It was the right choice that anda stayed here. Right Monica?
Monica- Man, where have anda gotten those cookies! (runs to the bathroom)
Rachel- O my god, I hope she’s OK, I have seen anyone look that sick since I saw myself in the mirror after throwing up from morning sickness. Buts it’s probably the cookies, I picked them up from store about a week ago.
Phoebe- Do anda think it could be, anda know, it?
(Monica is coming back from the bathroom)
Monica- man, that was disgusting! I am telling anda both never to eat a salad with chili and a glass of milk, and some cookies. It looked like... (Pictures it again, and runs back to the bathroom.)
Rachel- No it couldn’t be. I heard on the news that flu season was starting again. Maybe we should take her to the doctor and get flu shots ourselves before we get si… (Starts to look sick herself, and runs to the trashcan.)
Phoebe- Or, I can get a flu shot, and anda both can go to the doctor.
Rachel- (Wiping her mouth) Ok… I’ll go tell her. anda get the kids ready.
Phoebe- mkay
(At Joey’s)
Chandler- O my god, Monica is being so weird lately. Do anda know what she cooked us for makan malam, majlis makan malam last night?! A salad with chili, a bowl of butterscotch puding and a ketchup sandwich. It was the most disgusting thing I and ever seen. Thank god I Cinta her, because if that was a first date. Ewww.
Joey- Sounds good, do anda have any left over?
Chandler- Man, sometimes I worry about you.
Phoebe- I can’t believe that all the clinics were closed on a Sunday! They can’t do that!
Rachel- Well, at least we can get some help, I haven’t felt this sick since I was pregnant… (Thinking in her mind when the last time she had sex)…Well at least we always know that the hospitals open!
Monica- I can’t believe anda think I’m sick! I never get sick!
Rachel- Well your sick, and I think anda got me sick, so stop talking before anda get Phoebe and the kids sick!... Oh I’m sorry. I told anda I’ve been over emotional.
Phoebe- We’re here. I’ll watch the kids while anda two get some drugs in you, before I puke too!
(Rachel and Monica run in)
Ross- (talking on cell phone) hei Phoebe, what’s up?
Phoebe- Oh nothing, well, except your fiancé and your sister are in the hospital.
Ross- What! I’m coming over right now! Which one?
Phoebe- The one we always go to.
Ross- ok, I’m coming over.
Rachel- So it’s not the flu?
Doctor- No, so we are going to keep anda and your friend here for a little while while we wait for the result of your blood tests.
Monica- Okay, How long does that usually take?
Doctor-Oh a couple Hours atau so. (Leaves)
Monica-Why does this always happen to us?
Rachel- When has this last happened to us?
Monica- Oh shut up
Rachel-Sorry… (Sarcastically)
Ross- (panting) so what did the doctor say?
Chandler- Yeah what?!
Rachel- He berkata it’s not the flu, so anda can rule that out.
Joey- Rach, are anda ok?
Monica- Hey! I’m sick too!
Joey- I was getting to you! Are anda ok Mon?
Monica- I feel fine now, but it comes and goes.
Rachel-I gotta take a nap, I feel awful.
Monica- Yeah, I’m tired too. I think I’ll take a nap. So anda guys can leave now. Ok?
Joey, Chandler, and Ross- Okay! Well go.
(Finally, the Doctor comes in with the test results. Rachel and Monica are alone with him.)
Doctor- This has never happened to me before. I mean it’s kind of weird.
Rachel- Well, what is it!
Doctor- anda are both pregnant. Delivering this at the same time is so weird. Congrats and Good luck. (Leaves)
Both-O…………….MY………………..GOD…………………..
Please review! Its my first fanfic, and I want to see how well I write!
