funny

Ok this is my senarai of jokes I made. 1.Why does Russia have fast runners? Cuz their Russian! 2.A famous track runner is questioned sejak 2 reporters. on of the reporters asked,"were did anda run your last race?" and the saat one said,"How did anda win the race?" the runner berkata 1 word to answer BOTH of the reporters questions! what was the word? (the answer is Iran) 3.tell a friend,"may i ask a question?" when they say yes anda say,"out?" then they will be confused right? then tell them,"I jest asked anda out." 4. If your friend says anything positive about himself say,"friend...if anda were locked in a Makanan Market...youd STARVE to death!" 5. If someone says to pickup your room, then say,"its WAY too heavy!!" 6. were do elderly people like to Rock-out? In their ROCKING CHAIR!! >.<