Someone plz HELP ME I need to know on how to become a real mermaid and plz don't say look on the Internet. I have already done that real working ones

Hi! Lucky u I have tons of spells! Here's my best!
Go into a shower, put your favourite kalung on and then close your eyes and say this spell slowly:

Magic spirits of the deep
i would like a tail not two feet
beauty be upon me
ikan all kinds let me see
when i'm finished in the sea
when i'm dry my feet return to me

Once anda have berkata that get out of the pancuran, pancuran mandian and dry your self and anda should be a mermaid seterusnya time anda have touched water.

Rules
1. It takes one drop so be careful
2. It takes ten seconds
3. Don't be scared if different powers find anda so try and use them for good
4. DO NOT look at the full moon atau who knows what will happen without anda knowing
5. Enjoy!

There anda go, no salt :)

try this my friend tried this and it worked, but be wary of anything *ahem* ...fishy...on becoming a mermaid

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if anda want to know how to become a mermaid i will tell anda h2o is just a tunjuk so its not really menunjukkan anda how to become a mermaid so to become one get a tail like i did then wait till anda turn 13 when anda do anda will be chosen to be a mermaid atau not i was chosen

get about 50-100 ikan get glue and neddle and thred then sow your legs together than glue scales on

HELP i want to be an H2O just add water mermaid for real ive tried so many tried so many spells and it dosent work please i need help i do believe in Duyung i do believe that the spells will work but it dosent work 😞😔☹️😭