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Shout out to Riley for commenting on each of the chapters! Thank you~ :D

So, Lokitty, Birdbrain and Shakespeare in the Park git sum lovin' *creepy grin* Well, lebih like cheesy, fluffy stuff. We also get to see yours and Thor's relationship grow :3 YEY. I will also be doing a fanfic on Loki and Delbars relationship BEFORE this fanfic, so keep a look out for that (I'll be posting it soon....)

Sorry this fanfic is boring and stupid :3 Thank anda for taking the time to glance at it.
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"She Heard Those Sirens Screaming Out"


anda woke up in katil with a bad hangover...And Thor asleep beside you. Thankfully, anda both were fully clothed. As anda got up and stumbled to the bathroom, Delbar came in. "Good Morning sunshine~" she sang. Delbar reminded anda of you're mother, when anda were younger and got sick, you're Mother would always read anda fairy tales before giving anda medication and leaving for work that day. "Hi Delbar." anda mumbled, anda saw her holding a tray with water, Buah and two plates of what appeared to be hash browns, cheese, onions, a fried egg and chives on top. It looked so delicious. "I made breakfast for anda two. I also got some aspirin."she berkata smiling. anda smiled warmly at her and returned to katil "Thank you..." anda berkata softly as she placed the tray on you're lap "Let me wake up Thor, he's a heavy sleeper." She berkata kneeling beside Thor's side of the katil "Thor," she began grinning wickedly "Loki took you're Hammer." The moment she berkata that, Thor jumped from the katil and started shouting something about his hammer "D-Delbar?? Where is my Brother?!" He shouted, she started giggling "He doesn't have you're hammer. Now get back in katil and eat breakfast." She berkata as she gathered up some laundry from the hamper and head towards the door "(Y/N), Thor. I bought anda both bathing suit's. We're ALL going to a water park today." she berkata grinning as she left. anda sat there a bit shocked but excited, anda had never been to a water park - only because the nearest water park was 5 hours away and you're Father was the drunken bastard he was. "Are anda alright?" Thor asked anda while anda both ate the delicious Hangover-Remedy food. "Yeah, I'm just excited." anda berkata with a slight tint on you're cheeks. After taking the asprin and eating the food, anda felt a lot better. "So am I, hopefully my Brother will let Delbar force him to come. I haven't seen him in awhile..." He mumbled as he took gulp of his water "Wait, how can Delbar have so much power over Loki?" anda berkata a bit shocked "Oh! anda don't know! Delbar and Loki are lovers. atau whatever anda Midgardians may brand them as." He berkata as he ate some Buah "So, they're boyfriend 'n girlfriend." anda said, he nodded. "And....They live in the same room?" He nodded again "....OHMYGOD DELBAR SLEEPS WITH A CRAZY PERSON!!" anda screeched, it caused Delbar - who was right in the middle of showering - to rush into the room. "Are anda okay (Y/N)?!" She shouted, thankfully she was in her bathrobe. "Y-YOU SLEEP WITH HIM!" anda pointed to the figure behind her, Loki rolled his eyes "Yes, yes she does." Thor perked up and waves enthusiastically at his Brother "Hello Brother! How are you?" Loki looked away and crossed his arms "Alright, I suppose. I was having a wonderfu- wait, why are anda in the Midgardian's bed?" He says, Delbar smiled "(Y/N) was passed out, so Thor brought her to her room. Unfortunately he fell asleep." She answered. You're face grew red from embarrassment, anda had totally forgotten majority of what happened last night. "Oh my God this is so awkward." anda mumbled burying you're face in you're hands, Thor patted you're back and waved goodbye at his brother. "...Well," Loki grinned and picked Delbar up and threw her over his shoulder, Delbar squeaked and started demanding him to let her down "We shall see anda in the living room." He berkata as he left. "They look like a cute couple...." anda mumbled fidgeting with you're Buah bowl "Loki is a good person at heart, he's just....He is just...In pain." He mumbled. anda stared at him with sympathy, knowing well what he was feeling. After anda both finished breakfast, Thor left for his room to get ready. "I will see anda later then..." He berkata taking you're hand and Ciuman it "Hopefully!" anda berkata blushing, he smiled and closed you're door. anda grabbed you're new bikini and looked at it, it was (f/c) with red and silver accents, it had very slim strings and had cute red bows on each side of the bottoms. After making you're katil and cleaning you're room up a bit, anda went and took a shower. Afterwards, anda put on you're bikini, threw on the cut-off jean-shorts and oversize tee-shirt that anda took with anda from you're home. anda fixed up you're (h/c) hair into Dutch braid and grabbed the sunglasses Sima had chosen for you, and left you're room. The moment anda stepped out, Tony crashes into you. He was running from Loki who had stolen Delbar's bikini bahagian, atas "Get BACK here anda mewling quim!!" Loki shouted as he chased the Billionaire, Tony laughed as he ran from the god. "Oh lighten up Reindeer Games~" Tony berkata chuckling as he hid behind the door of a room "You made her cry!" he hissed, mumbling something about his magic and the emas cuffs around his wrist. "What is the matter, Brother?" Thor berkata as he walked out from his room. "Stark stole Delbar's swimming suit!" He shouted as he banged on the door "Calm down Brother, I'm sure Friend Stark will return the swimming jubah, frock, pendita to her soon." Thor said, he saw anda and smiled. anda waved with a small smile and motioned to the living room. "I'll be there soon, (Y/N)." He whispered as anda left. As anda walked in the living room, anda saw Dr. Banner, Steve and Natasha all sitting there, Dr. Banner had on black and purple swim trunks with a long sleeved polo, Steve had on red white and blue swim trunks with a 'I'm Mr. Capcicle' tee-shirt on and Natasha wore khaki shorts and a tee-shirt. "Hey Buttercup!" Steve greeted anda warmly, he had telah diberi anda the nickname for some odd reason. "Hi Steve," anda berkata as anda grabbed a bottle of water and sat criss-crossed sejak Natasha "Hey," anda greeted the Assassin with a smile, she smiled back and heard Clint shouting about something, she rolled her eyes and got up to go help him. "Hi Dr. Banner!" anda berkata greeting him, he was so into his book he didn't hear anda "Dr. Banner!!" anda shouted beside him. He jumped up, startled from you're sudden - at least to him - appearance "(Y/N)! Oh God anda scared me..." He berkata clenching his chest "I-I'm sorry Dr. Banner..." anda mumbled sadly "It's okay (Y/N). Not a problem at all!" He ruffled you're hair a bit and smiled. "Hey JARVIS!" Tony shouted from behind the door Loki was trying to break down "Help me out will you?" The AI responded with a hint of humor in its voice "I'm afraid I am unable to assist you, Sir." A groan could be heard from behind the door. "Uhh....Honey?" Delbar tapped on the gods shoulder with a smile, she had on a green tee-shirt that berkata "Mrs. Mischief" and ripped blue jean shorts "It's okay, I will deal with him later." She berkata taking his arm and pulling it towards the living room. "Hi everyone." She said, her usually happy tone slightly gone "You okay, Del?" Steve asked worried "I'm fine. Tony's just an keldai is all." Loki chuckled darkly at the komen and rolled his eyes "That's an understatement, Darling." He said, she let go of us arm and sat sejak anda "So~ Thor huh?" She said, anda knew what she meant. You have the hots for Thor~. She raised her eyebrows and grinned at you, "Yes..." anda said, blushing. Since moving in with them, anda had gained a tremendous amount of confidence, happiness and independence. Back with you're Father, anda hardly had any of those. "I think he likes anda too~" Delbar berkata smiling, "Try 'n Ciuman 'em." She berkata grinning mischievously "That's how I snagged Lokitty over there~" she said. "Lokitty?" anda said, starting to laugh "Eeeeeyup. I stroke him in all the right places~" anda burst out laughing at that comment. Dr. Banner, Loki and Steve stared at anda as though anda had gone mad. "O-O-Oh my God!!" anda shouted, anda were still laughing. Delbar giggled a bit at you're reaction "What's so funny?" Loki asked "Oh~ Nothing love~" She berkata innocently, "Oh Hi Thor~!" She berkata as the god of thunder shuffled in, thankfully anda had calmed down moments before "Greetings Delbar," he spotted anda and gave a friendly smile "Hi Thor" anda waved softly, he sat beside anda and gave another friendly smile "What is that?" He asked looking at you're new phone Pepper had telah diberi you. "It's an iPhone. Cool huh?" anda berkata as anda started playing Angry Birds "It is...Magical...!" He gasped In awe "Thor, it isn't magical. It's Midgardian technology." Loki said, a bit annoyed. anda laughed a bit and rested you're head on Thor's shoulder, he flinched a bit, but began to relax. After about 15 minit of waiting, Tony came out of the room in a Red and emas speedo, proudly marching in front of everyone, still holding Delbar's bahagian, atas "Everyone ready?" In a panic anda buried you're face into Thor's shoulder while Loki and Natasha both went after him with unfriendly intentions. "Oh my God..." anda groaned embarrassed, you're face was a the color of a tomato, sos tomato no doubt. When anda looked up to see if Tony was alive atau not, anda saw Thor's face was very pink. "Y-You okay?" anda asked, the god nodded. "Friend Stark...Needs to wear lebih clothing." He berkata as he rubbed his temples, everyone in the room started laughing, including Tony, Who was being kicked in the crotch sejak Delbar.

Finally, after an jam of madness - Provided by, Mr. Anthony Stark. - Everyone left for the water park. Loki, Delbar, Natasha, Clint, Thor and yourself took a limousine together, while Pepper, Steve, Tony and Dr. Banner took another limousine together. anda secretly dubbed you're limo, the couples limo. atau at least that's what anda thought...Since Del made it pretty obvious that...You and Thor....Are gonna be BF/GF. Yeah, she could be right. "So Brother!" Thor began cheerfully, snapping Loki from what he was doing - Fricken biting poor Delbar's ear! - "Yes?" Loki berkata bitterly, Delbar smiled weakly and pet his knee softly "Are anda excited for this...Park of Water?" Thor berkata cheerily, Loki rolled his eyes and shrugged "Excited, no. Curious, yes." He berkata "What about you, (Y/N)?" Thor asked smiling, anda gave him a toothy grin "Oh yeah! I've never been to one, so it's exciting~!" anda berkata as anda glanced over at Delbar who was making small talk with Natasha now. "Really? That is surprising, I though all Midgardian's go to a Park of Water often" Thor berkata confused, that was when anda spent the seterusnya 20 minit explaining Water parks to Thor. "Ohhhh. So these...Water parks are for recreational purposes?" He said, anda swore anda wanted to Ciuman and hug him to death for being so adorable, anda would have done so if it wasn't for you're shyness. "Yes, exactly~" anda berkata smiling, Natasha berkata something that made anda face her, and when anda turned back to face Thor, you're lips met. It was just a peck, but anda turned it into an actual kiss. Thor didn't object, in fact he kissed anda right back. "See Honey? I told anda they were meant to be~" Delbar berkata beaming with glee, Loki chuckled at his Kekasih joy for such simple reasons. anda broke the Ciuman an looked away embarrassed, Thor was you're first actual Ciuman - The Ciuman you're cousin mencuri does NOT count thank you. - Natasha smiled at anda warmly, Delbar made a motion to go and snuggle with Thor. anda shyly did so, much to Thor's pleasure. After awhile of cuddling, the limo stopped in front of the water parks entrance "Oh, here we are." Loki berkata as he carefully woke up Delbar, who was asleep on his shoulder. "Took long enough." Natasha mumbled sharply, anda realized it had taken almost 2 hours to get from Stark Tower to the water park. "Well, times-a wasting!" anda berkata cheerfully as anda jumped out of the limo with Thor "Wow~!" anda squealed, Delbar shuffled beside anda and smiled "Yeah...It's huge..." She said, yawning. Clint jumped out and stretched a bit "Okay, since Tony 'n the others haven't gotten here already, lets go ahead and go on in." He berkata smiling big, Natasha and Delbar were in a deep discussion about something, it made Clint annoyed "Would anda two stop talking about work? It's the weekend! We deserve this!" He berkata groaning, Delbar gave the archer an annoyed look "We have work tomorrow, remember? I have to discuss this with her." She berkata until Natasha patted her back "It's okay, Del." she said, "Shall we go in now, Friend Barton?" Thor asked as he wrapped his arm around anda "Yeah, sorry. Lets go go go!" He berkata as he grabbed Delbar and Natasha and sped towards the ticket meja "Hey! anda have my woman!" Loki yelled as he went after Clint. After getting special bracelets for admission into the park, Delbar came and took anda from Thor "Tasha and I are going to go into the locker room to put away our clothes, (Y/N) needs to come with us~" She explained to Thor "Sorry~" and with that, anda were dragged into the locker room. "Okay ladies, we're locker 233," Delbar berkata as she scanned the large lockers slowly "Here!" She unlocked it and started taking off the clothes that covered her swimsuit, anda and Natasha did the same. After the three of anda folded you're clothes and places them in the locker, anda heard Clint saying something to Thor and Loki "Lets wait a bit longer, I think Pepper and the others are here." Natasha berkata as she adjusted her black and red swimsuit. "Oh good, I was worried." Delbar berkata as she fixed her long brown/blonde hair into a kuda, kuda kecil tail "Hi Girls!" Pepper berkata cheerfully "Sorry we took awhile, Happy took a wrong turn and we were lost. Which locker is ours?" She asked, Delbar gave her the key and pointed to locker 233 "Thanks." After Pepper put her clothes away, the four of anda stood in front of the mirror and fixed yourselves up a bit "How long until Loki loses his temper?" Natasha asked Delbar grinning, "5 lebih minit of us waiting." She berkata as she fixed her lavender and green bathing suit "I Cinta you're hair, (Y/N)." Pepper berkata softly, her baju renang was a copper color with white lines "Thanks." anda berkata smiling. "Delbar!! What in the world are anda doing in there?!" Loki yelled, Delbar rolled her eyes and grinned "Didn't I tell you?" She berkata as she shot a mischievous grin to Natasha and walked out. "Shall we, ladies?" Pepper berkata as she motioned toward the exit. When anda walked out, all anda saw was hot, toned bodies, waiting for you, Pepper and Natasha "Oh my Lord. So....much....Testosterone." anda said, everyone started laughing. "To hot to handle, eh?" Tony teased, anda blushed darkly and made you're way to Thor, who was busy playing Angry Birds on you're phone "Hi!" anda berkata smiling, Thor almost dropped you're phone, he was so frighten. "(Y/N)!" He berkata after he regained composure "Y-You look very nice." He berkata looking at you're bikini, "Thank you~" anda berkata pecking his cheek "Since when did anda two exchange greetings with kisses?" Tony berkata grinning, Delbar chimed in grinning "Since awhile~ Non of yo beeswax Starky-Poof." She berkata as she turned to Loki and requested a piggy back ride "Please please please~" she begged "No, it's embarrassing." Loki berkata "What's so embarrassing about a woman, on a Man's er....Well in you're case a gods, back? I mean you're practically holding my keldai while anda walk." anda heard her mumble, his face went a bit red as he took it into consideration "W-well maybe..." Delbar grinned and jumped on his back, "Yay~ OKAY PEOPLE!" She shouted "We will be broken up into 2 groups. Whoever rode with who shall be in that one group." Natasha, Clint, Thor and yourself gathered around Loki and Delbar, while Pepper, Tony, Dr. Banner and Steve formed into a small group "Well meet back up at the wave pool at around lunch time. Now go have fun." Delbar berkata as she whispered something into Loki's ear and smiled "(Y/N), choose a ride!" Delbar berkata as she got down from Loki's back and held onto his arm "Umm...." anda glanced at the map and pointed to a tube ride "Can we go on that?" Delbar nodded with a smile "Off we go!" She berkata as she held onto Loki's hand and started walking. Natasha and Clint trailed behind anda and Thor as anda followed them "This is exciting!" Thor berkata as he held you're hand softly "Mmhm, my Father never took me anywhere fun when I was younger. I'm glad though, cause I get to experience this with such amazing people." anda berkata smiling, Thor chuckled "So tell me lebih about you're life." He said, you're face became pale when he asked that soalan "(Y/N)? Are anda alright?" anda nodded and looked away "Um....M-My life wasn't that great, Thor. I-I'd rather not...." Thor studied anda for a moment and nodded "I understand, (Y/N)." He berkata as he rubbed you're hand with his thumb, it was surprisingly comforting. Once anda got to the ride and walked up the flights of stairs - Which for you, was hard to do - Delbar and Loki were discussing who would ride with who, since the tubes, were for 3 people. "How about girls in one and boys in the other?" Del suggested "No, no Delbar." She rolled her eyes "One girl 2 guys?" He shook his head, Delbar slammed her palm into her forehead and sighed "Who wants to go with who." She asked, Thor's hand shot up immediately "C-Can I ride with Brother?" He asked, "But then anda cannot ride with (Y/N.)" Loki berkata "Oh, that can be remedied. You, (Y/N) and Thor can ride in one, Tasha, Clint and I in another." Delbar suggested "But Del!" He berkata "Honey, it's just 1 ride, I'll be with my Cousin and Clint and yo-" "Did anda say Cousin" anda said, Delbar nodded "Yes," "Natasha....Is you're cousin?" Another nod "H-How??" Delbar smiled weakly at anda and gave Thor a tube "My Mothers Brother is her Father," Delbar berkata as she ordered anda and Thor onto the tube with Loki "See anda down there." She berkata as she kissed Loki and returned to Natasha's side. During you're daze of shock, the attendant explained safety rules to the three of you. "So Cool....OHMYGODWHATISHAPPENING!" And off anda were, sliding the large slides. anda squealed with fear and delight "This is so awesome!!" anda yelled, Thor and Loki laughed a bit. At the end of the ride, the three of anda was laughing and shouting "That was very amusing..." Loki berkata chuckling "It was, Brother!" Thor berkata laughing "Did anda have fun, (Y/N)?" anda nodded "I wanna do it again!!" anda shouted, shortly after anda heard Clint and Delbar's screams and then they're inner tube plopping beside yours "That. Was. AWESOME!" Clint said, Natasha was laughing and Delbar had jumped out of her spot and onto Loki "HONEY THAT WAS SO FUN OHMAIGOD LET'S GO DO IT AGAIN!!" She yelled, Loki thrashed around underwater, since her weight plus his sunk his side of the tube "I'm so sorry!" She berkata as she got off of him "I-It is alright." He berkata wiping off his face , Delbar kissed his cheek and hugged him "Okay, let's get out now..." He berkata coughing into his fist to cover his blush. anda all climbed out and threw you're tubes into the pile "Okay, Tasha, you're turn!" Natasha thought for a moment and pointed to Adventure Maze "That looks fun." She said, Delbar nodded and again, took the lead. Once anda arrived, Delbar gave the orders again "Couple up, go through the maze~ first couple out gets a funnel cake!" Natasha laughed at the komen and nodded, taking Clint and going in first. "See-Ya outside~" Delbar berkata as she dragged Loki in, giggling like a schoolgirl. "Ladies first," Thor berkata as he motioned to the entrance, as anda walked in, anda saw only darkness. "T-Thor?" Upon saying that, Thor grabbed you're hand and gripped it tightly "Do not worry, (Y/N). I am right here." He said, anda smiled and held on to him tightly "This is kinda romantic....." anda mumbled as anda and Thor walked down a quite, jungle like tunnel "It...It is." He berkata . anda two walked around for a little while, until finally anda saw the exit. "There it is!" anda shouted as anda dragged Thor out of the maze. When anda looked around to see if the others were out yet atau not, anda only saw the few Rawak people passing sejak "We are the first ones out..." Thor said, "Did they get lost?" anda asked, the maze was not hard at all, it wouldn't be surprising if they made it out first "Um...I doubt it. It's unlike my Brother to get Lost in such a easy maze." Thor said. Shortly after, anda both realized that its possible they were in there for a longer period of time on purpose. "B-But there's camera's and children in there!" anda berkata flustered "I know my Brother, it's lebih than likely he's playing some game that involves him hiding and then stealing kisses from her. Back in Asgard, he would do that to the ladies that fancied him." Thor berkata sighing, anda sat on the ground criss-crossed style and waited...And waited...Until Natasha and Clint came out, laughing. "H-Hey guys!" Clint berkata as he and Natasha walked up "Is Del and Loki out yet?" Natasha asked as she looked around "No." Thor berkata scratching his chin. "Ohhh" Natasha and Clint berkata "They should be out soon though." He said, and lo and behold, the lovebirds came stumbling out. "Phew! Took awhile to find our way out!" Delbar berkata giggling "Yes, a difficulty maze..." Loki berkata chuckling as he kissed Delbar's head "Well" anda berkata grinning "I hope anda two were alright, since Del has a few bruises " anda poked at the one on her shoulder "There" then anda poked at the one on her forearm "and There." anda gave Thor a evil grin, poor Delbar almost fainted from embarrassment "Oh stop ribbing the poor girl," Clint berkata giving Thor a soft jab on the arm and a chuckle. anda sighed and twirled around to face him "Fine~ Sorry Del." anda berkata patting her on the back "I-It's okay...It's you're fault Loki" she berkata shooting the god a cold glare, he gave a evil grin "Sorry love~" He berkata pulling out a small lily out of nowhere and gave it to her "You're not supposed to be using magic Loki." She berkata as she brought it to her nose, he shrugged and kissed her head "Okay, it's almost lunch time. Y'all ready to head to the wave pool?" Delbar berkata as she secured the lily in her hair "Yup!" anda berkata "Hey Thor?" anda poked the god "Yes (Y/N)?" "Can I anda let me ride on you're shoulders?" He looked at anda for a moment and nodded "Of course." He berkata smiling. He keeled down and let anda crawl onto his shoulders. Once anda felt comfortable he rose up and began following the others "This is fun~" anda berkata grinning "It is, I even think Loki is enjoying it lebih than he expected." He berkata smiling "What do anda want for lunch?" anda asked "I heard these 'Cheese fries' are delicious." He berkata smiling "They are. Hey, um....Maybe tonight we can talk....And maybe get to know each other better...?" anda suggested, "I would like that very much." He berkata chuckling. As anda two walked, anda taught him new things he didn't know about Earth. He told anda about Asgard before Tony appeared and shot anda both some embarrassing comments. "Hey, play NICE!" Pepper spat as she joined Delbar to get lunch. "So, anda two are what? Lovers, Boyfriend/Girlfriend? Whatwhatwhatwhatwhat!" Tony berkata bouncing up and down like a child on a sugar high "What is this...'Boyfriend' and 'Girlfriend' anda speak of?" Thor asked confused "I-Its nothing Thor. Ignore him." anda shot the billionaire a dirty look and pulled him away from him and near Natasha and Clint, who were playing cards "Hey big guy," Clint greeted him "Hello Friend Barton, what are anda playing?" Thor asked as anda took a kerusi, tempat duduk and dealt yourself some cards "They're playing Poker. My Friends played it a lot back at home." anda berkata smiling, "Interesting....May I join?" He asked "Of course," Natasha berkata as she patted a spot beside her "We'll teach anda how to play." anda berkata smiling. This was the one thing anda remember enjoying about you're life back home.
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