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woofbark said:
Well, before I answer, I must relate as to WHY it is not unheard of that a wizard atau witch should end up in a Twilight novel. Remember the basilisk in book 2? Have anda ever wondered HOW he could kill people with a stare from his eyes? Well, in his eyes are the only the WORST segments from Twilight Filem and books, and only the WORST responses from fans. All this at once causes the IQ to plummet so steeply that one forgets how to breathe and dies immediately. When one is PETRIFIED, the basilisk accidentally tunjuk them the BETTER parts of Twilight and the BETTER responses. However, the basilisk realizes its mistake and transports them to a Twilight novel where it knows they will not survive if they meet all the WORST characters at once. Of course, this has happened to many wizards and witches as Hogwarts-Penelope Clearwater, Colin Creevey, Nearly Headless Nick, Mrs. Norris, and (of course) Hermione Granger. Since Hermione was young at the time, she did not fall in love. Penelope Clearwater thought of Jacob Black as a good friend, and their relationship might have gone well if she hadn't meant Leah Clearwater. Immediately she jumped to the erroneous conclusion that Twilight was just copying all the names and characters and that there was some one just like Jacob in the wizarding world. (He was already taken, but she was unaware) Hermione, however, discovered Bella at Forks. At first she thought her kind, then recapitulated when she heard her talk of Lauren. "She doesn't like me! She's so MEAN!" Bella whined. "She's the only one in the school! Get over it!" Bella sniffed. "YOU'RE JUST JEALOUST THAT anda DON'T HAVE EDWARD!" Hermione face-palmed herself and hoped the mandrake solution would be ready soon. Bella hated Hermione, especially after she pointed out a plot hole in HER story. ("A PLOT HOLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" She whined) Hermione met many other Twilight characters. She considered Edward just kind of odd. Sure, he sparkled, nothing was wrong with that. But if he hated his sparkles, why not just cover them with makeup? Carlisle was kind and had an interesting story, but he was too old for her, and that would seem kind of odd if they were in love. Jacob was a nice guy, very kind in fact, and she might have grown to like him if he hadn't turned into a wreck after Bella AND Penelope rejected him. After leaving the Twilight series, Hermione decided that she should keep her Cinta interests in HER story........ So, in short, she wouldn't fall in Cinta with anyone (since she already met and disliked most of them) JAJ (Just a joke)
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