Ways to piss off Lord Voldemort!
1) Steal his wand and tell him Nagini ate it.
2) Whenever he speaks to you, bow low and say, "Yes, sensei."
3) Replace your Death Eater mask with a Dark Vader mask & insist that, "Tom....I am your father."
4) Sign him up as a kindergarten teacher.
5) Tell him Dumbledore has a ring like his.
6) Tell him anda are worried that his obsession with Harry Potter isn't healthy, & he should just confess his Cinta for him.
7) Skip around Malfoy Manor rapping as loud as anda can, "H to the A to the R to the R to the Y, what does that spell? HARRY!"
8) Follow him around all day, Singing Somewhere over the Rainbow.
9) Dye all his robes sunny yellow.
10) Ask him what's his kegemaran type of flower.
11) During the most important & serious Death Eater meeting, dress up in a ball gaun while Draco wears a tuxedo, and start dancing in the middle of a meeting and grab all the death eaters; one sejak one; to dance with anda guys
12) Hide under Voldemort's katil and start screaming your head off in the middle of the night
13) Whack him in the arm and say 'mosquito' - every few minutes
14) Call him 'The-Man-Who-Let-the-Boy-Live.'
15) Ask why the Dark Mark couldn't look like something 'more socially acceptable?
16)Shower him with confetti and rice, anytime anda think he needs to make a 'grand entry.'
17)Paint all the Death Eater masks with bright Warna and glitter.
18)Tell him anda think evil master plans of world domination are 'kind of girlie.'
19) Drag out a banjo at Death Eater revels and start playing 'Kumbayah.' (This one is my FAVORITE!)
20) Bake him scar shaped cookies, but insist it wasn't purposeful
1) Steal his wand and tell him Nagini ate it.
2) Whenever he speaks to you, bow low and say, "Yes, sensei."
3) Replace your Death Eater mask with a Dark Vader mask & insist that, "Tom....I am your father."
4) Sign him up as a kindergarten teacher.
5) Tell him Dumbledore has a ring like his.
6) Tell him anda are worried that his obsession with Harry Potter isn't healthy, & he should just confess his Cinta for him.
7) Skip around Malfoy Manor rapping as loud as anda can, "H to the A to the R to the R to the Y, what does that spell? HARRY!"
8) Follow him around all day, Singing Somewhere over the Rainbow.
9) Dye all his robes sunny yellow.
10) Ask him what's his kegemaran type of flower.
11) During the most important & serious Death Eater meeting, dress up in a ball gaun while Draco wears a tuxedo, and start dancing in the middle of a meeting and grab all the death eaters; one sejak one; to dance with anda guys
12) Hide under Voldemort's katil and start screaming your head off in the middle of the night
13) Whack him in the arm and say 'mosquito' - every few minutes
14) Call him 'The-Man-Who-Let-the-Boy-Live.'
15) Ask why the Dark Mark couldn't look like something 'more socially acceptable?
16)Shower him with confetti and rice, anytime anda think he needs to make a 'grand entry.'
17)Paint all the Death Eater masks with bright Warna and glitter.
18)Tell him anda think evil master plans of world domination are 'kind of girlie.'
19) Drag out a banjo at Death Eater revels and start playing 'Kumbayah.' (This one is my FAVORITE!)
20) Bake him scar shaped cookies, but insist it wasn't purposeful
Harry woke with a start as Teddy’s cries pierced the small room. He groggily climbed out of the warm katil and stumbled over to the buaian, bassinet sejak the window. In the moonlight he could see that Teddy’s hair was bright pink. Chuckling to himself, he lifted the baby out of the tempat tidur bayi, katil bayi and started over to the rocking chair.
He fed Teddy some warm milk.He stopped crying. Harry smiled,and Teddy smiled back.Harry put him back in the crib.Instantly Teddy fell asleep.
He fed Teddy some warm milk.He stopped crying. Harry smiled,and Teddy smiled back.Harry put him back in the crib.Instantly Teddy fell asleep.
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