China and South Korea grew silent once they heard a familiar voice call through the bushes “do…*hic* do I’m gonna kirr England but not *hic* Russia! *hic* because he is *hic* soooo nice!!! *hic* in fact I just killed England be-*hic* because he is a b-itch!” Jepun meowed stumbling through the bushes running right into China and South Korea “oh hei anda *hic* guys!” Jepun meowed quickly leaping up on his paws. “Uhh…are anda drunk atau are anda hanging out with France again aru?” China meowed instantly Jepun slashed China across the face and hissed “I AM THE AWESOME ONE B-ITCH!!!” instantly China opened his eyes in shock “WHAT THE HELL DID anda JUST CALL ME ARU!? anda MUST STOP HANGING OUT WITH FRANCE!” yet Jepun laughed and meowed “what are anda getting angry for? B-itch?” “oh now it’s on” China hissed walking forward. “Yea!!! Come on Anki! Teach Jepun a lesson!!” South Korea yowled with excitement “shut up! I’m busy” China hissed then he instantly turned to Jepun and meowed “I’m sorry Jepun but I’m going to have to beat you…it’s anda who made me do this so yea I’m sorry but I’m only doing this because anda are Berlakon up again” “oh wow! Y-*hic*you actuarry think anda can hurt me!? Wow! Y-*hic*you’re so demanding!!!” Jepun hissed awkwardly China bent ke hadapan and sniffed his fur. Wine. “Yep it’s official Jepun is drunk because he was hanging out with France and France’s owner actually gives them wine how amazing is that?” China meowed pulling back from Jepun then he instantly leaped over Jepun and grabbed him sejak the scruff “H-*hic*Hey what the herr are anda doing!?” Jepun hissed once China dragged him backward exposing Japan’s soft belly “I’m sorry but remember I’m only punishing anda because anda were Berlakon up aru” China meowed in reply his voice muffled sejak Japan’s fur. He then raised his paw and slammed it down onto Japan’s belly leaving a red paw mark and making Jepun began to struggle and grow sweaty “alright aru only a few lebih red paw marks and your punishment will be over aru” then China kept bringing his paw up and slamming his paw down on different spots on Japan’s belly making South Korea flinch each time Jepun yowled (also people China just did this to South Korea before Jepun appeared). Finally China released Jepun and let him up “what do anda have to say aru?” China meowed looking at Jepun “I-I’m sorry it’s just I was with France and he berkata that I shourd stay with him because his owner would be drinking wine and he also tord me that his owner also gives wine to him” Jepun meowed weakly tear drops rolling out from his eyes “okay I’m sorry to Jepun I actually hated doing this to you” China meowed purring South Korea joining him.
