We all probably remember reuben - Gibby's odd friend who came up with the craziest metaphors nobody was able to understand, apart from Gibby. Not to forget to mention that he secretly admires Sam. However Reubenese is finally made understandable for everyone else.

Reubenese for beginners

Ruebenese: 'Sup soda bottle nose. Are your roosters dancin'?
English: Hello. How are anda today?

Reub.: anda can't drink two jars of applesauce if anda don't lift the guard dog.
Engl.: I'm fine. Thank you.

Reub.: Wow, anda can make a dog bark faster than a ikan can climb a tree.
Engl.: I think anda are cute.


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