Johnny the Homicidal Maniac Club
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posted by invaderzimrox
It was a sunny hari in the neighborhood, and Nny simply despised it. "Happiness...blech! It makes me wanna vomit." he said. He pulled out some old cloth and draped it over his window. "THE SUNLIGHT BURNS MY SKIN!!" he screamed. Suddenly his doorbell rang. He ran up to the door and opened it just slightly. "What do anda want...and make it quick I don't do too well in the sun." he said. It was Squee at the door! "Have anda seen my parents anywhere? I just came utama from school and I usually say hello to them but today...they weren't even home..." he asked. "GET IN HERE CHILD!" Nny said, yanking Squee sejak the arm and dropping him on the floor, slamming the door behind him. "DO anda KNOW WHAT KIND OF PAIN I ENDURE? I DON'T CARE ABOUT OTHER PEOPLE, AND I MOST CERTAINLY WON'T WASTE MY TIME LOOKING FOR YOUR IDIOT PARENTS!!!!!!!" he screeched. Squee sqeaked with fear. "S-so did anda kill them atau something??" Squee asked. "WHAT?! IF I HAD THEM I WOULD'VE USED THEIR BLOOD FOR A GOOD REASON! WHY IS IT WHENEVER SOMEONE GOES MISSING THEY ASSUME I'M THE ONE WHO TOOK atau KILLED THEM?? AM I SOME KIND OF REGULAR AROUND HERE??" Nny yelled. "Well....maybe because anda like to kill people..." Squee suggested. Nny's face turned red. He pulled out a knife. "I suggest anda leave, before your blood ends up on my wall." Nny threatened. Squee bolted out the door like a cheetah. Nny sat down on his sofa, kerusi panjang and began to think. "Hmm.." he kept saying repeatedly for almost an hour. "Ok I think I've got it...no...yeah..no thats not...nah...hm...maybe...no...thats not possible...ack! I'M TALKING TO MYSELF!" He stomped into his front yard and over to Squee's. Squee answered with a can of toxins in his hand. "What's that for?" Nny asked. "Safety" Squee shook. "Yeah well...I need headache medicine. Do anda happen to have any?" he asked. "Uh uh..." Squee replied. "I'm sure anda do. " Nny said, barging into Squee's bathroom. He scrambled all through the cabinets, but still nothing. "WHERE IS THE FREAKING HEAD MEDICINE IN THIS FILTHY PLACE????" Nny screamed. "There is none..honest.." Squee answered. "Oh..Ok...um..sorry to have just walked in like this is my own home, but things keep talking to me..." Nny said. "And hey, don't worry about me ever doing this again..I'll just go to the pharmacy from now on...but anda seem like a reliable little person eh?" he said. "I guess so..." Squee said. "Well, I'm heading out."