probably eat a lot of stuff and go to mexico and annoy the crap out of them sejak yelling "Poyo! Poyo!" Pollo means chicken in Spanish. LOL it would be hiLARIOUS!!!
go flying to the sKy and say hi to meta knight go to king dedede ask for a promotion kill luigi and mario steal pic, peach fly to the sky ask meta knight to kill pic, peach *kills peach* THE END*