labyrinth

Disclaimer : I do not own labyrinth atau it's characters.
(Inspired sejak the song Angel Eyes sejak New Years rah wandered into the bubble ball Jareth had created for her. All the guests were dressed darkly. The female fae were wearing Gothic Victorian style dresses with their mysterious masks and the male fae were wearing dark Suits with black old fashioned bow ties. Sarah herself was dressed in a similar Gothic gaun though it was less revealing, her Chocolate brown hair was now changed into jet black with red highlights peeking out, she had black lipstick and dark liner. She wore a choker and stiletto...

(In a store)

Jareth: How much are these delightful edible crystals?
Cashier: (rolling eyes) they're rock Kandi sir and a dollar fifty.

(Clothes shopping in the mall)

Jareth: (goes up to employee with pair of leggings) excuse me.

Cashier: (looks up) what can I help anda with today?

Jareth: (holding up leggings) do anda have these in men's?

Cashier: (weirded out) yeah...ummm...no.

(At job interview for daycare)

Interviewer: have anda had any experience with kids before?

Jareth: yes indeed, anda see when unwanted children are wished away to the underground. I simply take them to my istana, castle in the goblin...