If anda have to throw up, get into a chair quickly. If anda cannot manage
this in time, get to an Oriental rug. Shag is good!
Determine quickly which guest hates cats. Sit on that lap during the
evening. He won't dare push anda off and will even call anda "nice kitty."
If anda can arrange to have cat Makanan on your breath, so much the better.
For sitting on laps atau rubbing against seluar, penekan legs, select Warna which
contrast with your own.
Always accompany guests to the bathroom. It is not necessary to do
anything. Just sit and stare.
Do not allow closed doors in any room. To get one open, stand...
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