elliotishot I love the Munch quotes! how about Stabler: I like these little cliques there like the Mafia nobody knows nothing

ash87 Yeah, you could write a book with Munch quotes. I love this Alex one: Alex - "He is lucky i didn't knock his teeth down his throat!" Cragen - "I'd pay real money to see that"

svu_luver I love svu quotes I read them all the time on imdb!!

meagan116 wat ep was this quote? Elliot Stabler: How long you been sleeping with Cassidy? Olivia Benson: Uh, I'm not. Elliot Stabler: Your stomach just dropped two floors, Olivia. The unconscious don't lie. Olivia Benson: I'm not lying ... not much. Elliot Stabler: Mm-hmm. Olivia Benson: Is it that obvious? Elliot Stabler: I'm your partner for better or worse. Look everybody knows too much about everybody else in this office anyway. Olivia Benson: I broke a rule, Elliot. A personal one. And now he wants to see me again. Elliot Stabler: Can you blame him?

meagan116 oh and this one Detective Stabler: The difference between you and all the victims is you can walk away. Detective Olivia Benson: (whispers) No I can't. and this one lol Alex - "He is lucky i didn't knock his teeth down his throat!" Cragen - "I'd pay real money to see that"

Starwarschick18 I like the episode where Elliot and Olivia are finally 2gether again after Olivia leaves their partnership. Elliot says "I'd give you a kidney." Olivia replies "Not if I gave you mine first." In the same episode Olivia says "You know my partner has something of an anger management problem I thought he had it under control but I guess I was wrong. Seriously he WILL break your arm." LOL! SO FUNNY! I also love the quote in the episode Countdown. The rest of the team go into the men's room. Cragen steps out of a stall. He looks at them and says deadpan "I'm not tipping all of you." LMAFO each time! I really love the quotes in the episode Abomination : Cragen: "What did you get from the people at Reed's funeral?" Fin: "Not much. After the fight broke out a bunch of people left before we got their names." Munch: "Yeah, but we got their pictures." (holding camera) Cragen: "Where the hell is that from?" Munch: "One of Reverend Shaw's church members; he must have left it behind." Casey: "I didn't hear that." Cragen: "Give it back to him John." ~ Makes me LAMFO every time! I am in love with this witty exchange between Cragen and Munch in the episode Resilience it cracks me up each time I see it! Cragen: "You think Landricks is a murderer, and not just a sick freak?" Munch: "Since when do those two exclude each other?" I also love in one of the earlier episodes where Elliot Cragen and John are in Cragen's office. Munch: "Are we missing some key piece of information here?" Cragen & Elliot: "Shut up John!" Get's me every time! I also like the quote in the episode Popular Cragen: "I am really getting sick of these kids, which is probably why I don't have any. " One of all time favorite quotes is from the episode Crush when Olivia and a attorney Elizabeth Pond get detained because of overzealous judge Cragen has to bail them out. Olivia: "What are you waiting for spring us?" Cragen: "After I'm done savoring the moment " Pond: "This is your boss?" Olivia: "Yeah he's very supportive." LMFO every time! I adore these quotes form the episode Alternate Lake: "It was a honor serving under you sir." Cragen: "I'm not dead yet Detective Lake." Lake: "I'm not saying I didn't see crazies in Brooklyn but you guys are coo-coo magnets." Fin: "This is nothing you should of been here when the white supremacist shot Munch in the ass he still has to sit on a special pillow." ~ Both groups of quotes are so great! I really like this exchange in the episode Philadelphia between Cargen and Dr. Hendrix Rebecca Hendrix: "In my opinion, Detectives Benson and Stabler have a degree of mutual reliance and emotional dependence that compromises their effectiveness as police officers." Cragen: "In other words ...?" Rebecca Hendrix: "They're too close." Cragen: "You recommend I split them up?" Rebecca Hendrix: "If you want to lose your two best detectives." This small discussion really emphasizes both Elliot and Olivia's flaws and their amazing similarities! I love these exchanges between Munch & Fin in the Season 2 Episode Runaway Ted Bolger: "Who is he?!" Fin :" That's my Jew." Munch: (as he and Fin are leaving) "Shalom." Munch: "Your Jew? Your Jew? What if I called you "my boy" ?!" Fin : " Then I'll be your boy, John!"~ So cute and funny! I LOVE these quotes form the Season 10 episode Penetration Dana Lewis : "Really? You're playing the fragile victim card?" Elliot: "Fragile? Hardly Every time I'm with you I get hurt, when you went after those Aryans I got shot, when you were tracking those Eco terrorists I got blown up." Dana Lewis : "You have me at blown up." Dana Lewis: "The PAT's plan was to spark a revolution by killing a cop. And you guys served up that state trooper on a silver platter. Then, after all of New York's finest would attend the funeral, they would just blow everybody else up." [Dana tosses a grenade towards Stabler and he catches it] Elliot : "Hey, hey. I don't have a good track record with you and explosives." [Nervously hands grenade back to her] Dana Lewis: "Oh relax Nancy. The pin is in it." Elliot (to himself referring to Dana) "She's not going to be happy until I'm dead."

RosalynCabenson I loved it when Benson and stabler were observing a susbects house and Olivia coming to the car with coffe saying "Good morning sunshine" to elliot. It was so cute. Can anyone tell me which episode it was again?

CMcrazyfan_16 Elliot: "What just happened?" Olivia: "Maybe God remembered how cute you looked as a carrot" <3 !

RosalynCabenson I love it CMcrazyfan! I just wanted to post that too XDD

Midnight_love15 lol! I love all these great quotes!

RosalynCabenson There are just too many...that's what's great about the show!

PsychFan15 Casey Novak: "The defense can say that in the missing sections that a spaceship landed and aliens squashed the girl with a giant pumpkin." xD

RosalynCabenson what episode is theis from? @ PsychFan15 Thats so funny!

shopperchick33 From Loophole- Defense Attorney: If it looks like a duck and it quacks like a duck- Casey: -it's pornography!

shopperchick33 Fin- I'm his father. Liv- And your also a cop. And no matter how hard you try, there's no way to separate the two.

BMeloni I love law and order: svu! Seriously best show ever. I love when Elliott hits this rapist in the head and he falls, then he screams fuck you and detective tutuola goes i'm pretty sure your not his type. hahahaha i laughed really hard, because the guy was gay and elliot isn't.

shopperchick33 best show ever<333333 FIn: Well theres gotta be hundreds of miles of tunnels. Any idea which ones are full of schist? Ryan (CSU): They're all full of schist.

depaul1203 loving it.

lawnorderluva OMG! Can u post which episodes they r in... LOL.... I LOVE LAW AND ORDER: SVU NO SHOW CAN COMPARE!! LOL... I WANNA BE A DETECTIVE WHEN IM OLDER BECUASE OF THIS SHOW!!! Olivia inspires. Im like her. Im a smart alac, i actract loons(lol its true), i got similar haircuts.. lol... I LOVE THIS SHOW!!!!!! :D

mtklover95 Detective Stabler: The difference between you and all the victims is you can walk away. Detective Olivia Benson: (whispers) No I can't. can anyone tell me what episode this is from

svujunkiecindy i am an svu addict!!!!!!!!!!

Barbara_War I like this one too Olivia:And I want to see you castrated with a rusty steak knife, nothing is gonna happen but we can both dream. Anybody knows from what episode this is from? I forgot!

loveSVUxoxo Season 11 Episode 14. Benson: hey El, do you ever get a gay vibe off me? Stabler: would it matter if I did? (Benson looks at him like 'wtf did you just say?) LOL Then there's. Stabler: I get hit, you get hit on.

eosvubonesbaby lol So funny

PhoenixFlames You forgot Dr Huang: Strangle me? Stabler: I'll try Gotta love George Huang <3