Leyton Family<3 (Back On My Bullshit) Tumblr Text Posts I Vibe With ; Which Do Anda Vibe With The Most?
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*retires in my 20s*
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sorry, i could never be a capitalist, i suffer from “wanting humans to have-
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"i Cinta when dudes are like "yeah i'm lebih of a tits/ass guy" as if they-
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going to start saying "male journalist" and "male comedian" and "male engineer"-
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how do people not swear??? like where does their anger go?? how do they show-
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once u start thinking “oh i think i need to sit down in the pancuran, pancuran mandian for a-
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2020 was like “i know a place” ... and took us to hell
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this chapter of my life is called (damn jalang, perempuan jalang anda sure you’re alright?)
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i went to the cooking competition and all of the chefs kept yelling “cast-
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some of u never tried to force a bola tampar as far underwater as u could at a-
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going to start saying "male journalist" and "male comedian" and "male engineer" so people start to hear how fucking stupid it sounds
once u start thinking “oh i think i need to sit down in the shower for a little while” it’s literally all down hill from there
how do people not swear??? like where does their anger go?? how do they show their enthusiasm??? what if they stub their toe??? like saying golly gosh isn’t really gonna cut it barbara
i went to the cooking competition and all of the chefs kept yelling “cast iron pan” but i dont even know how to use that damn spell yet im not a high enough level
"i love when dudes are like "yeah i'm more of a tits/ass guy" as if they wouldn't fuck a crunchwrap supreme
some of u never tried to force a volleyball as far underwater as u could at a pool as a kid only to have it shoot up and hit u in the fucking face and it shows
+ the swear one, the shower one (lmao), 2020 and the chapter of my life
this is my internal monologue literally during every date i go on
but yes this and the "damn bitch u sure u alright" the most rn
+ male journalist/comedian/engineer & the volleyball one
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