On the first hari of Krismas a wizard gave to me, one ring to rule them all.
On the saat hari of Krismas a wizard gave to me, two sons of Gondor and one ring to rule them all.
On the third hari of Krismas a wizard gave to me, three lembas bread, two sons of Gondor and one ring to rule them all.
On the fourth hari of Krismas a wizard gave to me, four little hobbits, three lembas bread, two sons of Gondor and one ring to rule them all.
On the fifth hari of Krismas a wizard gave to me, five undead Wraiths, four little hobbits, three lembas bread, two sons of Gondor and one ring to rule them...

Another version of "You know your an LOTR peminat when..."

Your AOL screen name is Elbereth.
You can pronounce Nirnaeth Arnoediad.
The opponents in your MS Hearts game are named Morgoth, Sauron and Ungoliant.
You have a decided opinion on the soalan of the two Glorfindels.
You understand #4.
Your thesis was entitled "On the Valar and their Treament of the Noldor"
When watching The Two Towers, anda must fight the urge to scream, "THERE WERE NO ELVES, NEITHER FROM IMLADRIS NOR LÓRIEN, IN THE BATTLE OF THE HORNBURG!
But anda mourn Haldir anyway.
It's not "hello", it's "Hail and well met."
You know...