Male: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put I and U togather
Female: Oh really, because if I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put F and U
together.
Male: Did it hurt when anda fell from heaven?
Female: did it hurt when they kicked anda out of hell?
He says "Where have anda been all my life"
She says "Hiding from you....how the hell did anda find me?"
Male: I would die for you...
Female: Prove it
'Male: I'm all you've got good lookin'
Female: then I must not have alot
Male: Haven't I seen anda someplace before?
Female: Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore
Male: So what do anda do for a living?
Female: Female impersonator.
Male: "Is this kerusi, tempat duduk empty?"
Female: "Yes, and this one will be too if anda sit down."
Male: "So, wanna go back to my place?"
Female: "Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?"
Male: "I'd like to call you. What's your number?"
Female: "It's in the phone book."
Male: "But I don't know your name."
Female: "That's in the phone book too."
"What sign were anda born under?"
"No Parking."
"I know how to please a woman."
"Then please leave me alone."
"Haven't we met before?"
"Yes, I'm the receptionist at the V.D. Clinic."
"I want to give myself to you."
"Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts."
"I can tell that anda want me."
"Ohhhh. You're so right. I want you... to leave."
"Hey, baby, What's your sign?"
"Stop."
"Hey cutie, how 'bout anda and I hitting the hot spots?"
"Sorry, I don't tarikh outside my species."
"May I see anda pretty soon?"
"Why? Don't anda think I'm pretty now?"
"Your body is like a temple."
"Sorry, there are no services today."
"I'd go through anything for you."
"Good! Let's start with your bank account."
"I would go to the end of the world for you."
"Yes, but would anda stay there?"
"Your place atau mine?"
"Both. anda go to yours and I'll go to mine."
After hearing a pickup line:
I like your approach, now let's see your departure.
If anda are looking at a girl and she says "What are anda looking at?"
say "I thought anda were good looking, but I was mistaken."
Does beauty run in your family?
It obviously doesn't in yours!
What's your name sexy?
Taken!
Do anda believe in Cinta at first sight atau do anda want me to walk sejak again?
Yeah, but this time don't stop!
I think you're the best looking girl in here.
Really? Well, I'd better go find the best looking guy then, hadn't I!
Your legs go clear up to your ass.
Most peoples' do!
Can I buy anda a drink?
Go ahead, but only if anda buy my boyfriend one too!
"You look like a dream."
Response: "Go back to sleep."
What`s it like being the most beautiful girl in the bar?
What`s it like being the biggest liar in the world?
"I can see forever in your eyes."
"But all I can see is never in yours."
'"I looked up beautiful in the thesaurus today and your name was included."
"Thanks! Hey, I saw your name seterusnya to jerk."
...
These are not sejak me but I saw them and though it was funny...
If anyone has anymore, I can add them in...
Female: Oh really, because if I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put F and U
together.
Male: Did it hurt when anda fell from heaven?
Female: did it hurt when they kicked anda out of hell?
He says "Where have anda been all my life"
She says "Hiding from you....how the hell did anda find me?"
Male: I would die for you...
Female: Prove it
'Male: I'm all you've got good lookin'
Female: then I must not have alot
Male: Haven't I seen anda someplace before?
Female: Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore
Male: So what do anda do for a living?
Female: Female impersonator.
Male: "Is this kerusi, tempat duduk empty?"
Female: "Yes, and this one will be too if anda sit down."
Male: "So, wanna go back to my place?"
Female: "Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?"
Male: "I'd like to call you. What's your number?"
Female: "It's in the phone book."
Male: "But I don't know your name."
Female: "That's in the phone book too."
"What sign were anda born under?"
"No Parking."
"I know how to please a woman."
"Then please leave me alone."
"Haven't we met before?"
"Yes, I'm the receptionist at the V.D. Clinic."
"I want to give myself to you."
"Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts."
"I can tell that anda want me."
"Ohhhh. You're so right. I want you... to leave."
"Hey, baby, What's your sign?"
"Stop."
"Hey cutie, how 'bout anda and I hitting the hot spots?"
"Sorry, I don't tarikh outside my species."
"May I see anda pretty soon?"
"Why? Don't anda think I'm pretty now?"
"Your body is like a temple."
"Sorry, there are no services today."
"I'd go through anything for you."
"Good! Let's start with your bank account."
"I would go to the end of the world for you."
"Yes, but would anda stay there?"
"Your place atau mine?"
"Both. anda go to yours and I'll go to mine."
After hearing a pickup line:
I like your approach, now let's see your departure.
If anda are looking at a girl and she says "What are anda looking at?"
say "I thought anda were good looking, but I was mistaken."
Does beauty run in your family?
It obviously doesn't in yours!
What's your name sexy?
Taken!
Do anda believe in Cinta at first sight atau do anda want me to walk sejak again?
Yeah, but this time don't stop!
I think you're the best looking girl in here.
Really? Well, I'd better go find the best looking guy then, hadn't I!
Your legs go clear up to your ass.
Most peoples' do!
Can I buy anda a drink?
Go ahead, but only if anda buy my boyfriend one too!
"You look like a dream."
Response: "Go back to sleep."
What`s it like being the most beautiful girl in the bar?
What`s it like being the biggest liar in the world?
"I can see forever in your eyes."
"But all I can see is never in yours."
'"I looked up beautiful in the thesaurus today and your name was included."
"Thanks! Hey, I saw your name seterusnya to jerk."
...
These are not sejak me but I saw them and though it was funny...
If anyone has anymore, I can add them in...