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And Theeeeeeeeeeeen?! - A Very Annoying, Short one-shot Fanfic

posted by KowalSkip9

Characters:

Skipper
Kowalski
Rico
Private
Rebekah (OC, sorry, I wrote this a while back and didn't want to change it)

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Rebekah: Hey, Skipper! There is this awesome new Chinese restaurant that I think anda should try sometime!
Skipper: Oh really?
Rebekah: Yeah! Here's the phone number for it.
*Rebekah hands Skipper a slip of paper with a phone number on it*
—Later—
*Skipper dials the number*
Lady: Chinese fooood. May I help you?
Skipper: Yeah, I'd like to place an order.
Lady: How much anda like?
Skipper: Yeah, I'd like, uh, four orders of garlic fish.
Lady: And then?
Skipper: And then four orders of white rice.
Lady: And then?
Skipper: And theeeen... oh, hey, anda guys want soup?
Kowalski: Sure.
Skipper: Yeah, four orders of, uh, wonton soup.
Lady: And then?
Skipper: Oh, uh, some fortune cookies, biskut too.
Lady: And then?
Skipper: Uuuh, actually I think that's about it.
Lady: And then?
Skipper: No, that's it!
Lady: And then?
Skipper: No and then! That's all I want.
Lady: And then?
Skipper: And then, um, nothing else 'cause I'm done ordering, okay?
Lady: And THEN?
Skipper: Uh, no, see all I want is the four orders of garlic ikan and the four orders of white rice.
Lady: Ugh, and then?!
Kowalski: And the soup!
Skipper: And the wonton soup.
Lady: And then?
Rico: An' da cookie's fortune!
Skipper: And the fortune cookies. So just the fish, the rice, the sup and the fortune cookies, and that's it.
Lady: And then?
Skipper: *Chuckles briefly* And then, uh, anda can put it in a brown paper bag, and come put it in my flipper 'cause I'm ready to eat.
Lady: And theeeen?
Skipper: I refuse to play your Chinese Makanan mind games!
*Kowalski, Rico, and Private look at each other worriedly*
Lady: And theeeeeeeeen?
Skipper: NO! NO AND THEN!
Lady: And then!
Skipper: NO AND THEN!
Lady: And then!
Skipper: NO AND THEN!
Lady: And then!
Skipper: NO END THEN!
Lady: And then!
Skipper: No and then!
Lady: And then!
Skipper: No! No and then!
Lady: And theeeen?
Skipper: You're starting to tick me off lady!
Lady: And theeeeeen?
Skipper: And then, hehe, I'm gonna come in there, and I'M GONNA PUT MY FOOT IN YOUR **** IF anda SAY AND THEN AGAIN!
*Long silence; all that's heard is Skipper's hard breathing*
Lady: AND THEN! AND THEN! AND THEN! AND THEN! AND THEN! AND THEN! AND THEN! AND THEN! AND THEN! AND THEN! AND THEN! AND THEN! AND THEN! AND THEN! AND THEN! AND THEN! AND THEN! AND THEN!
*Skipper throws phone at the wall; runs out of HQ; driving sounds are heard*
Private: Do anda hear laughter?
*Rico picks up the phone and hears someone laughing hard*
Rico: Uh-huh.
Kowalski: *Into phone* Hellooooo?
Lady: Who is this?
Kowalski: Uh, Kowalski?
Lady: And theeeeeen?
*Kowalski growls angrily*
Lady: Oh, sejak the way, this is Rebekah that anda are speaking with.
*Silence*
Rico: Woah.

—The End
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This was VERY fun to write. I wrote this in either March atau April. I didn't change anything about this, except for a few words that were spelled wrong. Please enjoy! *grins evilly*

peacebaby7, BOLTravolta and 8 others like this

Icicle1penguin Lol, you gotta love that PoM video! XD Blowhole looked pissed. X3

KowalSkip9 ^Yes, yes he did. XD

carsfan XD lol! I really liked it! it was fun to read! XD

Kowalski355 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD DDDDDDDDDDD DDDDDDDDD wait for it and theeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn DDDDDDD XD lol!

KowalSkip9 carsfan & Kowalski355: I'm glad you like! This story took FOREVER to write. I had to watch the video OVER and OVER again (no Internet, only what I had recorded on my camcorder). This took, um, about one or two hours to do. ^^

Hijinata dramatic twsit! XD lol.

EppofangirlXD LOL. I loved that vid! XD AND THEN?

kowalskiro HAHA!!!!!!! That was so funny!!!! Nice ending by the way!!

kowalkielol two words: lol i cannot count !! jk XD

candlefairy_13 This is like the Chinese restaurant scene in "Dude, Where's My Car?". I luv it!! XD

KowalSkip9 ^That answers my question that I never asked! I was always wondering what it came from, but was too lazy to search it up.

kowalskiro Can I put this on Deviantart with my OC Ruthless? This sounds like something she would do.

KowalSkip9 ^That's fine! I don't mind. Send me the link to it when you post it! ^_^

kowalskiro Sure!! Thanks!!

SummerPoM EAUHAEUHAEUHEAHUEUH' AND THEEEEEEEEEN?! xD Skipper: OH MY I HATE YOU!! *Silence* Skipper: Er...and then? xD

ImAnEasel XD Lol, this was HILARIOUS!!!!!!!! I don't know who Rebeckah is, but she sounds funny! X3 Is she your OC?

KowalSkip9 ^Yeah, she's my OC. I'm glad you find her funny. ^^

peacebaby7 OMG THIS WAS TOO DARN FUNNY! LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!! XDXDXDXDXDXDXDXD

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Sacrifice (One-Shot)

posted by peacebaby7

Author's Note: Finally, a homework assignment I WANT to do! My English teacher told us that we had to write a "frame story," atau a story about someone telling a story. She berkata it could be any genre, and about anything we wanted (as long as it's school appropriate, of course). Naturally, I took the opportunity to write this. I was actually planning on making it a Denmark story when I first thought of it, but then my brain said, "LOL, nope." Anywho, I hope anda enjoy Membaca my homework assignment as much as I enjoyed making it! LOL, that sounds weird.

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posted by Aquade

“It’s a dolphin!” exclaimed Private.

Leroy frowned in concern. “She looks like she’s hurt,” he observed. ‘And familiar too,’ he thought to himself.

Skipper immediately took charge. “Kowalski, Rico!”

The two penguins jumped to attention. “Ready to receive orders, sir,” berkata Kowalski.

“Uh huh,” agreed Rico.

Skipper nodded. “Swim outside and get the civilian in the sub. Private?”

Private turned to look at his leader, tearing his gaze away from the unconscious dolphin. “Yes, Skipper?”

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posted by Aquade

Sorry about the long wait. Here's the seterusnya chapter. It's short, but I hope anda enjoy!

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Leroy mencuri a glance at him before laughing. Soon, the penyu was on the ground, his body shaking with laughter. Private stared at him curiously, unable to stop a smile from breaking out into his features. “What’s so funny?”

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posted by spmana123

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Kowlaksi:Rico...Rico.....it hurts...it hurts so much...

Rico:"deep wheezing"..."deep wheezing"....u.....u...

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posted by peacebaby7

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A Family Is Formed (Part 1): (12) On One's Own

posted by peacebaby7

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    “I’m sorry Preston works for those horrible people. I’m glad anda don’t understand what’s going on. I would hate for anda to realize how cruel the world is,” Lorrie berkata as her eyes went dark. Kowalski sighed....

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A Family Is Formed (Part 1): (10) A New Family

posted by peacebaby7

    It was a long ride to wherever they were going. The kereta salji, menaiki kereta salji moved at a great speed, a speed that Tom had never experienced before. It would have been invigorating if he hadn’t had the attack on his mind.

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posted by peacebaby7

    “Okay, Thomas, just drink this,” Dr. Mavis instructed holding a spoon full of a clear liquid to Tom’s beak. Tom—too weak to object—obeyed. As soon as the liquid hit his taste buds, he gagged and Mavis held his beak shut to make him swallow.

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The Zoo Transfer-Chapter 13

posted by sarah12499

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