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after hearing this, the man got a gun out and pointed it at him

"who in world are you?!" the gangster shouted at the man

"my name is skipper, the saat best gangster in the whole U.S.A." skipper said

"really? where're your 'omies?" the gangster shouted terrified, he had heard the legend, but he never had thought it was true

"they're relaxing, and please put that gun down, anda dont wanna' get hurt, hum?" skipper berkata crossing his arms

the penguin putted his gun down, and skipper sat right seterusnya to him

"I think I shoud ask for a beer?" skipper berkata sarcasticly at the barman

"right off!" he berkata running. The other penguin looked at him, trying to find a zipper

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Kowalski, Private and Rico came back to the HQ, really sad, they had wasted 5 years looking for skipper, once in the HQ

"but, skippa' doesn't need us, right kowalski?" private asked, sad

"yes, skipppper d-d-doesn't neeed of u- wait!" he mutered running towards the main computer of the HQ, he pressed some buttons, twisted some keys and suddently a big GPS with a penguins in front appered in the screen

"there, skipper is in... TeXaS???!!"

"fabububertagublublablue!"(in that case let's get going!) Rico shouted as everyone ran to their car to get as fast as they could to texas

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after looking at all his body (really ALL his body), the penguin conclued that he was him, he simply shouted in exitement

"it IS YOU?! THE LEGEND! WOW! CAN i HEAR ABOUT YOUR HISTORY?!"

"ok" skipper responded

"As I walk through the valley of the shadow of death
I take a look at my life and realize there's not much left
coz I've been blastin and laughin so long, that
even my mama thinks that my mind is gone
but I ain't never crossed a man that didn't deserve it
me be treated like a punk anda know that's unheard of
anda better watch how you're talking, and where you're walking
atau anda and your homies might be lined in chalk
I really hate to trip but i gotta, loc
As I Grow I see myself in the pistol smoke, fool
I'm the kinda G the little homies wanna be like
on my knees in the night, saying prayers in the streetlight"

"wow"

"thats not all"

"They got the situation, they got me facin'
I can't live a normal life, I was raised sejak the stripes
so I gotta be down with the hud, hood team
too much Televisyen watching got me chasing dreams
I'm an educated fool with money on my mind
got my 10 in my hand and a gleam in my eye
I'm a loc'd out gangsta set trippin' banger
and my homies is down so don't arouse my anger, fool
death ain't nothing but a heartbeat away,
I'm living life, do atau die, what can I say
I'm 23 now, but will I live to see 24
the way things are going I don't know"

he was about to leave, when the other peng stopped him

"can I hear the full story?"

"*evil chucle* ok"

"Power and the money, money and the power
minit after minute, jam after hour
everybody's running, but half of them ain't looking
what's going on in the kitchen, but I don't know what's kickin'
they say I gotta learn, but nobody's here to teach me
if they can't understand it, how can they reach me
I guess they can't, I guess they won't
I guess they front, that's why I know my life is out of luck, fool" as he leaved

"HE DIDN'T PAY!" the barman shouted
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I sighed and did a facepalm. My least kegemaran subject!
"Oh! Oh! I'll go first!" Becky exclaimed, waving her hand in the air. "I like the beavers! They're so hot!"
"Yeah! So hot!" Stacey exclaimed.
"I thought anda were just friends?" Michelle said.
"Well, yeah! We're friends!" Becky exclaimed.
"Boyfriends and girlfriends!" Stacey cried.
"Do they even know that?" Marlene asked. 
"Um, uh. Who wants to go next?" Stacey said.
No one raised a hand, paw, atau flipper.
"How about, Shelly!" Becky said.
"Eh, okay. As anda all know, I have my-" Shelly started.
"It's Rico, I knew it!" Darla cried. 
Michelle blushed....
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 This is a picture from the Muzik video for "second chance"
This is a picture from the music video for "second chance"
Monique was tossing and turning in her bed. Kowalski once again came close to getting the boot because of his trusting her. Oh how she hated being rough under pressure. It came to the point where she couldn't sleep anymore and went to her open window to see the nightly sites.
Something seemed to shine in the night sky. It looked like a star, but it was moving. She didn't hear of any shooting bintang trackings, but then she remembered that she heard on the news that Halley's Comet was supposed to hayun, swing by.
As Monique felt the breeze from sticking her head out the window and watching the comet fly...
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Those are all Bada and Bing's Petikan from the episode "Best Laid Plantains" for CCCP2976. Hope this will help you! :)



*from 01.07 to 01.09*

Bada: anda can keep 'em.

*from 01.12 to 01.33*

Bing: This is true.

Bada: But today we got us some special: ???

Bing: Imma punch your mouth if you'll say such a thing!

Bada: Oh, these are african Plantains! From the old country!

Bing: Like Mama used to pick, sweet delicious gabagoo, a little piece of Heaven dancing on your tounge.

*from 04.30 to 04.33*

Bing: Hey, what was that for?!

Bada: Yo, We got us a situation.

*from 05.25 to 05.56*

Bing: Hey, anda gotta ???

Bada: Yeah,...
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The four were at their kegemaran hangout, the Concrete Jungle Jumble, giving themselves a much needed break from the self assigned community service they've been doing.
"So I said, 'my head should be on my shoulders? Look who's talkin'.'" Skipper said, giving the other three a good laugh.
Marlene, the waitress, came back with the check.
"I'll take it when you're ready," Marlene said.
"Alright, Marlene, and how about anda meet me in the back room afterwards?" Skipper suggested.
"Sounds good to me, Skipper," Marlene replied while giving a sly smile and walking away.
As Skipper was taking out his wallet,...
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First I just want to thank anda all for your wonderful komen-komen on my bloopers. anda all made me so so happy. Thanks again and I hope anda enjoy this one as much as the last one. :`D

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Invasion: Take 1

Kowalski: (in nursery) Marlene! Over here!

Marlene: *doesn't notice*

Kowalski: *runs into door* Whoooa....Ow... *passes out*

Director: *in mutters* I told him not to actually run into the door....

Invasion: Take 2

Kowalski: (in nursery) Marlene! Over here!

Marlene: *doesn't notice*

Kowalski: *"runs" into door*

Marlene: *gets hit sejak fish* What the?!?!...
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Yep that's right. I decided to do another bloopers. I hadn't done one in forever. Hope anda enjoy it. :)
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Internet Popularity?: Take 1

Marlene: (on volcano) Welcome! To stunt that's so great!!

Maurice: That really what we're goin with?

Julien: Yes. Because it is awesome just like me. Now hoist your king.

Maurice: *attempts to hoist Julien*

Julien: Eh, why am I not being hoisted? I am getting impatient Maurice!

Maurice: *pulls* Boy anda really *pulls* need to *pulls* drop a few pounds...*pulls*

Julien: How daring of you!! I do not weigh that much!...
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Prisoner Escaped: Take 1

*Blowhole enters laughing with lobster, udang galah minion throwing ikan in his mouth*

Julien: *hangs on the bottom of the cage laughing* "Question...Why are we laughing?"

Blowhole: "Question! How did the prisoner escape?!"

Julien: "The prisoner escaped!? Is he dangerous?!"

Blowhole: "No...And apparently he isn't very bright..."

Julien: "Oh...I know the type...So let's talk!" *steps on buttons on Blowhole's segway type vehicle, which causes it to lurch forward*

Julien: *flung into Blowhole's face, but slips off & goes over his head* "AAAAAAAAH--OOMPH!
...
Oh, that smarts!"

Blowhole: Maybe...
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Dancing With Leaves: Take 1

Skipper: *cornered sejak the other 3, grabs 2 leaves & begins dancing*

Kowalski/Private/Rico: O.o

Kowalski: "HAHAHAAA! I'm sorry-hehehehe! I can't help it--HAHAHAHHAAAA! That just looks so wrong & awkward! HAHAHHAAA!"

Skipper/Private/Rico: T_T

Dancing With Leaves: Take 2

Skipper: *cornered sejak the other 3, grabs 2 leaves & begins dancing*

Kowalski/Private/Rico: O.o

Skipper: *stops abruptly* "OK, there is just no way I can make this look manly."

Private: "Says the "man" who really is afraid of needles."

Skipper: "Pffffft! Nooo! Where did anda hear that pack of lies!...
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So Here's My Coca-cola Ad Celebrating The 150th Annivercery of The Company. This Commercial Stars Marlene.

It Starts Of With a Coca-cola Vending Machine, In The Zoo, Then Marlene walks up to it, all wet (she went to the mata air, air pancut for the money for the drink), Then She Jumps to put the money in the Machine, then as she falls back to the ground she presses the button. It Doesn't come out so she bangs it. It Still doesn't Comes Out, she Growls and Bangs On It About 4 atau 5 times, HARD, The Can Stills Doesn't Comes Out, Then She Looks In The thing where the cokes come out, Then she Gets sucked in...
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 "Rock & Roll Boys!"
"Rock & Roll Boys!"
A/N: *These poems may/may not seem like puisi and lebih like responses, but what do anda expect….penguins' wrote it, lol. XD

Also, each chapter will be a poem written in the characters own P.O.V. [Point Of View] and as IF they, THEMSELVES, knew how to read and write decent poems in their own 'PenguinWay', and the text inbetween these text characters [EXAMPLE: / ... /] are additional side komen-komen that will be provided sejak The Penguins—for humorous reasons...because there is plot behind these poems...[To Sum Up. Private thought it'd be an excellant idea that each member of the penguin Team...
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It Was A Perfect Sunny hari And Marlene Saw Maurice .Hey Maurice Marlene Said.Oh Hi Marlene He berkata I Was Just... Uh.. Maurice Stammered Then Marlene berkata "Uh Ok Come On In" She berkata At Marlene Habitat They Were Talking And Laughing Then An Unexpected Cinta Relationship Between Them. At Night They Were Sitting Looking At The Moon And Then Marlene berkata To Him"You Know Maurice I Think You're Cute" "You Do?" Maurice berkata "yes I Do" She berkata *Maurice Hold Her Hand And Then They Started To Kiss*."I Cinta You" Marlene berkata "I Cinta anda Too" Maurice berkata Then They Ciuman Again
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