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The prologue to this is actually called the ultimate fanfiction, atau something like that, but I've changed it's tajuk becuase I saw other fanfictions and I didn't want to offend anyone sejak sugesting my stories are superier- which they probably are now. Anyway, here's chapter 1.

Ch.1 clues

I stayed with the three remaining penguins that night. Skipper had decided we would cari for clues the seterusnya morning, with our minds cleared from sleep. Sleep was exactly what I couldn't do though. With my morphing into a penguin, and Kowalski's dissapearance, who knew what would happen next.

I woke up the seterusnya morning to the smell of ikan and coffee, and my back aching from the slits in the stone dinding they considered beds.
Skipper was already awake, with his morning coffee. Private was going through the fridge in cari of a jus box while Rico was preparing to make sushi. I hopped out of the katil and onto the ground.
"You're finally awake," Skipper said, "I was getting ready to wake anda myself. We have to cari for clues of Kowalski's dissapearance before the zoo opens."
I yawned, "The best place to start is his lab, I guess." I turned to the door of the lab and stepped foreward.
"Woah" Skipper called behind me, "Arn't anda going to wait for Rico to make the sushi first?"
I looked over as Rico began chopping up the raw fish.
"Breakfast is the most important meal of the day," Skipper continued.
Even though I was technically a penguin now, the sound of raw ikan still discusted me.
"I'm not really that hungry," I berkata before opening the door.
They had been right the night before. When I looked inside I could easily tell that most of the technology had vanished, even though I had never seen the place in person-... penguin. Whatever was left was in a mess, which I couldn't imagine Kowalski leaving it that way on purpose.
"Was Kowalski Berlakon strangly before he dissapeared?"I called to the other three as I started going through his stuff.
"Not that I could tell," Skipper replied.
"I didn't notice anything either," came Private's accent.
"Uh-uh" Rico grunted.
"Okay..." I berkata to myself, my thoughts tumbling in my head, "Well, did he have any enemies? Anyone that didn't like him and wanted to hurt him somehow?"
"Only a snail," Skipper said, trying not to laugh, "But that was quite a while ago," the note in his voice was serious again, "I doubt it was the snail."
"What about an enemy to someone else in your team, who knew about all four of anda and possably some of your weaknesses?"
The earth suddenly started to shake, and a loud rumble blocked out any possable answers. It was over in a second, but sejak then I had Lost my balence and had fallen on the floor.
"What was that?!" Skipper exclaimed angrily.
"It sounded like an explotion!" Private said.
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Source: Invention Intervention
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Source: The Red tupai (Spanish) XD
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I Wanna Control anda - Neil Patrick Harris, A.K.A Dr Blowhole

Only I, Dr. Blowhole know
How to tame this beast, and so
Won't anda listen to my power ballad solo, my SOLO

In a world with mediocre minds
Where geniuses dissed sejak ignoramus mankind
Prepare to be pleasantly astounded, ASTOUNDED

Oh, I wanna control you
(Wanna control you)
I wanna make anda mine

I wanna control you
(Wanna control you)
An offer that I hope anda shan't decline
I've got a motion of devotion that you're the one for me

A mutant disaster
But I'll be your master
And together we'll be
In a full wicked harmony

Like a beautiful evil destiny
Livin' large, in absolute charge
A metropolitan NYC

I've got a motion of devotion that you're the one for me
You're the one for me
Wooooooh!

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If anyone spots any wrong lyrics, PLEASE let me know. I guessed some of the words, so I'd be glad if anda spot anything anda know is a mistake.
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Source: Penguins of Madagascar
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Okay. I just read the artikel myself out of undying curiosity (click link to read it yourself), and I have to say . . . I'm laughing my tail feathers off. This is what I would say if I had the opportunity to talk to this guy.

Ms, Inkoo Kang,

Your "review"—if anda can call it that—on the upcoming Penguins of Madagascar movie is laughable. This so-called review delves too much into your interpretation of everything about the movie that was wrong, give atau take that one statement about almost enjoying that one chase scene. If anda wanted to give a proper review, anda should've first telah diberi much more...
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Source: The Penguins of Madagascar