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Author's note: Don't get your hopes up, people. I hardly ever carry on with my fanfictions, after starting them. I know, I know... it's despicable... Oh well. XD. Also, the angkasa squid dialogue has been translated (roughly) from squidese, atau whatever, to English. Also, this is written from the angkasa squid's point of view. Oh! And it's set quite a few years into the future. Also, it might be a BIT of a spoiler, if anda haven't seen The Trouble with Jiggles, not to mention confusing. Wow... long note. XD

It was a few years back, when I asked my father where the gubes came from. He told me the story...
'It was very sudden. A contraption came to our planet from the other planet. It opened of it's own accord and all the gubes came out. There were so many of them, they couldn't be counted. We couldn't think of anything to do with so many of them... They didn't appear to have a use. But we'd seen creatures on the other planet claim smaller creatures and take care of them. So that's what we did, too. Now, they're so popular, there are very few families without one... atau lebih than one.'
It took a lot of convincing for me to believe the story was true. I couldn't quite get my head round the fact that my gube, blah-bloog-bloog, had come from the other planet. It suited this planet so much. I wasn't looking ke hadapan to going to the other planet, when I was older... I'd heard the tales... The metal creature our kind had to lock in the prison... and it wasn't just the tales that put me off going there. It was the fact I had to try and invade it, atau steal things from it. I was terrible at doing both of those things... my parents told me I'd learn, but I doubted that was true. I didn't know why we had to invade and/or steal useful items from that planet. If I didn't have to obey the law, I'd just want to explore (carefully, of course) and study the alien creatures and have fun. But, of course, if I broke the law, I'd have been banished... sent through the nearest black hole... to the Barren Lands. Creatures from the other planet would disintegrate, if they were to go through a black hole, but not us space-squids. We were not so lucky. We had to face the world on the other side. The Barren Lands.

A few years later...

I was finally old enough to go to the other planet. I would, of course, be supervised sejak my parents, because it was my first visit. The idea of going there still hadn't grown on me. I had barely improved my skills at stealth, thieving and sending ripe-for-invasion messages back to our planet. I was really worried about being seen sejak the elongated creatures, who, I was told, were the most dangerous things in the universe. And the universe is one big place. My mother reassured me, slightly, sejak telling me that there had been many many angkasa squids in the past who had had my lack of skills - some were even worse than me - and they had all succeeded in not being seen sejak the elongated creatures. Some had even succeeded in stealing a thing, atau two.
after hearing this, the man got a gun out and pointed it at him

"who in world are you?!" the gangster shouted at the man

"my name is skipper, the saat best gangster in the whole U.S.A." skipper said

"really? where're your 'omies?" the gangster shouted terrified, he had heard the legend, but he never had thought it was true

"they're relaxing, and please put that gun down, anda dont wanna' get hurt, hum?" skipper berkata crossing his arms

the penguin putted his gun down, and skipper sat right seterusnya to him

"I think I shoud ask for a beer?" skipper berkata sarcasticly at the barman

"right off!" he berkata running....
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Skipper woke up with the sound of Hans voice

"hey skippa!" he shouted

"wha?" he berkata mumbling

"my tarikh with Marlene was perfect! I asked to be her boyfriend and she accepted, I am sooo in Cinta with her!!"

"ahahaha, h-how good Hans, how good..."

"skipper, anda really like her right?"

"no, NO! I dont like her!"

"hahaha, anyways, anda lost, I got the girl skipper, so anda Lost the oportunity!"

"what?"

Just when the conversation seemed to continue, Marlene entered though the fishbowl

"hey skipper, hy hans" she berkata as she rushed at him, hugged and kissed him, Hans continued hugging her, and turned to skipper,...
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Place:Central Park Zoo
Time:3:07

*Screech, CRASH*

Have:We broke the car, again. How are we gonna tell Skipper?

(Rico barfs peluru berpandu launcher)

Rico:Eh? Eh?

Have:I wish, no Rico.

Rico: Awww.

Have:We need to put it into the garage, I bet nobody's there anyway.

Rico:Yeah yeah!
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Place:The garage(In the base)
Time:3:23pm

Have:Rico,why do we have to work in the dark?

Rico: Shhhhh!

Have:I-
Rico: SHHHHHHHH!

Kowalski:Have! Have! Where are you?

Have:I got to go.
(Rico holding have back)
Rico: Nuh Uh!

Have:Dude if he finds me in here he's gonna see this jacked car he might...
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Prof. Horrible’s Sing Along story

This is sort of a crossover between the original Dr. Horrible’s sing along blog online musical sensation and Penguins of Madagascar, but I’d like to keep it in the PoM spot just because nobody’s really going to read it if it’s in a crossover section. The events of Dr. Horrible, and the songs, with the PoM characters Berlakon out certain parts. (Yes, Rico can talk.)

Acting Roles:
Kowalski..... Dr. Horrible/ Billy
Marlene …... Penny
Skipper....... Capt. Hammer
Julien......Mayor
Rico.......Moist
Baboon Trio…..Bad Horse Choral

I will like to point out that Jackandjill2...
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posted by Colonelpenguin
Everyone was gone except for two of the penguins.
the others where on a vacation with Kaitlyn's sister Leah which she was very annoying.
So I didn't go but my cell phone ranged a penguin berkata "Do anda know I'm a dimwit?"
"I'm a dimwit?"i berkata and the penguin berkata "You're sure are!" I hanged up angrily and berkata "it could be Skipper,Lily,or Rico."
Private's phone ranged seterusnya a the penguin berkata "Is you're refrigerator running?" "I don't know," berkata private. "If it is you'd better catch it!" The voice said.
Private berkata angrily "It could be Kowalski,Rico,or Lily" he complained. But as soon as he berkata it Skipper ran in. me and Private gasped like if the winkies were going out of business.
"Don't be alarmed I was here the whole entire time,and sorry if I didn't let one of anda go instead," He said."But Private all the penguins anda berkata were wrong,"

WHO WAS THE PRANK CALLER?
I expect to see some COMMENTS!!!!!!
Enjoy!!!
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Kowalski, on the night of Savio's death, had made a decision to never let Adrian out of the selamat, peti deposit keselamatan confines of his mind ever again. He'd stuck to it for two weeks now - seeing Marlene the way she was had been cause and motivation enough. He'd done other things with the experiment - watched reaction of the chemicals as he added different substances to them. He'd made little to no progress, but he was determined to stick to his decision.

But now, after two weeks, something different...
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posted by skipperfan5431
" Ya know what Skipper! I changed my WHOLE life for you!." Kitka confessed tearfully. " I changed my diet, moved into the zoo just to be closer to you.....and for WHAT!? For a guy who dosn't know what Cinta is? For a guy who can't realize that the perfect woman has been in front of him all along!? So yeah! I snapped and tried to eat Julien. Is THAT what anda wanna hear Skippy!?" Kitka scowled at Skipper in scilence, studying his every move, closely. Lilly was shocked at everything she had just heard because, she had gone through it before. Then SHE began to sob. " Well....... I think were done...
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posted by skipperfan5431
Okay people, if your expecting Darth Vader, do NOT read this story. lol.
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It's a nice sunny hari in the Central Park zoo and Kowalski has just unvailed a new invention. Ofcourse he needed a test subject, and Skipper was the only one willing to do it. What is the invention anda might ask? Well, it's a cloning machine, and this is where our story begins.
" Kowalski, is this gonna hurt?" Skipper asked, poking his head through a small window in the Clone-o-matic 2000." Kowalski made a weird face . " Yes,very much so." He berkata bluntly. " Wait- WHAT!?"...
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My three Oc's. The children of Dr. blowhole. Are they evil, nuts, insecure, atau a normal lumba-lumba, ikan lumba-lumba stuck with a super villian-ous dad?
Let's find out....
btw-the penguins WILL be in this. I can't have a PoM fanfic whit out the penguins...or their kids....:D ps they type out thier diaries on thier waterproof laptops they got from their dad. :)

Dear diary,
I guess I should start with my name. Adndromeda Alexa Blowhole. I hate diaries, but, Mom may one hari read this and FINALLY belive me when I tell her all the crazy stuff that happens when it's me and my siblings on our weekend with dad!I am the middle...
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This story is about Kowlaski's 4 children. But It's mostly about his oldest son Widget (don't ask about the name!) oh yea, and also it's like 'this year.'(because how am I suppose to know whats gonna happen soon? in the seterusnya 15 years?) Enjoy!
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My name is Widget, useless name. I'm a dork and I really don't have any plans with my life.
I'm the oldest of 4 kids. and I really wish I was invisible.
Being the oldest, anda get the most responsiblities. Like, if your sister Athena sneaks into your dad's lab when your suppose to be doing your homework, atau if...
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posted by Shadowpenguin
Pluma happily leaped out the water. "Hey, guys, what's up?" She berkata brightly. Kowalski shushed her and pointed down, on to the HQ. Pluma looked down and then up. Private rushed up to her and whispered, "Skipper and Margaret want to be alone right now," Pluma stared at him. What? She mouthed, but she knew what Private meant.

She silently left the penguin habitat and walked slowly to a small bush. She hide inside it and sobbed quietly. Then, a shadow made it's way toward her. What's wrong? It asked. Pluma looked up. "Oh, hey, Shadow," Pluma looked down again. "It's nothing," Shadow knew better....
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posted by PenguinCrazy14
Hey, people of the cyber universe, this, once again, is RavenFeathersOfDarkness, who really shouldn't be Penulisan right now…*tries to pull self away from keyboard*…You know, there really is no point in trying, I can't help myself when it comes to this…Sigh…All right, anyway, even though I berkata I won't be posting any new chapters for about a week, this one idea for this chapter just came to me as I was Membaca anda guys' reviews, and I couldn't get it out of my head, no matter what methods of mindless distraction I used. [And it didn't help that everywhere I went for the last 4 days, I...
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posted by PenguinCrazy14
…Hey, everyone! This is a dull-eyed, yawning RavenFeathersOfDarkness, and even though it's 10 in the morning, I'm still tired! But never mind that, I've been itching to get this chapter typed up and posted. I've had it written since January, and it was eating away at me all this time.

Okay, I'll dedicate this chapter to a few people: Firstly to penguinsfan123, my new friend on Fanpop, anda totally rock!!

Secondly, to Yokai Summoner, thanks so much for reviewing, I just Cinta your penname to death!! Boomshakana right back to ya! [Honestly, I didn't know anyone else liked to say that. The first...
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- Knock Knock Jokes -

Private is laying in his bunk like a sack of potatoes, bored and lazily watching the clock.
Private: 1:00 P.M.... still two lebih hours until they tunjuk the Lunacorns...
Skipper: Private! For one hari can anda please not watch those ridiculous moonhorns with their hippie caring powers?!
Private: Aww! But why, Skippa?
Skipper angrily gazes at Private.
Skipper: Private...
Private: Ok, ok! (Sigh)....... ooh! I have an idea! Knock, knock!
Skipper: Who's there?
Private: Vampire!
Skipper: Vampire who?
Private: (Giggle) Vampire State Building! Ahahahaha!
Skipper looks at Private with an "I'm...
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