Penguins of Madagascar Article: Inner Psycho (a POM fanfic) Chapter 1

posted by mostar1219

I was sitting on a bench in the park. I was doing nothing but looking around me. Then, Officer X comes by.
Officer X: hei you!
Me: Oh no, not anda again.
Officer X: anda know, anda and your penguin Friends still didn't finish me off!
Me: Excuse me? I think I finished anda off in our last fight!
Officer X: Well, anda fellas better watch your backs. I'll be on anda like sweet and masam sauce on chicken!
Me: (thoughts) Don't harm him, don't harm him. If the penguins can deal with him, I can, too.
Officer X: Oh, what's wrong? Afraid to take me on? Giving up because those penguins aren't around? (laughing)
Me: (growls, punches Officer X in the stomach, kicks him in the back, grabs him sejak the neck collar, and flings him in the lake) Satisfied? (seeing surprised looks on the faces of some people and running away)
Later
At the HQ
S: That kick's becoming very powerful, David.
K: Yea, nice work.
David: Thanks guys. Oh, Dad, do anda know where Mom is?
K: I haven't seen her since she went to take her walk in the park, David.
Mastique: anda don't think something happened, do you?
K: Oh, Mastique, it's not like she went to Hoboken.
Mastique: (phone rings and she answers) Hello? What? Why? Alright, I'll tell him. (hangs up)
K: Was that Monique?
Mastique: Yes, she berkata to turn on the news and hurry. She sounded really upset. (Rico turns on the news)
Chuck Charles: Apparently, a teenager is berkata to have attacked a New York resident and flung him in the lake. Sir, if the attacker is watching, do anda have a message?
Officer X: Yes. This isn't over, punk! I will get anda and your little friends, too!
S: Woah! Officer X really had what was coming to him!
P: Sounds like that attacker must've been Monique.
K: Mastique, let me see your phone. (Mastique tosses her phone to Kowalski and he dials me) Hello?
Me: (crying tone) Kowalski?
K: Monique, what happened with Officer X?
Me: Kowalski, my anger has come back to haunt me. I don't know how to put this, but you're married to a monster.
K: Why call yourself a monster?
Me: Trust me. You'll fear me once anda know. (hangs up and cries)

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Julien's Ball (Part 2)

posted by juhpink

-Ah, Skipper, I am really sorry.-Private tried to calm down Skipper.
-Too- berkata Rico.
-Thank you, young Private. I just thought Marlene was not going to choose Julien.
-Skipper,just think: if anda were invited for a girl and than for another girl, would anda say that another girl invited anda for the first one?
-You are right, Private. Why does it hurt me so much?-Look, guys, if we don't go now, maybe we don't get it. Come on.
-You are going to find a girl , Skipper, then anda invite her and maybe fall in Cinta with her and anda and Marlene will be Happy forever.
-Private!
-Won't anda like this?
-I am not...

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The Amazing Adventures of Bob the Piñata (Part 3)

posted by LifelessPenguin

Lol, before we start, have I berkata that I went to the penguins' habitat to meet my friends, the ninja pins? Oh yeah, I had! Well, I'm going to visit them again with my brand new automatic walker made sejak Kowalski.

Walking, walking, walking... Lol, yes, were (or I'm) there! Private noticed me come in through the front door, so he decided to secretly put some peanut mentega winkies inside of me. I took a quick glance behind me, and I saw them!

Without any walkers, they stood there like they've saw a ghost. Automatically walked to them.

"Lol hai, Ben," I greeted him.
"I'm gonna tell anda why do we...

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TBRttMoN: Chapter 3- The Hoboken Ball

posted by Katie_Kat200

....This may be out of character. Again, reviews really help. So... yeah. Catherine really lets it go in this one. I'll leave that for anda to figure out while anda read. Again, if this is out of character, please tell. Yet again, reviews really help :)

The bus had dropped them off a little ways from the Hoboken Zoo. It was a little off from the actual zoo so they had some walking to do. Finally, they had reached their destination.

The group stood outside of the Hoboken Zoo. In the center of the entire zoo, the party was probably going on. If anything, Hans was in there, probably getting drunk...

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It. Chapter 9: Ciuman me fat boy!!

posted by 67Dodge

"Alright men, gather around, we will send someone in this group out to do our monthly rolecheck, we will start with Rico to do the Haiwan A-L, while I go from M-Z, everyone understand? Kowalski and Private, guard the HQ," berkata Skipper. "Aye aye Skippah!!" cheered Private. Both Kowalski and Private then saluted as Skipper and Rico headed off to do their monthly rolecheck on the zoo. Rico then proceeded to go to the habitats with Haiwan whose names started with the letter 'A', while Skipper went to the exhibits with Haiwan whose names started with 'M', obviously, Marlene was first on his list,...

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The Easter Egg

posted by SJF_Penguin2

Note: I usually wouldn't bother to post an artikel that's so short, but seeing as tomorrow is Easter, I thought it might be fun to post the 200-word double-drabble I wrote on Easter last year. I hope you'll enjoy it, and if you've read it before, feel free to enjoy it again.

63.) April 4, 2010: "The Easter Egg"

"Eh, would anda mind telling me what kind of bird laid this fancy-looking egg?" Julien asked as he walked into the penguins' HQ, carrying a blue egg with green stripes and red polka dots. "Or have the sky spirits finally rewarded me with J.J. II?"

"Hey, that's mine," Skipper stated as he...

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The Hidden (Chapter VI - Hypnotized)

posted by LifelessPenguin

We were barely hypnotized. We were so addicted with our new stuff. anda might be asking what Kowalski won. Well, I spied on him, he got a personal prize from Julien a while ago. It was a mixed chemical reaction of Rawak things he got from his habitat. He berkata it was perfect for his experiments, because he had 10 ten test tubes of it. For now, he created 3 experiments already in one single hour. That's amazing.

I ate ten Winkies in one minute. That's for getting saat place in the "Me Talent Show". I was not really aiming for first place, atau third place, but when I heard the prize in the second...

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The penguin Zone Episode 4: It's a good life Skippah

posted by 67Dodge

Prolouge: anda are entering a wondrous world, outside our own world, taking in it's claims sejak weird phenomena. Throught the pit of man's fears, and the summit, of his knowledge. This "other world" is one that causes the fall of empires, society, and the deepest of courage, the place I speak of is indeed. The Twilight Zone. -Rod Serling.
The tahun is 1962, in a beautiful stretch of prairie in Omaha, Nebraska, a happy community of farmers, bir mongers, and the occassional middle class. This community thrived, until, a monster came to town. He would send anything he was displeased with to an area...

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A Song for Doris the lumba-lumba, ikan lumba-lumba Lyrics (rough draft)

posted by Bluepenguin

This is the rough draft of the lyrics, I would Cinta to have revisions and constructive komen-komen added to this post. Please add Muzik notes to the song sejak posting it on the pictures section of this fanclub. Hope anda enjoy! :D

Kowalski: A Song for Doris the Dolphin.

Kowalski pulls out a gitar and starts playing

Kowalski:
Stunning like a pantai sunset,
Her eyes bluer than the neverending ocean,
She bears an amazingly soft face,
That I will never be able to hold.

Doris, the dolphin,
She is a miracle of nature,
Doris, the dolphin,
If only she would Cinta me,

We swam in peace, in perfect harmony,
Flipper in flipper we went,
I was so happy and in total bliss,
But then, she cruelly left me,

Doris, the dolphin,
Why did anda abandon me?
Doris, the dolphin,
If only she would Cinta me,

If only she would Cinta me.

.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.

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The Lies,The Truth, and Doris - A Dorski peminat fiction: Part 1 - Lies and Fury

posted by Bluepenguin

The Truth, Lies, and Doris - A Dorski Fanfiction: Part 1

"Gah!"
    Kowalski woke up with a jolt, almost awakening the team from their deep slumber. He heard the soft thump of his hati, tengah-tengah pounding in his chest. Trying to calm himself, he quietly slipped out of his bunk and peered at the alarm clock.
"3:40?! I got to get back to sleep! Tomorrow there is agility training!"
    Kowalski rubbed his eyes and quietly headed back to the small bunk, oblivious to Skipper's disappearance.

The dock...

    Small penguin feet waddled across the dock,...

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luak, luak, badger Love: Chapter 1: The Reason Why

posted by Metallica1147

Author's note: In case anda don't know, I added another OC to my stories, her name is Ariana and she is a penguin, and she will be in this story. Also Rico and Private fangirls, please don't hate me for supporting this couples and making this story :(

luak, badger Love
Chapter 1: The Reason Why

After week that the badgers made their arrival at the zoo, everything went back to normal. Well, almost normal, Private’s fear of badgers was now worse. He was already scared of them to begin with, but now after what happen he’s lebih terrified then ever. After hours of just laying...

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anda Belong With Me: Skilene Version

posted by EppofangirlXD

You're in the HQ with your girlfriend, she's upset,
She's going off about something that anda said,
She doesnt get your paranoia like I do,

I'm in my cave, its a typical Funday night,
I'm listening to the kind of Muzik she doesn’t like, (it’s Spanish gitar songs btw)
And she'll never know your story like I do, (which I barely know but still)

But she’s a falcon, I’m an otter,
She's got feathers and I got some brown fur,
Dreaming ‘bout the hari when anda wake up and find,
That what you're looking for has been here the whole time,

If anda could see that I'm the one who understands you,
Been here all...

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The penguin Zone Episode 1: Nightmare at 20,000 feet

posted by 67Dodge

Kowalski was going on vacation after a nervous breakdown at the zoo. Marlene had gone with him because she needed to unwind and relax. Kowalski began sweating vigorously, and scratching his head. 'What's wrong Kowalski?' asked Marlene. 'Nothing, the plane's motor is just...unreliable,' berkata Kowalski. 'Oh, I get it, you're afraid of heights,' teased Marlene. 'I am not!' yelled Kowalski as he took a weed. 'No smoking, sir,' berkata a flight attendant. 'Of course I understand, sorry,' berkata Kowalski. Only two days lalu had Kowalski started smoking, but in the path to the plane's destination, it will...

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Skipper, Hans, and the Church of Destiny, C5: Odd One

posted by beastialmoon

Odd One

Marlene’s Pov.
Okay, I lied. This is another view of the conversation Hans was watching. Enjoy and Review!

Like Hans had predicted, Skipper went full-force Christian. It came off to the others as a quick fad he would eventually get over, like Rico’s hippie syndrome incident. Marlene watched him quote Psalms on the walk way.

Odd one you’re never alone
I’m here and I will reflect you

She knew she liked him. She knew it from the start. Like his problem with the Church, so did she have a problem with Skipper.

Both of us basically unattached
To anything atau anyone
Unless we’re pretending...

Nori's Diary =D (Nori is Dr Blowhole's Twin Sister)

posted by BlowholeRulez

Dear Diary, I am so PISSED AT HOW DR FUCKING BLOWHOLE HAS TO BE RETARDED AND USE CHROME INSTEAD OF SOMETHING LIKE TITANIUM :P IT IS FKIN STRONGER! Anyway, I have the feeling that I am being watched. Oh brb. Back. I brbed coz i thought HE WAS USING MY GUN AND HE WAS SO I JUST TRIED TO SHOOT HIM BUT HE USED ALL OF THE FUCKING BULLETS :L So i have a new pack of bullets right here in my flipper at this here very moment, and I might just refill my gun with bullets and try to shoot Dr Bastardhole :P So erm... I'm gonna finish Penulisan now, coz SOME Rawak FAG ON Fanpop IS Membaca MY DIARY PAGE >:L But I really gotta stop overusing the :L face. :L DAMN IM DOING IT AGAIN!!!!!! Bye.

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A doll can't love: Chapter 10

posted by skipperluvs

Chapter 10

The penguins cruised around the town of New Jersey, looking for their old pal Rico, whom had left a note in the HQ telling them where he was going. They didn’t know so, but they were going to find him sooner than they thought.

“Look, Skippah!” Private pointed at Rico whom was walking tiredly. His left foot limped and he seemed to be talking to himself. Ash looked at him and instantly knew that he was Rico.

“Well…go get him!” Ash jumped out of the vehicle and pulled her flipper out at him. He just stared at it, confused. She rolled her eyes and pulled him in, and they made...

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A doll can't love: Chapter 8

posted by skipperluvs

Chapter 8

Author’s Note: I decided to try something a little bit different. Anybody who has read my: “Just Admit it, OK?” story, well…this story will be A LITTLE related to the other. I decided to add myself into this story too, but I will be a new character…as in not known sejak the penguins, unlike the other. Yes…this is Mico, the other is Skilene…but this will give a little bit lebih explanation on how Ash met the others. Another note is that Aurora is the name of Skipper’s mother, but it hasn’t been confirmed.

“RICO!” A voice yelled. The penguin looked up to see Dru looking...

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Flightless Lust: Chapter Seventeen

posted by Cornflak

“C’mon, men! We need to be in tip-top shape!” Skipper barked at Kowalski and Private, who were ordered to perform push-ups, that morning…

Kowalski panted heavily after each push. He didn’t understand why Rico would harm Private. Of course his doll was being taken away at that time, but Kowalski had never pondered on just how much that doll meant to Rico. Did he even realize that it was a doll? He probably viewed it as though it were a real person, which almost frightened Kowalski. Is Rico truly an insane penguin who cares not for his friends, but only for an inanimate object?

No, that...

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Penguins of Madagascar play Operation taco Part 1

posted by 18wanda

The penguins are starving and decide to find a place to take a load off and eat some lunch. The only problem is where to go. They Debat amongst themselves for disagreement is commo when it comes to lunch.
Private: We should go to IHop. They have the best lempeng, penkek with strawberries on top!
Kowalski: That is the most ridiculous idea I have ever heard. The fat levels in the pancake batter does ot compute with the syrup mixture-
Rico: nuh uh. Fish?
Skipper: Bobkis! What is the matter with anda men? Arguing over something as simple as filling your gut. Now we are all going to Dairy Queen. The kids meals...

Penguins of Madagascar play Part 1

posted by 18wanda

(The penguins are enjoying a lovely, peaceful hari at the zoo, getting bad cases of sunburn without mercy.)
Kowalski: I think I’m getting a awan burn, Skipper.
Skipper: Right, and can’t anda see my bad case of moon burn? Seriously, man, there isn’t a awan in the sky.
Private: It doesn’t matter. I have a sky burn. What can anda do for something like that?
Skipper(threateningly): Whack some sense into yourselves atau I will do it for you. Actually, Rico, pass me the sky block. SPF 15, soldier. I do like to keep a decent figure.
Rico coughs up the sky block, moon block, and even the awan block...

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Skipper Tackling Marlene

added by hotsnowsels

Source: Nickolodeon, 'The Red Squirrel'