Chapter 9: Blowhole’s Plan
“Naaaaaaaaa! Greetings my flightless foes! I’m sorry, but I can’t help you. I just came to get my new partner in crime.” Blowhole proclaimed. “Well, don’t look at me.” Julien stated. Then the unimaginable happens, both Pat and Sly step forward. “Both of us are his new partners in crime.” Pat stated. “He convinced us to come to the dark side to save our lives.” Sly said. “What are anda talking about?” Bentley asked. “All skuas and pure ones, please alih to my current location.” Blowhole announced. Then thousands of skuas and pure ones moved into the docks. “You see, we masterminded the plan to bring anda all here.” Sly begins, “When I was kidnapped, I wasn’t actually kidnapped! But, with Soren floating there, needed to come up with a plan, and quick. That’s why I tricked anda into following me.” “Skipper, anda were never trusting of me from the start. anda should have been.” “What are anda blathering about?” Skipper asked. “I was contacted sejak Blowhole to be his tahi lalat in the Central Park Zoo, but I told him if I did, I was going to stay in the zoo.” Pat said. “I have created a prototype Penguuuin laser. It turns any penguin I shoot the laser at into a helpless lemur, No offence Julien.” “None taken.” Julien said. Then, the unthinkable happens. Sly tranquilizes Soren, Bentley, Skipper, and Mumble. Then the battle began. Thousands of skuas and pure ones attacked the remaining group, causing the group to retreat back to the zoo.
Several hours later, the captives, consisting of Soren, Bentley, Skipper, and Mumble, finally woke up. “Welcome to your new home. If anda do what we tell you, anda will not be harmed. If anda don’t we will turn all of anda into lemurs!” “Let us get your Segways.”
It was about 2:30 am and Pat had woken up for a drink of water. “Gulp! Ah, that’s better.” “Naaaaaaaaa!” ‘Blowhole must be watching a funny movie. At 2:30 in the morning?! I need to see what he is up to.’ Pat thought. Pat then went into the main hold of Blowhole’s hideout. ‘He must not notice me here.’ Pat thought. “Naaaaaaaaa! My plan the penguuuins and everyone is going perfect! The culmination of the plan starts tomorrow at high noon! Naaaaaaaaa!”
Disclaimer: Happy Feet and Happy Feet 2 belong to Warner Brothers and Village Roadshow Pictures
Penguins of Madagascar belongs to Nickelodeon and DreamWorks Pictures; Sly Cooper belongs to Sucker punch and Sony Computer Entertainment; Legend of the Guardians belongs to Warner Brothers and Village Roadshow Pictures; Guardians of Ga’Hoole belongs to Scholastic and Kathryn Lasky
“Naaaaaaaaa! Greetings my flightless foes! I’m sorry, but I can’t help you. I just came to get my new partner in crime.” Blowhole proclaimed. “Well, don’t look at me.” Julien stated. Then the unimaginable happens, both Pat and Sly step forward. “Both of us are his new partners in crime.” Pat stated. “He convinced us to come to the dark side to save our lives.” Sly said. “What are anda talking about?” Bentley asked. “All skuas and pure ones, please alih to my current location.” Blowhole announced. Then thousands of skuas and pure ones moved into the docks. “You see, we masterminded the plan to bring anda all here.” Sly begins, “When I was kidnapped, I wasn’t actually kidnapped! But, with Soren floating there, needed to come up with a plan, and quick. That’s why I tricked anda into following me.” “Skipper, anda were never trusting of me from the start. anda should have been.” “What are anda blathering about?” Skipper asked. “I was contacted sejak Blowhole to be his tahi lalat in the Central Park Zoo, but I told him if I did, I was going to stay in the zoo.” Pat said. “I have created a prototype Penguuuin laser. It turns any penguin I shoot the laser at into a helpless lemur, No offence Julien.” “None taken.” Julien said. Then, the unthinkable happens. Sly tranquilizes Soren, Bentley, Skipper, and Mumble. Then the battle began. Thousands of skuas and pure ones attacked the remaining group, causing the group to retreat back to the zoo.
Several hours later, the captives, consisting of Soren, Bentley, Skipper, and Mumble, finally woke up. “Welcome to your new home. If anda do what we tell you, anda will not be harmed. If anda don’t we will turn all of anda into lemurs!” “Let us get your Segways.”
It was about 2:30 am and Pat had woken up for a drink of water. “Gulp! Ah, that’s better.” “Naaaaaaaaa!” ‘Blowhole must be watching a funny movie. At 2:30 in the morning?! I need to see what he is up to.’ Pat thought. Pat then went into the main hold of Blowhole’s hideout. ‘He must not notice me here.’ Pat thought. “Naaaaaaaaa! My plan the penguuuins and everyone is going perfect! The culmination of the plan starts tomorrow at high noon! Naaaaaaaaa!”
Disclaimer: Happy Feet and Happy Feet 2 belong to Warner Brothers and Village Roadshow Pictures
Penguins of Madagascar belongs to Nickelodeon and DreamWorks Pictures; Sly Cooper belongs to Sucker punch and Sony Computer Entertainment; Legend of the Guardians belongs to Warner Brothers and Village Roadshow Pictures; Guardians of Ga’Hoole belongs to Scholastic and Kathryn Lasky
I Wanna Control anda - Neil Patrick Harris, A.K.A Dr Blowhole
Only I, Dr. Blowhole know
How to tame this beast, and so
Won't anda listen to my power ballad solo, my SOLO
In a world with mediocre minds
Where geniuses dissed sejak ignoramus mankind
Prepare to be pleasantly astounded, ASTOUNDED
Oh, I wanna control you
(Wanna control you)
I wanna make anda mine
I wanna control you
(Wanna control you)
An offer that I hope anda shan't decline
I've got a motion of devotion that you're the one for me
A mutant disaster
But I'll be your master
And together we'll be
In a full wicked harmony
Like a beautiful evil destiny
Livin' large, in absolute charge
A metropolitan NYC
I've got a motion of devotion that you're the one for me
You're the one for me
Wooooooh!
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If anyone spots any wrong lyrics, PLEASE let me know. I guessed some of the words, so I'd be glad if anda spot anything anda know is a mistake.
Only I, Dr. Blowhole know
How to tame this beast, and so
Won't anda listen to my power ballad solo, my SOLO
In a world with mediocre minds
Where geniuses dissed sejak ignoramus mankind
Prepare to be pleasantly astounded, ASTOUNDED
Oh, I wanna control you
(Wanna control you)
I wanna make anda mine
I wanna control you
(Wanna control you)
An offer that I hope anda shan't decline
I've got a motion of devotion that you're the one for me
A mutant disaster
But I'll be your master
And together we'll be
In a full wicked harmony
Like a beautiful evil destiny
Livin' large, in absolute charge
A metropolitan NYC
I've got a motion of devotion that you're the one for me
You're the one for me
Wooooooh!
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If anyone spots any wrong lyrics, PLEASE let me know. I guessed some of the words, so I'd be glad if anda spot anything anda know is a mistake.