Penguins of Madagascar Article: penguin Bloopers: Kowalski

posted by peacebaby7

Last scene of It's About Time: Take 1

Kowalski: "...Eventually it will menelan the whole universe!"

Rico: *gets angry & throws chronotron into black hole*

*black hole closes*

Kowalski: "But...but that shouldn't have worked, it breaks all...it breaks all...uh, LINE PLEASE!"

Last scene of It's About Time: Take 2

*black hole closes*

Kowalski: "But...but that shouldn't have worked, it breaks all known rules of the universe!"

Skipper: "That's why we call Rico a maverick. He makes his own rules."

Rico: "K-k...Yea!"

Kowalski: "But...But...The uni...uni...ACHOO! Aw, crud."

Last scene of It's About Time: Take 3

Skipper: "That's why we call Rico a maverick. He makes his own rules."

Rico: "K-k...Yea!"

Kowalski: "But...But...The universe!"

Skipper: "Problem solved. Now go--"

*--Kowalski's cell phone rings*

Kowalski: *sigh* "Hello?...AW MA! I'M WORKING HERE!"

Last scene of It's About Time: Take 4

Kowalski: "But...But...The uniflerse! *sigh* I hate the universe."

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carsfan LOL! The cell phone one... HILARIOUS! XD

mostar1219 ^ agreed

cattoy10 ^^ *Nods head in agreement* ^

peacebaby7 Hahaha thanks guys. XD

LoveCartoons25 Kowalski have mom! Cool! That was funniest what you writed! And Kowalski can't say " universe "? Smart guy? XD

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The Uncovered Past (Part 1): (5) Breakout

posted by peacebaby7

The buzzer sounded.

Penguins of many ages sprinted ke hadapan through the obstacle course. Their adrenaline coursed through their veins and they weaved around each other, most of them belly-sliding. Snow was flung into the air behind each of them as they raced to the end. Freezing cold air whipped past their faces and nipped at their cheeks. Finally, the course opened into a clearing and the penguins went into their designated sections.

Most were out of breath and their heads thumped with each pound of their heart. Subject 61 waited patiently in line for his evaluation. He'd been in this program...

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Warrior's Of Night -2- ~A Plate of Bones~

posted by winkies77

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"OK lets slit up! Kowalski anda go look in the lemurs habitat, Rico go check on Marlene, Private, the chimps, and I will go look in the petting zoo." Skipper berkata and realized they still had the axo...axol..whatever with them. "Actually, on saat thought, Kowalski stay here with your, "baby"."

Kowalski frowned and sighed. He sat seterusnya to the creature and gave a slight smile. "Aye, Skipper."
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Marlene's Habitat

"Mar ene?" Rico called out. No answer. He tried again and again,...

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The Uncovered Past (Part 1): (4) Manhattan Meeting

posted by peacebaby7

The week had finally passed. Days seemed to go sejak longer for some reason. Lorrie had Kowalski in a small cage and was carrying him to the boat. Preston was coming with her as far as Manhattan, then he was going back to Antarctica. Once they boarded, Preston led her to her kabin as he carried her luggage. The sun was shining brightly over the horizon and awakened the clear blue sky with its silent call of golden rays across the ocean. Once inside the cabin, Preston set her bags on the katil and Lorrie put Kowalski seterusnya to them. "Just ten hours away from docking in New York. You're sure anda don't...

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Hidden: (1) Murder in the Junkyard

posted by peacebaby7

It was a warm summer evening in the Central Park Zoo. The sun was now only a semi-circle peaking over the horizon. All was peaceful, a nice cool breeze swung through the trees and gates of the habitats, and colorful Rama-rama flew through the air. It all would've remained peaceful if a certain quadrant of penguin commandos hadn't chosen today to test Kowalski's new invention.

"Okay Kowalski, what do we have this time?" Skipper asked his lieutenant. The four of them were on their habitat's island.

"Skipper, I have invented..." He got ready to rip the sheet from over-top his latest invention....

Conner Kenway vs. Skipper fight results

posted by ricoiswsome

Conner Kenway vs. Skipper

Conner Kenway
Fighting styles: Unkown
Weapons: Hidden blades, tomahawk, rev war pistol,
Description: A Native American who was initiated into the Assasin's brother hood.

Skipper
Fighting styles: Kung Fu, karate
Weapons: laser pen
Description: The leader of team penguin who always seems to get himself into suisidal missions.

Conner and Skipper enter the ring Skipper readies his laser pen, Conner draws out his pistol. Conner takes the first shot Skipper jumps out of the way and turns on his laser pen. As Conner is reloading his pistol Skipper turns around, jumps up, and cuts off Conner's head. Victory goes to Skipper.

Rico Vs. 47 fight results

posted by ricoiswsome

47 Vs. Rico

47
Fighting style: boxing, karate, Kung Fu
Weapons: Twin-Silver Ballars, anything he can find in the area
Description: A bald assain, trained highly in the ways of contract killing.

Rico
Fighting style: Karate
Weapons: What ever the heck is in his gut.
Description: A psychotic little penguin who shows no regards towards the rules. But is controlling of his use of explosives.

Rico walks alone in Central Park no one is around little does he know a hit was placed on him and agent 47 was sent after him. 47 waits for Rico to come out into the open. 47 the hears a twig snap under Rico's foot, he draws out his silver ballers. As Rico hears 47 emerge from behind the pokok he lets loose with a smoke bomb. As the smoke clears 47 is no where to be found. As Rico continues on his way a W2000 sniper senapang goes off getting Rico in the chest. Victory goes to 47.

kala jengking vs. Private fight results

posted by ricoiswsome

Private Vs. Scorpion

Scorpion
Fighting styles: Hapkido, Pi Gua
Weapons: Bloody spear, Ninja sword
Abilities:can manipulate api, kebakaran to his will
Description: A reserected, heartless, ninja with an Unkown background. Nothing and no one can beat him.
Private
Fighting styles: karate
Weapons: none
Abilities: hyper cute
Description: The youngest and cutest of team penguin also with little known about his background other than he played mini golf. Can use his hyper cute to stun anything, except for his foe.

Private and kala jengking enter the ring. Private starts off with the hyper cute but is ineffective against Scorpion. Slowly kala jengking gets his Bloody Spear ready. Then he shouts "Get over here" and sends the Bloody Spear at Private. With saat hesitation kala jengking pulls the bloody spear back with private on it. Victory is Scorpion's.

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Classic Songs Converted into POM

posted by SuperRico

Classic songs converted into POM

I had this funny idea one night after I had read a weird book. I'm about to try it! Please tell me if anda like it!

London Bridge

Penguin bridge is blow-ing up!
Blow-ing up! Blow-ing up!
Penguin bridge is blow-ing up!
My baaad penguin.
BOOM!

Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star

Twinkle, twinkle, little bomb.
How I wonder when you'll boom.
Down in my flipp-ers so low.
Like an Arrow with a bow.
Twinkle, twinkle, little bomb.
How I wonder when you'll boom.
BOOM!

Old McDonald

Zoo keeper Alice had a zoo!
EIEIO!
And in the zoo there were the penguins!
EIEIO!
With a mission here, and...

The Uncovered Past pratonton

posted by peacebaby7

Note: This is the fanfiction I'll be Penulisan between Part 2 & 3 of a fanfiction I'm Penulisan now. Please enjoy. :)

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Okay…so how do I do this? I know nothing about breaking through a shell. I hear voices on the other side, concerned voices. I guess I was supposed to hatch three days ago. Well what do they expect? It’s not like I make a living out of breaking through shells. It’s not like these things come with instruction manuals, not that I could read it anyway. I tried pushing at the sides with my tiny flippers…nothing. How do other hatchlings do...

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The Price of Friendship Chapter Seven Humanized Fanfic

posted by Sylvia_Puffin

Kowalski looked up. "Who was that?"
Doris listened. "I don't hear anything."
Kowalski held up a hand, signaling her to be quiet. He listened intently.
He heard the scream again, then two gunshots.
"I heard it that time," Doris said.
"Who was it?" Kowalski asked again. Then he realized. "Hans," he said.
"Should we go see if he's alright?" Doris asked.
Kowalski shook his head. "He's Skipper's enemy."
"So?"
"So he's my enemy too."

Hans watched Skipper disappear into the jungle. "Can we not be friends, Skipper?" he whispered.
He heard someone crash into the small clearing in which he stood. He spun to...

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The Price of Friendship Chapter Six Humanized Fanfic

posted by Sylvia_Puffin

"Kowalski! Wait! Where are anda going?" Skipper called after Kowalski.
Kowalski didn't answer, didn't look back. He couldn't stand to face Skipper and Private after he had let Rico die.
He heard someone coming after him. "Kowalski, wait," they said. Doris.
Kowalski turned to face her. "What do anda want?"
"I'm coming with you," Doris said, pulling herself up to her full height and looking him straight in the eyes.
Kowalski couldn't make himself turn her down. "You...do anda really want to come?" he asked.
"Yes."
He nodded. "Come on, then."
"Kowalski! Doris! What are anda doing?" Skipper yelled into the...

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Brothers and Sisters (Part 2): (11) Cinta Certainly Comes As A Surprise

posted by peacebaby7

“Don’t worry. If anda take care of him as good as anda lead your soldiers, I’d say he’s in good hands.”

“I hope you’re right. We should head back to base and get some troops to help us alih her body.”

The sound of Hans and the young Skipper’s voice faded as they set back through the woods. Meanwhile, Skipper was processing everything he’d seen and heard, especially that last bit. The shock of everything he’d learned was too much for him. He turned and leaned against a tree. “Stop! Make it stop! I don’t want to see anymore! Take me back!” Skipper screamed through his...

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Celeste Chapter 10

posted by legendary7

The raccoon shifted her head, and sniffed the air. Something dominated her attention. Whatever it was, it had to be some sort of threat.
Maybe another racoon was hiding, waiting to steal her food. atau maybe a predator. He soon learned sejak her instincted reaction. There was something lebih than a canine atau owl stalking it.
She winced, and began scurrying. There was a look in her eyes-that seemed to plant into Private's memory. It hooked in.
He had never seen a creature run that fast-that desperate. She raced into the bushes, not glancing behind... atau above to the trees.
Private followed behind...

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Truth Of The Unforgotten Past: Chapter 10 Mission Of The Golden Statue

posted by MadagascarGirl

“So, now it’s your turn, Skipper” Katherine said. It was late, Kowalski and Rico yawned, but they tried to hide it.
“Maybe tomorrow, you’re sleepy...”
“No!” Private, Kowalski and Rico protested, Katherine and Skipper looked at them with a well-known look.
“Ok, maybe, but continue, please” Kowalski said, Private made anjing, anak anjing dog eyes.
“No, really, go and take a rest, we all should take a rest from yesterday’s events” Katherine berkata and stroked Private’s head “Goodnight” she berkata and left the penguins’ HQ. They went to their bunks, the three penguins couldn’t wait...

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Truth Of The Unforgotten Past: Chapter 8 The Beginning

posted by MadagascarGirl

The seterusnya hari was sunny and warm. Katherine and Skipper felt better and they all were sitting in the HQ.
“So, Can anda tell me now the whole story about my past?” Private asked.
“Private, I don’t know if you’re able to...” Katherine berkata but Private sent them pleading look “Alright” she said. Kowalski and Rico, interested in a topic, approached them “Ok, so what do anda want to know?”
“Something lebih about my mother. From the beginning”
“So you’re starting, Katherine” Skipper said.
“Ok, well...” Katherine started “It happened when I was nine and Karen was fifteen,...

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A Banished Prince (Part 2) Chapter 1: Voyage to A New utama

posted by legendary7

"Bye! Bye!" Private calls, still waving his fins in his mother's flippers.
"Nigel! Come here! Private's okay!" She cheers, and brings him closer. "I Cinta you, Private! I'm so sorry!" She whispers.
"I Cinta you, too; mummy." Private smiles. That's when Nigel waddles up. Private jumps out of her fins and into his uncle's.
"Uncle Nigel!"
"Private! Hello, lad! My it seems like you've grown!"
"Uncle Nigel,"
"I'm serious." Nigel lovingly rubbed the bahagian, atas of Private's head. He giggles, and removes Nigel's flipper.
"Private, who was that?" His mom ponders.
"Oh, that's Skippah!" Private points.
"Skippah?" The...

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Brothers and Sisters (Part 2): (6) Death Row

posted by peacebaby7

Day 7

“Guys, we have a serious problem.” Kowalski reported. He, Eve, and Private were in the hut early the seterusnya morning.

“What’s that then?” Private asked, a look of concern on his face.

“This guard named Manor is getting suspicious. I think he knows we’re up to something.”

“Well what do anda suggest we do?” Eve asked.

“This needs to go down soon.” Private instructed.

“Well, obviously, do anda have a plan?” Eve asked.

“Not quite. I just need a little lebih time. Kowalski, do anda think anda could tap into the prison security?”

“Ha! With my eyes closed and half my brain...

Enough is enough

posted by Rico4ever16

Rico hadn’t expected it. In fact, he hadn’t even seen it coming. And now, he was lying on the floor, rubbing his face where his scar was.
He had been teasing his younger comrade, holding his beloved Lunacorn Doll above him. Since he was taller, he loomed above him, laughing as private jumped to reach his purple pony.
“Rico! Give it back! Please!” Private tried to keep calm as he yelled, which was virtually impossible.
All Rico did in return was smirk and laugh even louder. Kowalski was in his lab at the time, giving an annoyed look at his two bickering comrades, shutting the door when...

Vampire Epidemic Chapter 2

posted by Penguinator

This is chapter 2 of The Vampire Epidemic. Enjoy!
Chapter 2
“The night is still early!” Pat proclaimed. “Let’s go find our newest vampire brethren!” Private berkata as the two vampire penguins left the HQ and perpecahan, berpecah up, looking for their seterusnya victims.
Private stayed in the penguin HQ, searching for his first victim, Kowalski. “Hello Kowalski.” Private berkata in a deep, demented voice. “Hello Private. It sounds like anda have a cold.” Kowalski said. “No, I don’t Kowalski. Look closer!” Private said. He noticed the feathers on Private’s chest were a dull grey, and Privates...

Leave to Change (humanized fanfiction based on daydream from hearing "Wait For You")

posted by mostar1219

His phone didn't ring, not for a call, not for a text, not for anything. He just sat on the side of the katil wondering if there was really anything he could do to make her see what he saw. One thing on his mind was, if not for Skipper, she'd still be sejak the scientist's side.

Flashback

Kowalski was practicing some rock climbing while Rico and Private were on belay and Skipper and Monique were watching. Skipper noticed how excited and nervous Monique looked while witnessing the brains climbing like a spider.
"When's the last time you've climbed a wall?" Skipper asked.
"Oh, a few years back. I stopped...