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posted by BrightLight92
Have anda ever gotten a weird, uneasy feeling during a thunder storm? Doris did, but it didn't really foreshadow anything in her mind, since she did during every storm. And it was spring, so she'd have to suffer through a thousand lebih in her New Jersey house...Or she would've.
That evening, the blonde tried in her best power to forget about the weather outside. She closed her blue, ikan adorned window curtains and placed herself in her hobby/work room. She liked it in there, as it made her feel comfy and cozy. It was like her storm shelter. It made her feel selamat, peti deposit keselamatan during the creepy and unpredictable weather.
The walls in the room were covered with paintings and sketches of her kegemaran animal, dolphins. All of them were made from her own creation, and she was proud. Marine life in general made her smile. That's why she chose to study marine biology. She was very successful in her field and always had tons of work. But she was okay with that. She liked work
"Let me see here..." She threw on her glasses and looked at the paperwork before her. "Observations of lumba-lumba, ikan lumba-lumba echolocation..." She immediately took out her pen and wrote all she knew. As she wrote, she sighed contently. This was the perfect way to wade through a storm. Doing her work on dolphins and, if she finished before it got too late, she'd start another picture of the marine mammal to hang on the wall. But this ideal evening became impossible when the lights went out.

He was a functioning drunk. His eyes were rimmed red around his sky blue irises. He drove over the George Washington Bridge, set on a location. He usually disapproved of drunk drivers, but that evening, he was determined to get where he needed to go.
Kowalski just couldn't take it anymore. He wasn't happy. He hadn't been happy since she left him. She didn't care when he had groveled on his knees for her to come back to him. She berkata no. Oh, Doris... Why didn't she care?

"Crap," Doris berkata as she looked around. She could see the shadows of the wild raindrops falling behind her curtains. She inhaled a deep breath. She felt her way towards the door when thunder clapped. She jumped and all the air flew out of her lungs. "Damn thunderstorms..." She muttered as she caught her breath. She opened her meja and tried to feel around for her flashlight. "Found it!" She clasped gratefully at the black flashlight and clicked it on. The white light shot out and Doris grinned. She stood up, ready to leave the room when the flashlight died on her. She swore under her breath and threw it. She REALLY didn't like storms.

"You are my sunshine..." Kowalski drunkingly sung as he drove down the quiet New Jersey street.
If he was sober, he would've been surprised he made it so far without being pulled over for DUI. But, of course, he didn't care in his intoxicated state.
"My only sunshine..." He felt a tear run down his face. He wiped away at it furiously and stopped singing.
"Though that is impossible since she isn't a mass of gas..." He looked around at the house numbers.
"Eureka!" He steeped on the brake suddenly when he found the right one. He stepped out of the car and stood in the rain a bit.
"You make me happy when skies are grey..." He stuffed the car keys into his baju pocket and slowly lumbered towards the house.
"You'll never know dear how much I Cinta you..." He wandered to the back, where he knew he'd be able to get in quicker.
"So please don't take my sunshine away..." He pulled the door open and walked inside. He was going to get his sunshine, one way atau the other.
"Alright men, gather around, we will send someone in this group out to do our monthly rolecheck, we will start with Rico to do the Haiwan A-L, while I go from M-Z, everyone understand? Kowalski and Private, guard the HQ," berkata Skipper. "Aye aye Skippah!!" cheered Private. Both Kowalski and Private then saluted as Skipper and Rico headed off to do their monthly rolecheck on the zoo. Rico then proceeded to go to the habitats with Haiwan whose names started with the letter 'A', while Skipper went to the exhibits with Haiwan whose names started with 'M', obviously, Marlene was first on his list,...
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Private's Narration

One of the features of cellphones nowadays is customizable ring tones, at least that's what I heard from Kowalski when I asked him a few days ago. A person can now input his own choice of sound that will play whenever there is a phone call.

This is where my scary story begins. One night me and the other penguins were inside the HQ preparing to go to bed. I had with me phone that I found earlier this morning that was lying around the bench. Apparently someone who was in a hurry must have hastily left the phone. I immediately picked it up claiming it's now in my possession....
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posted by Colonelpenguin
The penguins where at my house that evening talking about their last mission they where on well skipper was holding the mission files. But, something happened the lights when out there was a scream of terror and when they came back on the files where gone.
But i berkata "I have a crystal ball anda can use but i must..."
"Yeah yeah yeah what ever just give us the ball!" Skipper said."Fine," so I showed them where it was and this is what happened.
There was a Genie inside that ball that hated everybody even me it will play tricks on anda and it will be mean about it.
The boys where rubbing it and words...
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OK, as anda might know, Spongebob beat POM in the KCA. Well, I say we challenge those jerks over at the Spongebob fansite! To a fanfiction contest!
Here's the plan: We post something on their site telling them about the contest. Then, we nominate our best writer to represent us. Representative writes fanfiction and posts it on either our site atau theirs (we'll decide that later). We find an impartial person and ask him/her to decide which fanfiction they like better. Loser has to write an artikel to be telah diposkan on their own site about how great the other tunjuk is.
If anda like the plan, komen and give suggestions. We need peaople to represent us also. Remember: This is a contest for true fans. This is a test of your faith. And if anda don't agree with this, then please, we respect your opinion but this contest doesn't hurt anyone. So don't sabbatoge us. All right then. Commence Operation PAYBACK!
posted by littlebirdy05
*raises hands defensively* I know, I know, this is already up on Kowalski's peminat page, but honestly this place is lebih active, so...

Alrighty, this contains my theory on how the heck it is, Kowalski always whips out his clipboard from nowhere, but in truth, It’s lebih of a ridiculously long one-shot on Kowalski’s past.

Skipper waddled over to the coffee maker, pouring himself a cup. He turned, opening the fridge. "Hm, where did I put that...?" He mumbled to no one in particular. It was only five a.m. and the others were still sleeping. He always got up before they did. "Eh, there it is..."...
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Afternoon, and there was a knock on the door…

Kowalski, who was sitting against a dinding of the HQ, looked up from his book that he was Membaca and stared at the door. Private rolled over from within his bunk and glanced at the door, as well. Skipper groaned and made his way towards the sumber of the sound. He seemed to be doing most of the work, lately. The others only seemed to be interested in quarrels and drama. The leader longed to go on another successful mission with his teammates; like they used to. Otherwise, life at the zoo was beginning to lose its meaning. But something kept him...
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Chapter 3-Military Suicide

    “Oh…wow.”
    Skipper followed the team for miles and never exactly knew where they were going to. What was their base? Was it a snowdrift atau something? It was quite the opposite though. It was a HUGE ship. That must explain how the penguins got there. It was bigger than a ikan paus and was incredible. He made sure they all disappeared inside before coming in closer. He walked right up to the entrance and stared up at it.
    The Well Deserved. The ship couldn’t have a better name. HE had to get inside...
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 Skipper's nerdy best friend
Skipper's nerdy best friend
Chapter One-The Foreigns
    “Oh, cool!” a very young penguin squealed. “Look at them!”
    “Shut up,” the other one hissed. “They might see us.”
    Skipper yanked down the head of his friend who was peering over the snow drift they were spying behind. They just discovered something incredible. Skipper and Martin were just playing toboggan, tobogan down a snowdrift away from their penguin flock when they discovered some very strange penguins. They were not like any others the two had ever seen. There were eight of them and they...
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The sinks have been successfully clogged with whatever paper the penguins could salvage from Kowalski's idea clipboard, and the toilets were most certainly clogged with toilet paper. The taco couldn't climb in the sewer now. And as for the door, it was successfully barricaded with bodies for all the penguins minus Rico were piled in front of the door, holding back the pressure put upon it sejak the great taco terror.
Skipper: Hang on, prairie dogs!
Private(whining): We should have gone to IHop!
Kowalski: What are we going to do? We are trapped in a bathroom and to make it even worse there is a mutant...
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added by Metallica1147
I Cinta The Penguins of Madagascar!
The only soalan I ever ask are:
Why don't lebih people watch this show?
Those who don't like it need a tread on the toe!

It's so good, it should have it's own day!
14th of July? atau the 5th of May?
This tunjuk is the ultimate key
to laughter, joy and NYC!

The lebih I watch this show, the lebih I see
the similarities between Mort and me!
I'm a sheep! Cockadoodledoo!
And I can be an easel, too!

I hope anda all enjoyed this little rhyme!
Because, now, I've ran out of words that... rhyme.
added by PenguinStyle
Inflatium Diagnosis: Take 1

Kowalski: "...Julien! anda must stay away from Skipper!"

Julien: "You will listen to me! I will party-se--"

*--Kowalski slams door in his face*

Julien: "OW MAN! anda TOTALLY JUST HIT MY NOSEY PARTS WITH THE DOOR!"

Kowalski: "Oops..." *giggling like a school girl on the inside*

Inflatium Diagnosis: Take 2

Kowalski: "...Julien! anda must stay away from Skipper!"

Julien: "You will listen to me! I will party-se--"

*--Kowalski slams door in his face*

Julien: "OW! anda ARE TOTALLY DOING THIS ON PURPOSE! GET THE DOOR OFF MY HAND! GET IT OFF..."

Kowalski: *opens door* "Sorry...Are yo--"...
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Chrrosdefishinatizer: Take 1

Skipper: "...Yep! Won't be long till he comes bursting out of that room with a screwball device, with an unpronounceable name."

Private: "Then blows up."

Skipper: "That's a given."

Kowalski: *bursts out of lab* "I've done it! I have invented the Churrosdefishoeaofdl...UUGGH! anda know this really is unpronounceable right!?"

Director: "Kowalski...We talked about this."

Kowalski: "Yeah, yeah. I know. Just suck it up & do the line."

Churrosdefishinatizer: Take 2

Skipper: "...Yep! Won't be long till he comes bursting out of that room with a screwball device, with an unpronounceable...
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The Bus Called Graveyard 8: Take 1

Kowalski: "Pull up a kerusi, tempat duduk and set a spell while this spooky tale I relate. 'Bout the meanest mess of steel and wheels man never did create. The bus called Graveyard Eight."

Rico: ...

Kowalski: "Rico?"

Rico: ...

Kowalski: "Has anyone seen Rico?"

Rico: *snores*

Kowalski: "Uuuugh. He's sleeping behind the dumpsters again. Rico! Wake up!"

Rico: "WHAT! HIIIIIYAA!" *kicks Kowalski in the face*

Kowalski: "Oww!"

Rico: "Oh, sorry 'bout that."

The Bus Called Graveyard 8: Take 2

Kowalski: "Pull up a kerusi, tempat duduk and set a spell while this spooky tale I relate. 'Bout the meanest mess of...
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'What the heck is that?'

Marlene - Jakiś raban, dziwne światło.

Roy - Atakują, czuję że nie będzie łatwo.

Burt - Zbudził właśnie mnie nieziemski trzask.

Mason - A ja słyszałem gdzieś przedziwny wrzask.

Bing - To nie ja tylko Bada.

Bada - Bo ja się ten, no... przejąłem!

Maurice - Więc cóż to za blask?

Pinky - To głęboce razi nas.

Mason - Rękoma dajesz znak, jest za mną, tak?

Burt - Co za dziwne coś!

Roy - Co za dziwne coś!

Bada - Co to za typ wisi i gapi się?

Joey - Czekaj no, niech ciut przetrę oko nim swe!

Bing - Paskudne, brudne i złe na wskroś!

Bada and Bing - Jakieś dziwne...
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posted by King_Julien_fan
'Thump'

Guy - Co to jest, ach co?

Kowalski - Straszny sprzęt wmuszający śpiew.

Skipper - Spójrz teraz nie widzisz mnie.

King Julien - Trzeba cię powstrzymać dziś,
tak mówi mały miś.
Dajcie mi bas,
to oczaruję was.
Dajcie mi dźwięk,
ujrzycie tyłka wdzięk.

Zaczynamy bimbę i wszyscy razem
bam, bam, bam! Yeah!
Kolanami w brodę wal
i bam, bam, bam!

Poczuj ten flow,
kiedy macham kitą swą!

Zaczynamy bimbę i wszyscy razem
bam, bam, bam!

Mort i Maurice
wyjedzą z kubła ryż.

Zaczynamy bimbę i wszyscy razem
*bam, bam, bam*

Tak się właśnie tańczy tu,
Tak się właśnie tańczy tam.
Tak się właśnie...
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At Los Angeles Convention Center about 15 years in the future

Carsfan: (as a reporter) A huge crowd of fellow fanguins are waiting outside the Los Angeles Convention Center, the location of the POM Convention, to catch a glimpse of their idols before it starts. They should be here any moment. Wait, yes, yes, they're here. The penguins are here! (a limo pulls up and 70s/2020s version of the penguins come out)
70s Skipper: Are anda sure about this look, Kowalski?
70s Kowalski: anda have to alih backward to go foreward, Skipper! Besides, I believe some fanguins here pretty muched begged to see us like...
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Chapter 11: the Siege of the Central Park Zoo
The siege of the Central Park Zoo had begun with a wave of crabs. “Okay, Guardians, let’s defeat the evil!” Soren led the attack, with Twilight, who was carrying Erik, was directly behind him. Digger was carrying Mort, who was carrying an extra set of battle claws, fitted for lemur use. “Watch out Soren, there using Pure Ones and Dragon Owls. Soren set his sights on several pure ones. Erik then took out 6 of them in one shot. “Good job, Chick Magnet!” Soren exclaimed. Then Mort took out 6 lebih pure ones. “Awesome job, Sad Eyes!”...
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