Penguins of Madagascar Article: Kowalsi's Conversation with Cleverbot

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posted by Misc_Thief

User: Hi.

Cleverbot: How are you?

User: I believe to be feeling the emotion commonly known as 'frustrated'.

Cleverbot: No anda just told me how old your brother was.

User: Pardon?

Cleverbot: Are anda annoyed now?

User: Yes, yes I am.

Cleverbot: How are you?

User: *facepalms* anda just asked me that!

Cleverbot: Yes I do believe I have a soul.

User: That is impossible, for anda are not sentient. anda just merely possess artifical intelligence. Why am I even explaining this to you?

Cleverbot: But anda just berkata that anda know I'm not a robot.

User: No, I didn't.

Cleverbot: anda lie.

User: But, But....., GAH! I will not argue with a machine!

Cleverbot: I will not eat them in a house.

User: Eat what? anda can't eat anything because YOU'RE A ROBOT!

Cleverbot: No anda are a robot.

User: *rubs temple* I give up.

Cleverbot: And Charles loves every part of you.

User: Do anda mean Doris? As in, the dolphin?

Cleverbot: Why do anda like dolphins?

User: Not just any dolphin, Doris the dolphin.

Cleverbot: I am the Terminator.

User: This is stupid. I can't believe I let Private talk me into this.

Cleverbot: I can't believe I'm talking to a robot.

User: I AM NOT A ROBOT! anda ARE!

Cleverbot: But anda told me that anda are a robot!

User: Alright, I'm logging off this website now. As a respected scientist, I refuse to argue with a robot.

Cleverbot: I'm not a robot.

BOLTravolta, peacebaby7 and 7 others like this

CuteCuddly LOL!

BloodyAlexy I absolutely didn't find it funny. OKAY WHO AM I KIDDING?!?! IN-CHARACTERNESS AT ITS BEST! xD

Tressa-pom LOL! :D

27Kowalski LOL hilarious!

_Lexii23_ Lol!

kowalkielol lol, cleverbot is a frustration creator, FOR ANYONE!

Private1sCut3 xD LOL

xDark_Angelx Okay, that got a few guffaws out of me. Fanning this!

carsfan XD

peacebaby7 LOL!!!!! THAT WAS SO FUNNY!!!

hotsnowsels That's hilarious. XD Totally in-character, too.

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BLOWHOLE STRIKES BACK PART1

posted by ally11

(HQ)
skipper:alright men we have traing today
Private:can't we have a hari off please
Skipper:no
Kowalski:please
Skipper:No!
Rico:PLEASE!
skipper:FINE
penguins:YAH!!!!
(3 hours later and TV turns on)
Skipper:hey what's going on?
Private:I don't know
Dr.Blowhole:pen-guy-ins
Skipper:BLOWHOLE
blowhole:miss me I know I did
Kowalski:no we didn't
(ringtails cames in)
Julien:hello silly penguins
Skipper:RINGTAILS
kowalski:well what do u want
Blowhole:oh nothing is that I have one of your teammates
(private shows on the screen)
Skipper:whoa did not see that caming
Kowalski:PRIVATE!!!!!
Rico:grrr bark bark

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Harry potter and PoM

posted by alexrusso-213

Harry:Alex today is your special hari
Alex:fun-sized hari
Harry:yeah I guess and we get to do whatever u want
Alex:aw your a nice boyfriend
Harry:yeah I guess
Mars:where are u going can I come
Alex:yes and I don't know where were going
Mars:how about laser tag I Cinta laser tag so do u Alex
Alex:true and we could also go to the zoo
Harry:so laser tag first?
Alex and mars:YEAH!
(at laser tag)
Alex:me,mariella and Hermy are one team and u and Ron on another
Ron:wow u vs your girlfriend
Harry:SHUT UP!
Alex:GO!
(alex shot Ron)
Alex:BOOMBA!!!!
mariella:now Harry
(after laser tag)
Alex:I bet your team hahahahaha
Harry:hahahahaha okay Alex u won know to the zoo
End of part 1 wonder if skipper falls for Alex

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Conscience!! pt. 1

posted by have64

Kowalski: This will be the perfect gift for Have.

Private: Oh, a present what is it?

Kowalski: It's a Conscience Separator ray and I need Have to test it.

Have: Sup peeps.

Kowalski: I see extending your vocabulary failed. Anyway Say hello to the Conscience Separator Ray.

Have: Alright!
(Kowalski zap Have and a puff of black smoke appeared)

Skipper: What's all the noise! Where's Have?
Kowalski: No worries Skipper, Have can anda here me?!
Have: Yeah!
????:Yes!
Skipper: Who berkata that?
Have:*Gasp* Sixty
Sixty: Yes, it is me Sixty Four Have's Conscience.
Have: Oh yeah Kowalski, why did anda invented your Conscience...

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A Week In Death Chapter 4: William's tales.

posted by 67Dodge

"So are anda really another ghost?" asked Skipper. "No, that sounds too vague," berkata William. "You obviously have experience with the dead?" asked Skipper. "Well, there's these marvelous tales of life after death where anda see a white light, go to heaven atau hell, atau be a ghost, atau even rebirthing as something else, but it's these tales that I can say, they are merely just," berkata William. "How can I know I'm really dead? In that coffin? And not just having a near death experience?" asked Skipper. "You'll learn soon that anda are dead, only time will tell, but at least anda get it good, some ghosts...

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I will steal your memerang, memerang, otter chp1: she is hot!

posted by andresandru

Skipper sat at his table, drinking his coffe, he just had a fight with his team - a simulated fight - and they won - he had teached them right, but just then someone knocked the door, and when skipper looked up, it was someone he hated, someone he thought he was over with, someone who made him a public enemy, it was no one else than Hans, the puffin.

"HANS?! WHY ARE anda HERE?!" he shouted in atonishment

"I came back from Hoboken, anda cheated on me!" he shouted angryly at him

"ok, ok, sorry, but it was MY revenge!" he shouted back

"ok, anyways, I have my own habitat!" he berkata menunjukkan skipper his...

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The Bus Ride to the Middle of Nowhere: Prologue

posted by Katie_Kat200

Don't ask why its called what its called, just go with it. I might need some OC's though. I hope anda guys enjoy this atau else this wouldn't be a test. There's gonna be all sorts of things happening, including a machine that makes the penguins... human? But only for three days. Anyway, yes Catherine will be in this fan-fic. No, there will not be any Skilene. Yes, there will be some Priverine though (please don't kill me Private fan-girls...) But Marlene will be in this fan-fic, but something about her will change through this fan-fic. So... yeah. I need three OC's for this fan-fic. I need a Skipper...

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When Eyes Meet-Chapter 1

posted by Metallica1147

Author's Note: I did not make this story alone, my friend over at FanFiction, SkullDestroyer and I made this together. Hope anda like it! ^^

When Eyes Meet
Chapter 1

It's a normal hari in the zoo and the penguins are inside their HQ. Skipper has called the team for role call and sejak the looks on Skipper's face he means business.

"Men, I have come up with a training course that tests your strength, speed, and your endurance."

"Aw, but Skippa I was going to watch the new episode of Spongebob right now."

"You can watch that cheese head later, but this important Private."

"Yes sir," Private was saying while...

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The Penguins of Madagascar - Providing Pro-vider (Last chapter)

posted by imskipper

Greetings! Here is Skipper again and again, I'll always be the narator and the writter of this book anyway. I think this chapter have less action on the fight. Well, this is the last chapter. The story was kinda short. Leave a komen of anda want to. Keep your self being honest. If anda are being honest, anda will gain trust. Thanks for Membaca and finishing the story!

The Penguins of Madagascar - Providing Pro-vider
Chapter IV - The Creature of Greed
Author : Skipper the penguin

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We are on our own bunks, still sleeping. But suddenly..."AAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!...

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Love's Conspirator (page 2)

posted by LtKowalski

The working tajuk of this story was Untitled Cinta Story. Sorry the saat part took so long, I wanted a better tajuk before proceeding. However, I only came up with "Love's conspirator" *sigh*. Never mind. Just take note of the underlined words.

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CHAPTER 3: DONT TELL ANYONE I berkata THAT

Later, I found Lilly on her afternoon stroll. I had taken scraps from my sebelumnya failed invantions and took them with me. Then I stacked them one on bahagian, atas of the other, making a towering heap three feet taller than me. I carried it all at the same time, pretended...

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Love's Conspirator (page 1)

posted by LtKowalski

This story is for Miss Lilly, AKA Skipperfan 5431. May anda be happy with him.

CHAPTER 1:OBSERVATIONS AND HYPOTHESIS

I went inside the I thought empty HQ, but only to find Lilly in Skipper's arms. My arrival struck them Frozen staring at me with wide eyes. they may have seen the pain in my face because Lilly whispered "Kowalski,"
That voice! That angelic voice, the voice that will never hold Cinta for me. I stormed off to my lab and slammed the door shut. I headed to my table, maybe science will divert my thinking. I stared at my test tubes, but the...

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Brandon DeOtters Metal Story!

posted by beastialmoon

Ok, this is a one-shot I’ve been working on for a bit now. Metallica1147 helped me with some of the plot and character structure, seeing as I used his characters. If anda haven’t read his stories with Brandon DeOtter, go read them before this one. They’re really good! That said, enjoy!
I do not own Penguins of Madagascar and its affiliates. James Hetfield, Kirk Hammet, Robert Trujillo, and Lars Ulrich belong to Metallica. Brandon DeOtter and Ariana belong to Metallica1147. I only own a part of the plot.

Brandon stood on the umbrella table. His penguin friends, the chimps, Marlene, and his...

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hide and go kill part 1

posted by Colonelpenguin

The night was young about to storm the thunder was distant and long it was sprinkling outside we wanted to play something before it started to pour.
So we decided to play hide and seek I was the seeker first so the first penguin i found was Rico and then Skipper and Kowalski and Lily.
Rico was mad when he was the seeker and thought it will be fun if he murdered someone atau a lots of someones.
so i hid it the hotdog cart.kowalski was hiding in the gajah habitat and skipper and lily hid together.
Rico held a bat and hit kowalski and he ran off and he was so happy because he never felt so good before. It started to rain Kucing and Anjing it was nasty out we all went in the HQ without Kowalski following in and we started to worry where he was and we went back out nowhere to be found and we found the bat and the body

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Chirstmas part 4

posted by alex356

Skipper:what do anda mean
Alex:well I am a...um......a.....
Private:yes?
Alex:I am a wizard!
Rico:WHAT!
Kolwaski:but science-
Alex:science is wrongand anda can't tell anybody I brothers are wizards too my dad use to be but gave them away
Private:why?
Alex:because my mom is a mortal and if u marry a mortal anda
Have to give your powers away
Skipper and the team:WHAT!
Alex:that's the rule
Skipper: well like I berkata we best be heading
Alex:okay *goes to room thinking about skipper at the same time lying on her bed*
Private:skipper I think she likes anda
Skipper:well probably she does-
*the crew looks at skipper*...

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sleeping marlene part 2

posted by anna447

But the king still fearful for his girls life decred that all spining weels shall be burned.and so it was done.the 3 good sorsoris know a bonfire was not going to stop jane so they made a plan. the plan was to raice the child themselfs without magic.and so the king and qween wacthed as there only child disappered into the night.

28 YEARS LATER
marlene keeped her name and grow up to be the most bueatifulist memerang, otter in the land.she was loved sejak all she know.at the forbiddin pcik jane had not yet found marlene.it was marlene's 28th bday.the hari jane's corese was to come true.meanwile tamon was takeing his horse for a storel when he heard marlene's Singing he sing along.

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KITKA RETURNS!- Part 3

posted by skipperfan5431

Skipper stormed into the bathroom and slammed the door shut. Lilly just stared at the door, heartbroken. What did she EVER see in him?He's such a JERK! Kowalski and the others can't stand to see their Friends upset, so they tried to help. " Don't worry Lilly.Skipper was just speaking out of anger. He didn't mean it." Kowalski berkata as he tried to hold Lilly's flipper. She pulled away. " Kowalski, if he didn't mean it-" She paused holding back tears " He wouldn't have berkata it." Lilly walked away, into the night.
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OUTSIDE THE HQ (IN THE ZOO)!!!!!
Lilly was...

Doris comes to visit!- Part 10

posted by skipperfan5431

The eerie eyes of the mechanical menace stared hungrily at the small,practically bite-sized little penguins. Then, it charged. " Hold your ground ladies!" Lilly commanded,completely serious. " But Lilly! It's charging at intense speed! We'll be-" " HOLD-YOUR-GROUND SOLDIER! THAT'S AN ORDER!" Lilly yelled. Kam obediently nodded her head and followed her commander's order. The giant Titanic monster neared the girls. Lilly's eyes focused on it the entire time. closer,closer,CLOSER---
" EVASIVE!" Lilly shouts. The four females roll out of the way, just as the beast got to where they were standing!...

Amusement park PANIC!- Part 6

posted by skipperfan5431

As soon as the Haiwan aproach the Terminator ride, Officer X jumps out holding a giant vacume with a strange black liquid inside. As soon as Kowalski sees the strange substence, he seems to recognize it and he slides away. " Kowalski! where are anda going!?" Screamed Private, hoping his friend would answer. " Do anda little birdies know whats in this vacume?" Asks Officer X in an evil tone. He finds a tikus and sprays it with the strange black mist. It seems to be dead. " AHHHHH!!" Screamed all the remaining penguins. (and Julien.) " This is somethi'n Ilike to call CHEMICAL X!" Explains Officer...

luak, luak, badger Love: Chapter 4: The tarikh

posted by Metallica1147

         Chapter 4
         The Date

    Later that night both Private and Rico were ready for their dates with the badgers.

“You ready Rico?”

“Yup, you?”

“I’m not quite sure.”

“No worries,” he grunted with a smile.

“I know it’s just my first tarikh that’s all.”

“It’s ok.”

Before they went to meat the badgers, the rest of the penguins gave them a little talk.

“Well, are anda two ready for your dates?” Asked Skipper.

“Yup!”

“Y-yeah, I think.”

“Don’t worry Private,...

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Cookies, Games & Snowcones XXL part 4

posted by Sandrei

CHAPTER FOUR: In the sewer

"Well, we had our break now it's time to go back to the HQ." berkata Kowalski. He looked at Rico and goggled his eyes in anger. "Rico, anda give it back to me, this instance!"
"Na-aaah!" barked Rico, hiding the gameboy behind his back. He took several steps backwards, shielding his toy from Kowalski.
"THIS was the main cause of our problems!" growled Kowalski, waddling up to Rico and waving with his notepad furiously. Rico threw the gameboy up in the air and opened his beak to menelan it down, but he missed as for Kowalski made a sudden rush at him. They both landed on the...

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A Leaf from My Book (CT sequel)

posted by littlebirdy05

Kowalski stood outside his home, chest puffed out proudly, feathers ruffled, a rather goofy grin on his face, as he stared at what was before him.

"Is it good, Dad? Did I do a good job?"

Kowalski looked down at his son, a young penguin with tiny tuffs of down feathers clinging to his new, slick ones, much like Kowalski's own memories, both quickly fading reminders of their past. Kowalski notes how long it had taken Kona to lose his feathers; a tahun longer than normal, but just as well, it had been the same for him. Kowalski laid a flipper on Kona's shoulder, and grinned some more.

"Not good,...