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An alarm sounded to evacuate the infirmary. Everyone was completely caught off guard. The nurses acted on impulse, running out of the infirmary in a panic. Hans snatched the Taser from the guard and took him out, at which time, Rico broke from restraints and Skipper unlocked the handcuffs as he was instructed to do. Rico had taken out a few lebih guards and Eve went into Skipper’s room. “All clear! Let’s go!” Skipper, Eve, Rico, and Kowalski met outside the room. The four of them began walking toward the stairwell, Hans came down after them.

“Wait! Wait for me!”

Eve turned on him. “No! You’re not coming! Don’t even think about following us!”

“But anda can’t just leave me here!”

Skipper stepped in between them. “We don’t have time to argue! Let’s go!”

They started down the stairs again. “Fine, but he’s not coming in the car!” Eve berkata taking the stairs sejak two’s.

“Fine sejak me!” Hans replied following. When they reached the bottom of the stairwell, Eve used her identification card to open the exit door. The blaze of the alarms were now mere echoes. Following, they made for the fence that surrounded the prison. Rico regurgitated two plastic spoons and dug a tunnel from the inside to the outside of the fence, then helped Eve, Skipper, and Kowalski out; he let Hans help himself.

Private was there waiting in a small car that could only kerusi, tempat duduk six and was roofless; Heather was in the back. Kowalski took the wheel, Rico slid to the middle, and Private took the right-passenger seat, and Skipper and Eve got in the back with Heather. Skipper turned to Hans, who was standing seterusnya to the car. “Sorry, compadre. anda got yourself into this, get yourself out.” With that, Kowalski hit the gas and Hans took off through the woods. Kowalski turned away from the prison, but not unnoticed. A guard from a menara, watchtower spotted the getaway car. Private looked in the side view mirror.

“Guys! We have a problem!”

Skipper, Eve, and Heather turned in their seats and stared in shock as three snarling, growling Rottweiler’s pursued them with great speed. Skipper sat up straighter in his kerusi, tempat duduk to have a better look at the front and rear views. “Kowalski! Lose ‘em in the cemetery!”

Vestre Cemetery was about two miles from the prison. It was fairly easy to lose someone in the cemetery because of its huge area. Kowalski hung a hard left and accelerated; the Anjing coming on strong. After they’d entered the cemetery, they were turning and weaving through headstones and twelve-foot high hedges. Now Eve had stood in her kerusi, tempat duduk like Skipper was doing. They turned to Kowalski and berkata simultaneously: “Serpentine!” They looked at each other in surprise, not expecting the simultaneous outburst, then both smiled deviously.

“Hang on!” Kowalski berkata before taking a sharp turn. The Anjing were mere feet away from them. Eve turned to Rico.

“Rico! Gimme a bow and arrow!”

Rico looked at Skipper, not used to taking orders from anyone but him. “You heard her!” Skipper ordered. Rico did as told.

“You’re not going to kill them!?” Private cried.

“No Private…quite the opposite.” Eve replied. “Kowalski! Decrease speed to 50mph!”

“What?!”

“Just trust me!” Kowalski hesitated, then gently eased off of the gas. When the Anjing were just a yard behind them, Eve turned to face the front of the car, aimed up, and released the arrow. The Arrow broke the string that had been holding up a large flag hanging above their path. Kowalski accelerated under it just as it fell and the Anjing were immediately entangled in the thick material. Eve admired her handiwork and sat back down; Skipper settled seterusnya to her.

“Nice aim. Perfect timing, too.”

“Thanks. Years of practice, I suppose.”

Private turned in his seat. “We did it, Skipper! You’re free!”

Skipper smiled. “Well, anda got me out of prison. I won’t be free until we get out of Denmark. I’m proud of you, Private.” Private smiled and he and Skipper embraced over the seats. Kowalski found the exit and hung a right. Skipper and Private separated and Skipper asked Kowalski: “So, where are we headed, Kowalski?”

“The airport. There’s a flight leaving for New Jersey in half an hour.”

“Jersey?”

“Well, the seterusnya flight to New York won’t leave until morning. I figured you’d rather get out of Denmark ASAP.”

“Fine sejak me.” Skipper berkata leaning back in his seat.

He turned to Eve, who was smiling in triumph. They embraced, then Eve pulled away and said: “I don’t believe anda two have officially met. This is my younger sister, Heather.” Heather smiled shyly.

“It’s nice to finally meet anda Heather. I look ke hadapan to getting to know anda better.” Skipper berkata with a friendly smile. Heather signed with a shy smile.

“She says it’s nice to meet you, too.” Eve translated. Rico turned and asked Skipper something.

“Great idea, Rico!” Rico regurgitated the speak-and-spell and Heather accepted it with a smile. “Here ya go, Heather. anda can use this to communicate with us if Evelyn isn’t there to translate.” Heather’s smile faded and she looked at Eve, who too was looking at him in shock and confusion. “What?”

“How do anda know my full name?” Eve asked.

Skipper thought for a moment, then shrugged. “You didn’t tell me? I could’ve sworn anda did.”

Eve looked down slightly. “No, I didn’t. Just don’t call me that anymore, okay?”

“Alright, but…may I ask why?”

Eve was silent for a moment, then looked up at him out of the corner of her eye. “It, um…was what my mother called me before we were taken from her. She looked at Heather, who looked from Eve to Skipper. There was something about the look in her eyes that indicated that there was something they were hiding, but Skipper ignored it.

“Oh, I’m sorry.”

Eve smiled up at him. “Don’t worry about it. That was the past. Let’s worry about anda now.”

Skipper smiled sympathetically and wrapped his flipper around her, followed sejak the small sound of Private’s giggling from the front seat. “Very mature, Private.” Skipper berkata sarcastically.

Private ceased giggling. “What? I didn’t do anything…”

“Private, I can see anda in the rear view mirror.” Skipper replied, almost laughing.

Private suppressed a giggle. “You didn’t see anything.” Nobody could contain themselves; everyone burst out laughing.

“Guys! Please! I’m driving!” Kowalski said, hardly able to breathe.

“Sorry, Kowalski! I couldn’t help myself!” Private berkata between laughs.

“‘Sokay. We’re almost there anyway.”

“Boy, can I not wait to get home. I miss New York. How long has it been?” Skipper asked; Eve settled closer to him, using his soft chest feathers as a pillow.

“About two weeks, believe it atau not.” Kowalski answered.

“Two weeks? But…that means…”

“Christmas is tomorrow, Skipper.” Skipper looked down. “I can’t believe so much time has passed.”

“We’ve all Lost track of time.” Private berkata slowly.

Suddenly the sound of the speak-and-spell caught their attention. “At least we all get to spend it together.”

Skipper looked at his men, then down at Eve, who looked back into his eyes. “Yeah, together.” Skipper berkata nudging her shoulder.

Eve smiled. “Together.” She berkata turning her head to Heather and taking her flipper. Skipper was about to ask how much further it was when a plane soared low over their heads; the roar of the engines was nearly deafening. After a short, seven minit drive, Kowalski turned into a patch of shrubbery that lead to a fence; behind it was the large runway. A plane had just taken off and another plane was busy boarding passengers.

“Alright, Rico, just like we planned it.” Kowalski berkata quietly. Rico nodded and leapt out of the car. After doing so, he regurgitated a pair of wire cutters. He then cut a large opening in the fence and pulled back the piece. Kowalski drove through and Rico retook his place in the car. They silently and stealthily rode through the long stretch of planes that were parked in the hangar and snuck around to the luggage area and when all was clear, they drove up the ramp and parked close to the back, hidden in the luggage. Nobody berkata a word until the sound of the back of the plane closed, when everyone seemed to finally be able to breathe. After the lurch from the liftoff, they got out of the car and stretched their limbs. Kowalski, Rico, and Skipper took off their jumpsuits and Rico got rid of the evidence.

Skipper turned to his men. “Well, boys, it looks like it’s time for a well-deserved round if high fives!” The team smiled and shared their high fives. Eve and Heather embraced tightly, almost not believing that they’d won. They hadn’t been able to spend any real time together in years.

Eve pulled away and turned to Skipper. “Heather and I are going to go for a walk. We have a lot of catching up to do.”

Skipper nodded. “So do my team and I. Meet back here in an hour. We’ll need our sleep for morning. Flight lands at…what was that time Kowalski?”

“0600.” Kowalski answered.

Eve nodded. “Okay.” She turned and walked off with Heather.

Skipper turned toward his men as Private asked: “So what happened after they took us?”

“It’s a long story.” Skipper started, leaning against the car. For the seterusnya half-hour atau so, he went into great detail about his only thoughts on his journey through snow, dogs, and of course their encounter with Officer X.

“Oh, not X! That guy needs to get a life!” Kowalski exclaimed.

“I know, right!” Skipper berkata in agreement.

“Well, we did ruin his life to begin with…” Private pointed out.

“Ha! Sweet and naïve Private. With a man as nutso as him, it was bound to happen eventually. We just happened to be the ones to start it off.” Skipper explained nonchalantly.

“So how exactly did it happen with anda and Eve?” Kowalski asked.

Skipper blushed slightly. “Well…uh…it was…”

“Come on, Skipper! Don’t be shy! anda weren’t this shy when anda met Ms. Kitka.” Private pointed out.

“Well, yeah, but…this is different. I’ve never met anyone like Eve before. She’s…amazing.” His men let out a resounding, “Aw…” and Skipper blushed harder. “Oh, come on!” Private nudged him and Skipper pushed his flipper away. “Stop! I will not have this unit going soft!”

“Says the loverboy!” Kowalski teased.

“That’s not funny, Kowalski!” Skipper said, though he was laughing himself.

Private wiped away a tear. “Sorry, Skipper. It really is sweet. So when did it start? Was it awkward?”

Skipper sighed. “Remember when I told anda about the drug testers?” His team nodded. “After we broke out…we were…caught up in the moment…and…we kissed.” He finally admitted. His team smiled in awe. “It was…unexpected. When she first came to see me in the prison, it became something more. It sort of just…happened.” Suddenly a rustle was heard behind them. Skipper turned. “Eve? Heather? Is that you?” There was the sound of footsteps. Skipper, now suspicious that they weren’t alone, crept up to the luggage. He climbed on bahagian, atas of a tall one and looked around. A zipper on one of the suitcases caught his eye; it had just closed itself. Skipper jumped down and crept up to it; his team was now behind him, poised for combat. Skipper rapidly unzipped it and flung it open.

“No! I come in peace! Don’t hurt me!” Hans pleaded shielding himself with a toddler’s shoe.

“Oh, great! How did you get here?!” Skipper asked, outraged.

“I heard some humans talking about going to New Jersey, I hitched a ride! Of course, I have the good luck of picking the same flight you were on!”

Kowalski got Rico locked and loaded, aiming him at Hans. “I got a clear shot, Skipper.”

“Hold your fire. I have a better plan.” Skipper berkata with a devious smirk. Hans gulped.

Despite Hans’s struggling, it didn’t take long to strap him to a little girls’ Barbie bookbag. Just for kicks, Rico put a merah jambu bow on his head. None of them could contain their laughter. “Oh, very funny! This isn’t fair! Come on!”

Skipper spoke between laughs. “Rico, shut him up!” Rico was laughing so hard that whenever he tried to regurgitate some duct tape he ended up hacking up a shoe atau a crowbar. Finally he managed to get what was needed and put a piece over Hans’s beak.

Meanwhile, while all this was going on, Eve and Heather were discussing important matters. “Heather, he doesn’t know about Alastair being our father. They don’t know about what happened when we were children. And they most certainly do not know about Private. So I don’t want anda to say a word.” Heather signed. “The reason I wasn’t truthful at first was because I just wasn’t sure if I could trust him. Then after all of this…I can’t tell him that I’ve lied about everything. He’ll never look at me the same. Especially if he knows about Alastair.” Heather signed again. “Well, I suppose you’re right. But I’d rather not tell him until I’m ready. anda will let me tell him, right?” Heather sighed and nodded. “Thank you, Heather.”

Afterwards, they discussed everything they’d been through in the past that they hadn’t been able to talk about before. When they were ready to go back, they curiously followed the sounds of laughter. The moment they saw Hans, they stared in shock for a moment, then when they let sink in what the penguins had done to him, they fell over laughing. The team helped them to their feet as they left him and went back to the car. “Alright, I’ll sleep in the backseat.” Skipper said.

“I’ll take the front.” Eve replied.

“I’ll sleep over here in this suitcase.” Private berkata approaching a suitcase that was filled with blankets.

“I guess I’ll sleep over here.” Kowalski berkata making himself comfortable on a cloth suitcase.

Heather lay down in a patch of blankets.

“I stan’ ‘uard!” Rico exclaimed.

“Alright, Rico. If anda get too tired though, wake me up and I’ll take your shift.” Skipper ordered. Rico nodded. “G’night everyone.”

Everyone berkata their goodnights, and went to sleep.

Skipper was sleeping soundly, until he started having flashes. He kept seeing Eve with another penguin; the two of them kissed and were happy together. He couldn’t wake himself up, but eventually someone shook him awake. It was about 0300 EST now. “Wha? Oh, hei Rico. Need some sleep?” Rico nodded. “Alright. anda can take my place here in the car.” Skipper berkata getting out of the car. Rico laid down in the backseat and instantly found sleep. Skipper walked around, trying to stay awake. Though, he couldn’t stop thinking about the dream he’d had. What was that about anyway? He double-checked that Hans was still the way they’d left him, and when he was, he found himself completely bored. It was almost too much to bear. So to keep himself awake, he started doing push-ups. He’d done about fifty when he heard a small whimper. He got to his feet and saw Private squirming in his little make-shift bed. He walked over to him and stroked his face.

“Private?” Private just turned over in his position and whimpered again. Skipper shook him gently. “Private!” He whispered. Private abruptly sat upright and breathed heavily. “Private, it’s okay. I’m here. It was just a nightmare.” Private looked at him and hugged him tightly.

“Skipper! It was horrible! I was all alone! I couldn’t find anda anywhere! And when I did, anda were…you were…”

“Sh, it’s okay, Private. It was just a dream.”

Private pulled away and wiped away a tear. “Would it be okay if I stayed up with you? anda know…just until I can fall asleep again?”

“Of course, Private. Come on.” Skipper berkata softly.

Private smiled slightly and hopped down off of the suitcase. The two of them waddled back to the car and sat down, leaning against it. Private leaned on his shoulder. “Skipper?” He whispered.

“Yeah, Private?”

“Can I ask anda something?”

“Anything.”

“I was just wondering…where did anda find me?”

Skipper’s hati, tengah-tengah jumped. Suddenly the image of Eve and Heather in his Captain’s quarters from years lalu flashed through his mind. “Skipper?”

“Huh? Oh…well, it’s not a very nice story. I don’t know if you’re ready to hear it.”

“Please, Skipper? I want to know. I can handle it.

Skipper sighed. “Well, when I was in the army, I was doing some of my regular scheduled reckon. I…heard something in the woods. It was a wolf, attacking a penguin. I shot the wolf, but…not before he harmed the penguin. Private…this penguin was your mother. I couldn’t save her. The wound was too deep. The last thing she did was make me promise to always take care of you, and to keep anda safe.”

For a moment, Private berkata nothing. Then he said, “You weren’t afraid that…you’d lose me atau something?”

“Private, that was the only thing going through my mind. ‘What if I lose him?’ ‘What if I’m not able to care for him?’ ‘What if he grows up and hates me?’ I couldn’t think of anything else but keeping anda safe. I put anda before I put even my soldiers.”

Private looked up at him. “Really?” Skipper nodded. Private turned and they embraced. Meanwhile, in the car, Eve had heard the talking and had awoken. She heard everything. She nearly began to cry. Skipper had done a top-notch job of taking care of Private. He treated him as if he really were his own son. She could hardly sleep for the seterusnya three hours.


“Rise and shine, everyone!” Skipper announced walking around, poking everyone awake. They all woke with a yawn. “Come on, the planes’ about to land. It’s gonna be a bumpy ride!” All of them sluggishly walked to the car and climbed in. A few minit later, there was a big lurch, and soon the plane came to a stop and the engines silenced. The luggage compartment was opened again and Kowalski drove out of the back and through the hangar. They were then on the road to New York.

Everyone took in the familiar sights and sounds of the city. Everything was absolutely magnificent with all of the Krismas décor lighting up the morning dawn. They continued on their way until they reached the states’ border at around 1137 hours. “We’re almost there!” Private exclaimed.

“Correctamundo, Private!” Skipper resounded.

“I can’t wait.” Eve berkata gently.

It took about four lebih hours to make it to Manhattan, and not too long after that, to the zoo. The first thing they noticed was the big sign on the door. Closed for Christmas.

Skipper smiled. “Merry Christmas, everyone.” Everyone replied with their ‘Merry Christmas’s’ and Kowalski parked the car behind a bush.

“Come on, our secret hatch is right through here.” The six of them walked through the hatch that was right seterusnya to the zoo gates and entered the zoo. None of the Haiwan were seen in their habitats.

“Kowalski, analysis.” Skipper ordered.

“Perhaps they’re at the Zoovenir Shop.” Kowalski suggested.

“Right. alih out!” They slid to the kedai and sure enough, there they were. They snuck in through the side, hoping to surprise them.

“…and have been missing for exactly two weeks now, but I assure anda that they’re coming back. They always do.” Marlene was saying.

“But what about the Christmas? They could be being in kuah danger now!” King Julien replied.

“Well, Ringtail. I didn’t expect you’d miss us that much.” Everyone turned at the sound of Skipper’s voice with mouths gaping.

“It’s Skipper!”

“They’re back!”

“Who’s the other two?”

“Where have anda all been?”

Everyone was asking soalan at the same time, making it hard to keep up. “Excuse me! Everyone! Where we’ve been is a very long story. A story I wish to tell after we enjoy Krismas together. Deal?” Everyone smiled and nodded happily.

“Eh, excuse me, bossy penguin. I am demanding to know what has become of anda all this instant. And anda must answer, because I am king.” Julien said. “And let us be starting with who they are.” He berkata pointing at Eve and Heather.

“Ah, Ringtail. I must admit, out of all of the Friends here that I’ve missed, anda have to go at the bottom of the list.” Skipper berkata crossing his flippers. “Is it too much to ask to enjoy Krismas with all of our Friends before going into the long, long story about where we’ve been?”

“Ugh! Fine! But anda have to at least tell us who they are.”

Skipper turned to Eve and Heather. “Everyone, these two are very special Friends of ours. Eve, and her younger sister Heather. I’m sure anda all will get to know and Cinta them the way I ha…uh…we have.” Skipper ended nervously. Eve suppressed a giggle. “So, let’s get on with Krismas shall we?”

The rest of the hari was filled with presents and Krismas cheers. No one could believe the penguins had made it back, especially in time for Christmas. Snow had begun to drift over New York and it had made it that much better. Before turning in for the night, Skipper and Eve mencuri away from everyone and went for a walk on the other side of the zoo.

“So…how are anda feeling?” Skipper asked.

“I’m feeling fine. I haven’t had this much of a good time in years. In fact, I haven’t ever really celebrated Krismas since I was two.” Eve replied.

Skipper stopped and leaned against the back door of the Zoovenir Shop. “Wow. anda know…you never really told me. What did Alastair have against your mother? I mean, why would he want to steal anda from her?” Eve thought for a moment, not sure of how to answer that. She looked up at the sky, as if hoping an answer would fall down and hit her in the face, but instead found something else. “What?” Skipper asked, unsure of what she was looking at. He looked up and then saw it. Right above their heads…was mistletoe. Eve looked down shyly and Skipper blushed slightly.

“Well…um…heh…” Eve berkata with a nervous laugh.

Skipper smiled, gently took her sejak the flipper, and pulled her close, wrapping his flippers around her waist. “Merry Christmas, Eve.” He berkata softly.

“Merry Christmas, Skipper.” They both smiled and Skipper pressed his beak to hers. It didn’t last long before Julien came bounding around the corner.

The separated and looked at him as he said: “Oh, there anda are, penguin! I’ve been looking for anda everywhe—” He looked at how they were pulled together with his mouth gaping. “Oh…am I interrupting? anda know, just a little bit? Uh…well…you-you know…it can wait. I’ll…uh…you know…be catching anda later. Oh! Do anda hear that? Maurice is calling my name!” He stumbled backward over his feet and quickly got back up. “Coming Maurice!” He berkata going back around the corner.

Skipper and Eve laughed and turned back to each other. “You know he’s still watching, right?” Eve whispered. anda could still see part of Julien’s ear around the corner.

“Ah, I don’t care. Let him watch. Where were we?” Skipper berkata with a sly smile.

“Hm, I don’t remember. You’ll have to refresh my memory.” Eve answered. Skipper smiled and they shared another kiss.


The seterusnya morning, the penguins woke up in their habitat. Rico had set up a temporary sleeping area for Eve and Heather, just until they worked something out. Skipper brewed his coffee and drank in satisfaction. Private turned on the news.

None of them could believe what they saw. Private turned up the volume as the video played. It was Skipper and Eve, jumping off of the counter in the drug testing place. Chuck Charles’s voice was heard explaining what was happening. “…the impossible truth of the Central Park penguins. No one has seen these penguins in two weeks now. Whoever turns in these penguins will receive a reward of $10000 cash. The penguins will then be sent to a government facility where they will be tested and experimented on. Now let’s hear it from the man who tried and failed to convince us before of the penguins’ actions.”

seterusnya shown on the screen was Officer X, he had his uniform back on and was in a live studio. “I tried to tell anda all that those penguins were crazy! And now that I’m head of the animal control office, I will be sure that these penguins are brought to custody and never to be seen again on the streets of New York. They’re dangerous and not to be trusted.”

Now Chuck Charles was back on the screen. “You heard it here first. If anda have seen any of these penguins, call 1-800-555-0617 immediately. Do not attempt to approach them, they are dangerous.”

The penguins looked at each other, unsure of what to say. Finally, Skipper broke the silence. “This…is bad.”

End of Part 2
posted by peacebaby7
Author’s Note: This is my sixth installment of skits. My first was regular everyday scenarios (link), then Skilene-themed skits (link), then a set for the villains (link), then a set starring the lemurs (link), then a humanized set (link), and lastly, Dorski-themed skits (link). I now present to my readers, Dave Skits! I had loads of fun with this one and I hope anda all enjoy them. sejak the way, I certainly did not do this as an excuse to make celebrity puns. I’m not sure why anda would think that . . .

61) Time is Money [XXVIII]

“I want to thank anda for meeting with me, Mr. Miyoshi. Your...
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posted by Mother-of-PoM
Then, there were gone. Private went into the bathroom where he noticed something he didn't notice before. A key was sitting seterusnya to the bathtub. He started to walk in front of the bathtub to get to the key but a zombie threw itself out of the bathtub making him yelp and back away.

'Around the tub then...'

Private was thankful the zombie didn't alih as he made his way around. He smiled and picked up the key. Then the zombie lunged at him, Private screamed and moved to doge it then slid out of the room and slammed the door shut. His eyes widened. A doll with red feathers and amber eyes was walking...
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posted by Mother-of-PoM
(This was made for my own enjoyment of PoM and Mad Father, plus I have to get this out of my head XD This takes place before Private even joined the team and this is not cannon. Its fanmade. So without further jibber jabbers, enjoy.)

A small black flipper knocked against a steel door. He frowned when no one answered the door.

"Big Brothah?" He tried again, "Are anda in there Blue?" He inquired lowly, he has been warned over and again not to raise his voice in the house. He stepped aside as the door opened and his big brother came out. "Big brothah!" He smiled brightly.

The penguin in front of him...
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Smile 09.06.15

“Operation: Frozen is a success!” Skipper said, holding up his successfully retrieved snow cone.

Kowalski sighed. “Too bad they were out of blueberry,” he muttered in disappointment.

Skipper rolled his eyes. “Let it go,” he said. He turned toward the others. “Let’s head back to HQ.”

The penguins started their journey back through Central Park to the zoo, happily licking at their snow cones in the mid-summer heat. But when they were about halfway there, Private grabbed his leader’s shoulder to bring him to a stop.

“Wait, Skipper, look over there,” he berkata pointing...
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Dying 04.04.15

Note: This installment is humanized.

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Skipper sat in the emergency room waiting area, his face in his hands, as he waited for the doctor to come back with news. His college roommate and best friend, Kowalski, sat seterusnya to him, wishing he could think of something to say to bring him comfort. They’d been waiting there for almost an hour. Finally, a surgeon stepped out of the operating room, her hands and arms wet after scrubbing out. She pulled his face mask under her chin.

“Mr. Guin?” she inquired toward Skipper, who stood.

“Yes. How is she?” he asked rubbing his...
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 "Breaking News!"
"Breaking News!"
This part was a lot of fun to write! Please review!

"Breaking news!" the tall, blonde haired news reporter exclaimed. "I'm live to you, from the Arctic! Today, November 26th, 2004, there was an avalanche, spreading across the great portion of a mountain! Luckily, there was only person in its path, and he is only suffering minor injuries. Here he is now!"

Now there was a man, the same man that the group of Arctic Haiwan had saved from the avalanche. The blonde reporter held her microphone up and asked: "How did anda manage to get out of that with only a broken nose?"

The man, who still seemed traumatized...
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Eight Months Later

Kowalski woke with a yawn and hopped down from the bahagian, atas bunk. He slugged his way over to the coffee machine to start Skipper’s brew when he realized it’d already been made. Suddenly alert, he turned to see Skipper’s bunk empty and a faint light coming from under his lab door. He gently pushed it open and peered in.

Skipper was facing away from him at the parallel bars Rico had built for him when he’d finally stood up from his wheelchair two weeks ago. So far, he hadn’t been able to do much but stand and pivot, but Skipper kept swearing he could feel in his gut that...
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“Crazy Old Cat Lady”

“The Penguins of Madagascar”

Season 4 Episode 7 (4X07)

Production Code: 407

Previous: “The lumba-lumba, ikan lumba-lumba Who Hired Me”
Next: “Porpoise With a Purpose”

Crazy Old Cat Lady/Transcript

Scene I: Gladys’ Apartment

(Nana and Gladys are sitting down at Gladys’ coffee table, drinking teh and laughing)

Nana: (Chuckling) So I berkata to him, “My Handbag!” and I WALLOPED him right where it hurt! He was a very bad kitty, that Alex! Oh (giggles) yes he was!

Gladys: Oh but dear, how did anda ever get out of Africa in the first place?

Nana: Oi, Gladys, it was quite the trip! I had...
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The moon shone its rays over the treetops, lighting up my way. The forest was silent, except for the sound of my beating heart, which I hoped only I could hear. This was a suicide mission; it was either do atau die. If Blowhole was defeated, I would finally get my revenge. On the other hand, if I lost, I would not have long to live.
I almost jumped out of my feathers when an owl screamed at me to get out of his territory. I think he was afraid that I was going to steal his mice. I would not loose sleep over it. I had sworn never to eat a tetikus again unless it was a dire emergency.
Have anda ever...
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Note: This is a short chapter just to conclude things up. Hope anda enjoyed it!

“Kowalski, tell me you’ve cracked this thing,” berkata Skipper. “The humans will arrive at any moment.”
“Almost there, Skipper. Just a few lebih touches.”
Private turned to his leader. “Skipper! Someone’s coming!”
“Kowalski! It’s now atau never!”
Kowalski hit the send button. “Mission accomplished, sir.”
“Go! Go! Go!”
The team made it up to the air vent just in time. The humans walked into the room. “I could have sworn I’d closed the lights.”
“Nah, you’re crazy.”
“It’s...
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Author’s Note: This was requested sejak link. It’s a blooper on a song variation she wrote to the tune of Second Chance sejak Shinedown. To read the original song variation, click link. This is meant to be set in a recording studio.

♦ ♦ ♦

Take One: “One Man Stand”

Sound Director: “Alright, Kowalski. We are recording in five, four, three, two—” *holds up one finger and points*

Kowalski: ♫My brain is big and wide
And sejak the way
My experiment failed today.
Skipper’s rage climbs so high—


Skipper: *over the mic* “Did anda have to bring me into this?!”

Kowalski: T_T

Take Two: “One...
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Rico had awoken...he was strapped to a meja, jadual in a dark room....he was frightened and wondered where he was...he struggled and screamed asking where he was...but all he could do was do that...until he heard a door slowly open...

Rico: let me go!! Now whoever anda are atau your gonna be sorry!!

???:I can't Bieleve I finally captured you....and it was too easy....hehehe...

It was the man who kidnapped Rico at the zoo...he walked up to Rico and smiled down on at him...

Rico:(up chucks bomb at him)

The man dodges the bomb and quickly gets back over near him...the man is now angry and punches Rico in the...
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posted by penguinlover723
NOTE: Okay... This is my very first FF on the fansite so if I screw up... PLEASE FORGIVE ME!
Just some symbols...
Author's Note is in bold
Action/Scene is in italics
Thought Speak is with < & >

Part I: The Beginning
Oh! I forgot to mention that I won't give away the main character's REAL name until the end of the FF, THAT will be determined later...

I'm also gonna throw in a couple references...Just for fun :D

(A car pulls up to the Central Park Zoo...)
?: Here we go... (sighs)
(6 little kids run out of the car)
?'s Mom: anda kids have fun! (turns to ?)Now anda make sure anda keep the kids...
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"Skipper are anda sure we aren't lost? This is NOT the part of New Jersey anda want to be in at night...for anda guys...not that bad...for a young and sort of vulnerable girl like me...very bad!" Cowtails berkata nervously.

Suddenly, three tough looking guys walked up.

"What's a pretty thing like anda doin' walkin' her pets around at 11 at night?" The first guy asked.

"yeah...don't anda know it's a bit dangerous, dollface?" The saat guy said.

Skipper glared. Dollface was his line!

"there could be gangs...or kidnappers..." The third guy berkata slowly smirking.

Cowtails spotted the Tatu on their necks,...
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Kowalski face flippered, "Now anda did it..."

~ Cowtails banged her head on the inside of the bubble, "you...don't...like...him...you...don't...like...h im..."

~ Skipper took a step forward. "yes...I...did..." He smirked, "come on, what anda got?"

Private dragged the other penguins behind the control board, "TAKE COVAH!"

Sweet Pripper cracked her knuckles, "BRING IT ON PECKER FACE!"

"I have my bets on Skipper since Sweet Pripper is a human.." Kowalski berkata slowly.

SP got out her chainsaw, " Your going to eat those words for your last meal..."

"I take it back.." Kowalski muttered.

"bring it on...IT."...
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SP was sitting down flipping a coin, "Wait, what are we doing again?" She asked.

Kowalski face flippered. SP threw the coin down.

"WAIT! We are rescuing Cowtails!" She shouted.

~ "Do anda birds ever give up?" Blowhole scowled.

"apparently not, let's just find a new hiding spot. Remember, anda don't give up either..." Cowtails berkata with a sweet smile.

~ "she's still faking...hmmm...what should we do? Kowalski! Options!" Skipper shouted.

~ "come on Blowy let's go." Cowtails said.

"Alright..." Blowhole sighed, flying off.

~ "HOW ABOUT THE OPTION GO AFTER THEM!" SP shouted.

"BUT HE DIDN'T ASK YOU...
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