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Mischief Managed 05.06.15

Note: This is kind of Skilene, depending on how anda look at it. Was it a legit joke atau a test? anda be the judge.

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Skipper approached Marlene’s habitat with a grin. Kowalski had pulled this one over on him just a short while ago, and he couldn’t wait to see the look on Marlene’s face when he tricked her too.

“Knock, knock,” he called as he entered Marlene’s cave.

“Hey, Skipper,” Marlene called back. “You never knock,” she observed. “What’s going on?”

“Oh, nothing,” Skipper replied. “I just wanted to ask anda something.”

Marlene arched a curious brow. “Okay, hit me.”

“I was just wondering if anda wanted a Kiss,” Skipper asked casually, as if it were just an ordinary question.

Marlene blinked and her smile faded. “Run that sejak me again,” she berkata stiffening.

“Do anda want a Kiss?” Skipper asked again.

Marlene felt her face flush and looked at the ground. “Um . . . I—why?” she asked carefully looking at him again.

Skipper looked surprised. “Because I’m nice?” he suggested.

Marlene laughed nervously. “Well, yeah, but that’s kind of—sudden, don’t anda think?”

“What could be sudden about Kisses?” Skipper asked peculiarly. “Everyone loves Kisses.”

“Well, I think they usually get to know each other a little better first,” Marlene berkata carefully.

“Marlene, I think we’ve known each other lebih than long enough to share some Kisses without anything getting weird,” Skipper replied nonchalantly.

Marlene spread her hands incredulously and started scratching the back of her neck. “Skipper, I—didn’t even know anda felt this way. But this is still really fast. I don’t think I’m ready for that yet.”

Skipper sighed. “All right, suit yourself. lebih for me, then,” he berkata with a shrug. Watching Marlene, he pulled a Hershey’s Ciuman from behind his back and acted like he was about to unwrap it. Marlene’s jaw fell open and she buried her face in her hands.

“Oh, my God!” she exclaimed looking back up. “You are so dead!” she berkata advancing with her paws clenched in fists.

Skipper tossed the Ciuman on a nearby shelf and caught her arms to hold her back as he started laughing uncontrollably.

“I can’t believe anda just did that to me!” Marlene berkata half-angrily, half-humorously. “You knew exactly what I’d think!”

“That was the point!” Skipper berkata between laughs as he struggled with Marlene. Finally, she backed off with a frustrated grunt. “Come on, Marlene. It was a joke!”

“No, I’m mad at anda now,” she berkata with an unconvincing smile as she crossed her arms over her chest.

Skipper humorously rolled his eyes and grabbed the Ciuman from the shelf. “Do anda want it atau not?” he asked with a sincere smile.

Marlene glanced at it and sighed. Looking away, she held out her paw. “Fine. But I’m still mad at you.”

Skipper chuckled and placed the treat in her paw. As Marlene unwrapped it, she curiously glanced at Skipper.

“I need to ask anda something,” she berkata popping the Ciuman into her mouth.

Skipper arched a brow. “What?”

“What would anda have done if I’d berkata yes?”

— § —

Note: The inspiration for this came from GrandOldPenguin’s “Want a Kiss?” from his One Hundred Days of Drabbles, and is actually a bit of a continuation of it. Thanks for letting me use the idea, and giving me feedback!
posted by rico911910
..YOU LOOK AT THE seterusnya PAGE.......................
was nurses and docters all crowded around Skipper how was laying on the hospital katil shacking will the some of them were holding him down. One of the docters puting a oxagen mask on Skipper and held it there so he could breath easier. Then a nurse came in holding a shot with meadisen filled haf way to the top. As the meadisen was injeted into skipper to calm his hati, tengah-tengah rate down the room begian to fall into silence. Slower and slower his
heart started to bet. When the docters looked at the monuter they side in releaf when Skipper's hati, tengah-tengah rate...
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S:Skipper; K:Kowalski; P: Private; R: Rico; M:Marlene; J: Julien; Mau: Maurice; Mort:Mort. A: Alice



Part Two

Alice breaks the bottle against the bahagian, atas of the cage and the glass shatters everywhere. She places the pisau right in front of the cage door. She opens the cage.

A: Now anda can get out! Let’s see if anda are smart enough!!!

She stares at them and waits.

S: We aren’t gonna get out like this! Rico!
R: Blaghhh (he pukes a handglider and they all hold on to some ones leg. Alice watches with fury)
A: anda aren’t off the hook that easy! And I guess anda are wondering what happened to your little...
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The rats lead Skipper away on the steel cage. This time he knew better than to struggle, he might as well save his energy for what was coming. ‘Well,’ thinks Skipper ‘I guess that this is the moment of truth.’ The sound of footsteps and the repugnant smell went away after a while and a few moments later Skipper felt himself being lowered down again. The cover is pulled away; Skipper blinks in the sudden light as his eyes adjust. In front of him stood Kowalski, Rico, and Private, all seeming exceedingly happy. Skipper was back inside his lair. The rats climb back outside chuckling as...
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[Skipper looks around. His penguin lair is empty]
    Skipper: Kowalski? Rico? Private? Anyone? All my men seem to be gone. Perhaps they’re at Marlene’s.
[He sneaks over to Marlene’s habitat, careful to not be seen]
    Skipper: Marlene? Marlene! She seems to be gone to! This must be a complot, but from who? The only suspicious activity I have seen came from…[Gasps] Kowalski!
[Skipper quickly rushes to the lemur habitat. After much searching (even underneath the "RoyalThrone")he finds it empty]
    Skipper: No! Not the lemurs too!...
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Kowalski is walking down the busy sidewalk and stops when he sees Skipper sitting on a jalan corner with a tin can to collect change.
Skipper: Spare change for a new lair, please? Over here, I need dough!
Kowalski: Skipper? What are anda doing?
Skipper: Kowalski, I never thought I would be happier to see your brain. How far are we from a new lair?
Kowalski looks in the cup and sees one Kandi wrapper along with a button.) At this rate centuries.
Skipper: We are depending on Rico and Private now.
Kowalski: No we’re not.
They see two penguins, Rico and Private, heading toward them.
Skipper: Report....
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added by Kinkystar
posted by midnightangel88
private: uh (wakes up) where are we skippah
pinkie: (pops out of nowhere) hi there my names pinkie
private: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
pinkie: oh i'm sorry
private: skippah skippah where are anda (wimpers)
pinkie: hei whats wrong
private: (crys) skippah
pinkie: (picks him up and brings him to twilights)
private: where am i (wimpers) skippah please come
twilight: who's skipper
private: skippah's m-my brother so are kowalski and rico (wimpers) i don't know where i am i'm scared
fluttershy: aww what a poor thing
meanwhile at the hq
skipper: hei where's private (hears something)
tv: skippah's my brother so are kowalski and rico (wimpers) i don't know where i am i'm scared
they travel there
skipper: were here
private: (wimpers and gets taken to canterlot)
to be continued
posted by SJF_Penguin2
link if anda would like to access the first chapter.

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Off the Shelf
A Penguins of Madagascar fanfic
Chapter 2: "Career Change"

Liz glanced at her daughter in the back kerusi, tempat duduk through the rearview mirror of her silver Subaru Outback. "So, have anda named your little Friends yet?"

"Yes." Chelsea held Skipper up. "This is Mr. Penguin." And then held up Marlene. "And this is Mrs. Penguin."

"No, no, sweetie. The brown one is an otter. Remember the story I told anda in the gift shop?"

"I know she's an otter, Mom. But she changed her name when she got married."

"Married?"...
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“Tuckered Out”
November 1, 2014


Marlene yawned. “Thanks for taking me to that Enrique Guitaro concert, guys,” she berkata to the penguins as they drove her home. “It went a lot better than last time. And going backstage? That was”—she yawned again as if she hadn’t slept in days—“really awesome,” she finished.

Skipper chuckled from his place to the right of her. “I don’t think staying up all the way to one in the morning is a good idea for you.”

Marlene shook her head. “No, no, I’m awake.” She fought off another yawn and rubbed her eyes. “Tack as a sharp.”

Skipper...
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“I Insist”
September 27, 2014


“All right, men. I want a perimeter. Make it fast, make it wide, and make it where anda can see everything, but nothing can see you,” Skipper ordered the team in Central Park. “On my mar —”

“Hey, aren’t anda those penguins from the aquarium?” Fred interrupted as he approached them.

Skipper rolled his eyes. “Zoo, actually. What do anda want, Fred? We’re in the middle of something,” he asked impatiently.

“Yeah, I’m in the middle of something too. I think it’s called Central Park. Anyway, I was just wondering, is that memerang, otter friend of yours...
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“Another Side”
April 26, 2014


    Skipper led a blindfolded Marlene into her cave.

    “Skipper, what is this? What’s the big surprise?” Marlene urged with anticipation.

    “Well, remember a couple of weeks lalu when anda berkata you’ve always wanted to stargaze, but couldn’t because of the bright city lights?” Skipper asked, preparing to remove the blindfold.

    “Yes, why?” Marlene answered.

    Skipper pulled off the blindfold. “That’s why,” he berkata with a grin.

    Marlene...
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No Time 07.14.16

“Maurice!” Julien cried from his throne.

Maurice trudged up to him, not even trying to hide his contempt. “Yes, your majesty?”

“I need another smoothie,” Julien said, propping his head up with one paw while rubbing his chest with the other. He coughed and wheezed. “I can feel my time approaching . . . so make it with extra mangga for the extra sweet-y-ness-ness . . .”

Maurice rolled his eyes. “You berkata your time was approaching two days ago,” he said.

“Well, how should I know, Maurice? I am not Clair’s Voyage!” Julien berkata before coughing again.

“It’s...
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Foreign 02.24.16

“Morning, Nari!” Marlene berkata one morning, excitedly nudging her habitat-mate and adoptive sister. “Come on, wake up!” she urged, eager to get out in the Monterey sun.

Nari stretched her arms and legs with a yawn as she sat up. “Marlene, the morning will still be there in ten minutes,” she complained with a smile.

Marlene laughed and pulled her arm. “Don’t be a wimp! Come on! Let’s go for a swim!”

The two went outside their cave-like room out into the California spring morning, Marlene at the lead while Nari lagged behind. Marlene merpati into their pond while...
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added by Featherson
Source: Penguins of Madagascar
posted by peacebaby7
Author’s Note: This is my sixth installment of skits. My first was regular everyday scenarios (link), then Skilene-themed skits (link), then a set for the villains (link), then a set starring the lemurs (link), then a humanized set (link), and lastly, Dorski-themed skits (link). I now present to my readers, Dave Skits! I had loads of fun with this one and I hope anda all enjoy them. sejak the way, I certainly did not do this as an excuse to make celebrity puns. I’m not sure why anda would think that . . .

61) Time is Money [XXVIII]

“I want to thank anda for meeting with me, Mr. Miyoshi. Your...
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posted by Mother-of-PoM
Then, there were gone. Private went into the bathroom where he noticed something he didn't notice before. A key was sitting seterusnya to the bathtub. He started to walk in front of the bathtub to get to the key but a zombie threw itself out of the bathtub making him yelp and back away.

'Around the tub then...'

Private was thankful the zombie didn't alih as he made his way around. He smiled and picked up the key. Then the zombie lunged at him, Private screamed and moved to doge it then slid out of the room and slammed the door shut. His eyes widened. A doll with red feathers and amber eyes was walking...
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posted by Mother-of-PoM
(This was made for my own enjoyment of PoM and Mad Father, plus I have to get this out of my head XD This takes place before Private even joined the team and this is not cannon. Its fanmade. So without further jibber jabbers, enjoy.)

A small black flipper knocked against a steel door. He frowned when no one answered the door.

"Big Brothah?" He tried again, "Are anda in there Blue?" He inquired lowly, he has been warned over and again not to raise his voice in the house. He stepped aside as the door opened and his big brother came out. "Big brothah!" He smiled brightly.

The penguin in front of him...
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Smile 09.06.15

“Operation: Frozen is a success!” Skipper said, holding up his successfully retrieved snow cone.

Kowalski sighed. “Too bad they were out of blueberry,” he muttered in disappointment.

Skipper rolled his eyes. “Let it go,” he said. He turned toward the others. “Let’s head back to HQ.”

The penguins started their journey back through Central Park to the zoo, happily licking at their snow cones in the mid-summer heat. But when they were about halfway there, Private grabbed his leader’s shoulder to bring him to a stop.

“Wait, Skipper, look over there,” he berkata pointing...
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Dying 04.04.15

Note: This installment is humanized.

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Skipper sat in the emergency room waiting area, his face in his hands, as he waited for the doctor to come back with news. His college roommate and best friend, Kowalski, sat seterusnya to him, wishing he could think of something to say to bring him comfort. They’d been waiting there for almost an hour. Finally, a surgeon stepped out of the operating room, her hands and arms wet after scrubbing out. She pulled his face mask under her chin.

“Mr. Guin?” she inquired toward Skipper, who stood.

“Yes. How is she?” he asked rubbing his...
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