Penguins of Madagascar Article: Retacks

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Retacks

posted by rico911910

s=skipper,k=kowalski,p=privat,D:derater
The Hidden
take one action
S:Pop kuiz troups what can't we trust?
K:...What?(every body looks at him)what are we rolling?
S:Aaa kinda!
K:Ow sarry sarry aaa can we restart that?
Good again sarry.

take two and action
S:Pop kuiz troups what...what aaaa? whats my lines again?
P:(he wispers to skipper)What can't we trust.
S:we can't trust needals thats for shore.
K:I think he means thats your lines.
S:Ow can we restart agian.
D:Alright lets take it froom the bahagian, atas then.

take three and action
S:Pop kuiz troups what can't we trust?
K:Three hari old sterfy moombeens.
S:Right? What else can't we trust?
P:Agers?(everybody stares then lafs)
S:Don't anda mean baggers priviat?(he giggles alidalbit).
P:Isn't that what i said?
K:No priviat anda berkata "agers".

take..K:Can i say it?
D:Aaa?shore
K:Yes!Alright take four and.....action!!!!!
S:Pop kuiz troups(he starts laffing)sarry I I just can't do this any more.Sarry I'm going to go for snowcones anybody else whant to come?(every body agres and gos)
D:What we got to finish the episode. guys?!can I come?
S:Shore? why not come on.
D:Yay snowcones(:
The End hop anda injoied it

MsKowalski99 and Kan-Joey like this

skipperluvs dis is giggly!!!! and all this time i thought that they were really awesome penguins!!! it was all a lie!!! a lie im telling you!!!!!

Kan-Joey well, now we know that though they might be good at fighting, these penguins are very bad at acting

rico911910 I was thinking about doing one of Launch Time when Juilen is playing guilf when the penguins are traning i was thinking of skipper ceaching the guilf ball an crashion it do you think that would be somthing good i can tipe about?

18wanda The word is badgers, not baggers. Your spelling needs to be improved, but the storyline was creative, I guess.

rico911910 that is part of the joke priviate help me spell it but he had a littile trouble with julian bodering him(: so i was hopping you would ask that qeustion KJ:hay hay! it's King julian! noteify the King at the begining S:Ringtial don't cut into a sentice like that you've got to what your tern. You were saying.Aaaa i will make retacks two sunday thanks skipper i ges. S:no problem

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I am in the PoM World. Chapter 7.

posted by CuteCuddly

*Kowalski's PoV*

"THREE...TWO...ONE...!"

Blowhole's base explodes in a firey ball of toxic gasses and total destruction. We feel the heat, depsite the fact we're at a reasonably selamat, peti deposit keselamatan distance. No-one could survive THAT explosion.

Even Rico seems too upset to enjoy the, usually, delightful sensation an explosion gives him. I can't say I blame him. His leader and Friends are in there.

WERE in there.

Now, they were probably with Manfreedi and Johnson, where ever THEY are. They've most likely gone to a better place. I've never known Skipper to be religous, though there is a lot I don't know about him....

Trapped in the Canyon chapter 2

posted by kivamarie

the seterusnya mourning.

Me: (wakes up) well I manage to get some rest but I gotta keep crawling.

but then i was in for a shock.

Me: alright don't worry Kiva anda can do this (turns over my body which becomes a big problem) (screams in pain)

Skipper: (wakes up) what's with all the screaming?

Mort: how come she's crying in pain?

Private: oh dear skipper her lower part where it's protective is gone!

Me (in pain): b but i gotta keep crawling (drags myself but the pain makes it worse) ow!!!!

Skipper: Kiva stop dragging yourself the lower part of your body is already in pain your crawling is going to make it worse!...

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The Slenderman chp. 3

posted by stlouisfan

(Penguin HQ. Late at night)
Private climbed out of his katil and walked into the seterusnya room. He pulled the tape recorder out again and began his seterusnya recording.

"Okay okay. Today was worse than any other. Today he actually appeared before me. In broad daylight. He has never done that before. What's worse is that I heard something. Something not normal. Something I wouldn't expect to hear in the zoo. Not in a million years. Like children screaming. I don't know what he'll do next. This tall thin man with the long arms," Private whispered clearly into the tape recorder.

He took a few moments to breath...

The lucky coin. chapter 2

posted by andresandru

"Marlene?!" Skipper said, coonfused

"you heard me comando,
don't seem a dumb,
get this out
or I'll break your lung!" Marlene sang

"hahaha! it worked!!!!" Private shouted

"so the real cause was actualy you,
what a liar, what a no-good,
you annoying rainbow-lover, yes you,
you're completly crazy, anda should be mr. bad mood!"

Suddently Private changed, he was wearing a half-broken skull T-shirt and was eating a brown lollypop

"Private?" Kowalski berkata lowly, Private turned andthrew his lolypop at the brainy

"Private!" Skipper berkata "those aren't modals of a-" Skipper stopped himself seeing that Private didn't...

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What happend in our past...But you'r a girl!!! Chapter 1

posted by SkippX101

*Guys please note that Starlite is my first and ONLY character i will be adding (If you'r a Skilene peminat anda will Cinta her!) And i Cinta my music, so in parts of the artikel i will be putting names of songs inbetween *...Hope anda like :P(Hope its not far-fetched)*

*Coldplay-Paradise"
It was a starry night in the middle of the Atlantic Ocean.All was silent night. A motorbike (similiar to the one's on Tron legacy) appeard in the distance, a human figure was ontop of the bike.The suit always reminded her of Tron, she smiled at the thought. Tron's wasnt purple.Suddenly she heard the rumble of a much...

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All that is well and good - Chapter 4: Flight and Sacrifices

posted by BirdG

Okay, I never was in Central Park and don't know what species of trees are growing there, so I took the ones which are spread widely over my country…

Flight And Sacrifices

Private had spotted him too.

"Oh no" he heard Kowalski say quietly through the wind.

Skipper made a step in their direction.

"Run" Kowalski whispered, but nobody moved.

Skipper was now walking towards them. First slow, then faster.

"RUN!" Kowalski shouted and they turned around and fled into the forest. Kowalski looked back and saw Skipper getting nearer. He was fast and they were too slow. Private and Rico just couldn't...

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Kait vs Penguins- bantal fight!

posted by Kait_Wolf

It was a rainy hari in the zoo of new york. The time is 2:30pm and the penguins are inside there home.

Private: This is the boring hari ever, I wish we can do something that we never try yet.

Skipper: Well Private, we have to wait for the rain to go away. It`s too wet and cold.

Kait: *comes in as a penguin and shakes to dry her feathers* anda guys, don`t go outside atau anda will be wet like me.

Skipper: Kait.....

Kait: What?

Kowalski: *comes out of his lab and see Kait and the wet floor* Kait, anda got the floor wet.

Sikpper: HEY, I was goes to say that!

Rico: * comes in with wet feathers*

Skipper and Kowalski:...

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BLOWHOLE STRIKES BACK PART1

posted by ally11

(HQ)
skipper:alright men we have traing today
Private:can't we have a hari off please
Skipper:no
Kowalski:please
Skipper:No!
Rico:PLEASE!
skipper:FINE
penguins:YAH!!!!
(3 hours later and TV turns on)
Skipper:hey what's going on?
Private:I don't know
Dr.Blowhole:pen-guy-ins
Skipper:BLOWHOLE
blowhole:miss me I know I did
Kowalski:no we didn't
(ringtails cames in)
Julien:hello silly penguins
Skipper:RINGTAILS
kowalski:well what do u want
Blowhole:oh nothing is that I have one of your teammates
(private shows on the screen)
Skipper:whoa did not see that caming
Kowalski:PRIVATE!!!!!
Rico:grrr bark bark

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Harry potter and PoM

posted by alexrusso-213

Harry:Alex today is your special hari
Alex:fun-sized hari
Harry:yeah I guess and we get to do whatever u want
Alex:aw your a nice boyfriend
Harry:yeah I guess
Mars:where are u going can I come
Alex:yes and I don't know where were going
Mars:how about laser tag I Cinta laser tag so do u Alex
Alex:true and we could also go to the zoo
Harry:so laser tag first?
Alex and mars:YEAH!
(at laser tag)
Alex:me,mariella and Hermy are one team and u and Ron on another
Ron:wow u vs your girlfriend
Harry:SHUT UP!
Alex:GO!
(alex shot Ron)
Alex:BOOMBA!!!!
mariella:now Harry
(after laser tag)
Alex:I bet your team hahahahaha
Harry:hahahahaha okay Alex u won know to the zoo
End of part 1 wonder if skipper falls for Alex

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Conscience!! pt. 1

posted by have64

Kowalski: This will be the perfect gift for Have.

Private: Oh, a present what is it?

Kowalski: It's a Conscience Separator ray and I need Have to test it.

Have: Sup peeps.

Kowalski: I see extending your vocabulary failed. Anyway Say hello to the Conscience Separator Ray.

Have: Alright!
(Kowalski zap Have and a puff of black smoke appeared)

Skipper: What's all the noise! Where's Have?
Kowalski: No worries Skipper, Have can anda here me?!
Have: Yeah!
????:Yes!
Skipper: Who berkata that?
Have:*Gasp* Sixty
Sixty: Yes, it is me Sixty Four Have's Conscience.
Have: Oh yeah Kowalski, why did anda invented your Conscience...

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A Week In Death Chapter 4: William's tales.

posted by 67Dodge

"So are anda really another ghost?" asked Skipper. "No, that sounds too vague," berkata William. "You obviously have experience with the dead?" asked Skipper. "Well, there's these marvelous tales of life after death where anda see a white light, go to heaven atau hell, atau be a ghost, atau even rebirthing as something else, but it's these tales that I can say, they are merely just," berkata William. "How can I know I'm really dead? In that coffin? And not just having a near death experience?" asked Skipper. "You'll learn soon that anda are dead, only time will tell, but at least anda get it good, some ghosts...

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I will steal your memerang, memerang, otter chp1: she is hot!

posted by andresandru

Skipper sat at his table, drinking his coffe, he just had a fight with his team - a simulated fight - and they won - he had teached them right, but just then someone knocked the door, and when skipper looked up, it was someone he hated, someone he thought he was over with, someone who made him a public enemy, it was no one else than Hans, the puffin.

"HANS?! WHY ARE anda HERE?!" he shouted in atonishment

"I came back from Hoboken, anda cheated on me!" he shouted angryly at him

"ok, ok, sorry, but it was MY revenge!" he shouted back

"ok, anyways, I have my own habitat!" he berkata menunjukkan skipper his...

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The Bus Ride to the Middle of Nowhere: Prologue

posted by Katie_Kat200

Don't ask why its called what its called, just go with it. I might need some OC's though. I hope anda guys enjoy this atau else this wouldn't be a test. There's gonna be all sorts of things happening, including a machine that makes the penguins... human? But only for three days. Anyway, yes Catherine will be in this fan-fic. No, there will not be any Skilene. Yes, there will be some Priverine though (please don't kill me Private fan-girls...) But Marlene will be in this fan-fic, but something about her will change through this fan-fic. So... yeah. I need three OC's for this fan-fic. I need a Skipper...

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When Eyes Meet-Chapter 1

posted by Metallica1147

Author's Note: I did not make this story alone, my friend over at FanFiction, SkullDestroyer and I made this together. Hope anda like it! ^^

When Eyes Meet
Chapter 1

It's a normal hari in the zoo and the penguins are inside their HQ. Skipper has called the team for role call and sejak the looks on Skipper's face he means business.

"Men, I have come up with a training course that tests your strength, speed, and your endurance."

"Aw, but Skippa I was going to watch the new episode of Spongebob right now."

"You can watch that cheese head later, but this important Private."

"Yes sir," Private was saying while...

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Love's Conspirator (page 2)

posted by LtKowalski

The working tajuk of this story was Untitled Cinta Story. Sorry the saat part took so long, I wanted a better tajuk before proceeding. However, I only came up with "Love's conspirator" *sigh*. Never mind. Just take note of the underlined words.

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CHAPTER 3: DONT TELL ANYONE I berkata THAT

Later, I found Lilly on her afternoon stroll. I had taken scraps from my sebelumnya failed invantions and took them with me. Then I stacked them one on bahagian, atas of the other, making a towering heap three feet taller than me. I carried it all at the same time, pretended...

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Love's Conspirator (page 1)

posted by LtKowalski

This story is for Miss Lilly, AKA Skipperfan 5431. May anda be happy with him.

CHAPTER 1:OBSERVATIONS AND HYPOTHESIS

I went inside the I thought empty HQ, but only to find Lilly in Skipper's arms. My arrival struck them Frozen staring at me with wide eyes. they may have seen the pain in my face because Lilly whispered "Kowalski,"
That voice! That angelic voice, the voice that will never hold Cinta for me. I stormed off to my lab and slammed the door shut. I headed to my table, maybe science will divert my thinking. I stared at my test tubes, but the...

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hide and go kill part 1

posted by Colonelpenguin

The night was young about to storm the thunder was distant and long it was sprinkling outside we wanted to play something before it started to pour.
So we decided to play hide and seek I was the seeker first so the first penguin i found was Rico and then Skipper and Kowalski and Lily.
Rico was mad when he was the seeker and thought it will be fun if he murdered someone atau a lots of someones.
so i hid it the hotdog cart.kowalski was hiding in the gajah habitat and skipper and lily hid together.
Rico held a bat and hit kowalski and he ran off and he was so happy because he never felt so good before. It started to rain Kucing and Anjing it was nasty out we all went in the HQ without Kowalski following in and we started to worry where he was and we went back out nowhere to be found and we found the bat and the body

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Chirstmas part 4

posted by alex356

Skipper:what do anda mean
Alex:well I am a...um......a.....
Private:yes?
Alex:I am a wizard!
Rico:WHAT!
Kolwaski:but science-
Alex:science is wrongand anda can't tell anybody I brothers are wizards too my dad use to be but gave them away
Private:why?
Alex:because my mom is a mortal and if u marry a mortal anda
Have to give your powers away
Skipper and the team:WHAT!
Alex:that's the rule
Skipper: well like I berkata we best be heading
Alex:okay *goes to room thinking about skipper at the same time lying on her bed*
Private:skipper I think she likes anda
Skipper:well probably she does-
*the crew looks at skipper*...

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sleeping marlene part 2

posted by anna447

But the king still fearful for his girls life decred that all spining weels shall be burned.and so it was done.the 3 good sorsoris know a bonfire was not going to stop jane so they made a plan. the plan was to raice the child themselfs without magic.and so the king and qween wacthed as there only child disappered into the night.

28 YEARS LATER
marlene keeped her name and grow up to be the most bueatifulist memerang, otter in the land.she was loved sejak all she know.at the forbiddin pcik jane had not yet found marlene.it was marlene's 28th bday.the hari jane's corese was to come true.meanwile tamon was takeing his horse for a storel when he heard marlene's Singing he sing along.

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KITKA RETURNS!- Part 3

posted by skipperfan5431

Skipper stormed into the bathroom and slammed the door shut. Lilly just stared at the door, heartbroken. What did she EVER see in him?He's such a JERK! Kowalski and the others can't stand to see their Friends upset, so they tried to help. " Don't worry Lilly.Skipper was just speaking out of anger. He didn't mean it." Kowalski berkata as he tried to hold Lilly's flipper. She pulled away. " Kowalski, if he didn't mean it-" She paused holding back tears " He wouldn't have berkata it." Lilly walked away, into the night.
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OUTSIDE THE HQ (IN THE ZOO)!!!!!
Lilly was...